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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Outside
« Reply #90 on: April 13, 2009, 04:29:02 am »
> Get pumpkin.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Outside
« Reply #91 on: April 13, 2009, 04:30:40 am »
> Piss through the bars of the cell.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #92 on: April 13, 2009, 04:33:01 am »
Quote from: Cheeetar on April 13, 2009, 04:28:35 am
>Look around
You are in a jail cell. It is littered with tally marks. There is a bed here, and a toilet.

Quote from: Digital Hellhound on April 13, 2009, 04:29:02 am
> Get pumpkin.
Wrong quest.

Quote from: Pandarsenic on April 13, 2009, 04:30:40 am
> Piss through the bars of the cell.
You're sure that's a bad idea, but you've been doing them for so long now you figure what the hell. You piss through the bars of the cell. It spreads all over the hallway outside.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Outside
« Reply #93 on: April 13, 2009, 04:35:55 am »
> Headbutt the toilet until one of us breaks.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Outside
« Reply #94 on: April 13, 2009, 04:36:02 am »
> Drink from toilet.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #95 on: April 13, 2009, 04:37:01 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on April 13, 2009, 04:35:55 am
> Headbutt the toilet until one of us breaks.
Perhaps another time.

Quote from: Digital Hellhound on April 13, 2009, 04:36:02 am
> Drink from toilet.
You gain 16 rads!
Or maybe you're just imagining it. For a prison, the water is quite clean.

A door opens at the end of the hallway and you hear footsteps.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Outside
« Reply #96 on: April 13, 2009, 04:38:36 am »
> Do the MC Hammer dance
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
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Re: Outside
« Reply #97 on: April 13, 2009, 04:39:12 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on April 13, 2009, 04:38:36 am
> Do the MC Hammer dance
You hammerslide over to the side of the cell. From there you can see a lady police officer walking towards you.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #98 on: April 13, 2009, 04:39:45 am »
> Strangle myself with a sleeve from the orange jumpsuit.

Trust me, it can be done.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #99 on: April 13, 2009, 04:40:44 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on April 13, 2009, 04:39:45 am
> Strangle myself with a sleeve from the orange jumpsuit.

Trust me, it can be done.
You attempt to strangle yourself with a sleeve, but are simply so incompetent that you just fall over. The lady officer sees your suicide attempts and runs toward you, slips on the piss, falls over, and knocks herself out.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #100 on: April 13, 2009, 04:44:04 am »
VICTORY!

Uh....

> Headbutt the toilet until it breaks or I break. Continue regardless of how bad of an idea this seems to be.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Outside
« Reply #101 on: April 13, 2009, 04:44:47 am »
You decide to ignore certain dumb voices in your head.
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WorkerDrone

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Re: Outside
« Reply #102 on: April 13, 2009, 04:44:58 am »
>Cancel Pandarsenics action. Steal the keys from the knocked out officer. Open cell.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #103 on: April 13, 2009, 04:45:33 am »
> Attempt to strangle WorkerDrone with the jumpsuit sleeve.

This can't end well. ;D
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Outside
« Reply #104 on: April 13, 2009, 04:48:48 am »
You reach your hands through the bars, but can't quite reach the officer's keys.
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