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Author Topic: Outside  (Read 39613 times)

Pandarsenic

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Re: Outside
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2009, 03:40:43 am »
>Take magazine, catch up to him, tackle him, grind his face into the dirt.

Also, is that like a gun magazine or a reading magazine?
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Re: Outside
« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2009, 03:42:18 am »
You grab the reading magazine and wave it around in the air. Then you look at the title. Why, he's carrying Playboy magazines! That scoundrel! You put on the speed.

While you wait, you read the magazine. Only for the articles, of course.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2009, 03:44:13 am »
>TACKLE HIIIIIM!
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Outside
« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2009, 03:44:51 am »
Tired of waiting, you decide to tackle That Guy. You miss by a mile.

While you're on the ground, That Guy speeds off into the distance.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2009, 03:45:17 am »
>Slit my throat with the knife.
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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2009, 03:45:57 am »
>If that fails, go back to apartment
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Re: Outside
« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2009, 03:46:37 am »
You raise the pocketknife to your throat and attempt to slit it.

Not only is it dull, but it snaps off immediately. Stupid faulty That Guy products.

You start towards your apartment, then realize you're totally lost!
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Re: Outside
« Reply #52 on: April 13, 2009, 03:47:07 am »
>Check pockets
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Re: Outside
« Reply #53 on: April 13, 2009, 03:47:28 am »
Since I've still got my testicles, I may as well enjoy this Playboy.  Hey, I'm not dead yet.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #54 on: April 13, 2009, 03:48:18 am »
In your pockets are a bottle of placebos, a revolver, and a crumpled note.

You consider fapping to the Playboy magazine. Then you realize that you only read it for the articles, doorknob! You are a classy gentleman.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #55 on: April 13, 2009, 03:48:53 am »
>Gulp down all Placebo pills, so as to die of diabetes.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2009, 03:49:10 am »
>Read note
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Re: Outside
« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2009, 03:51:08 am »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on April 13, 2009, 03:48:53 am
>Gulp down all Placebo pills, so as to die of diabetes.
You open the bottle and pour the pills into your hand. The bottle is empty.

Quote from: Cheeetar on April 13, 2009, 03:49:10 am
>Read note
Realizing that you are treading into RubyQuest territory, you open the note. It is labeled 'SUICIDE NOTE', but apart from that nothing is on it. Oh, there's something on the bottom. 'TO-DO LIST: 1. Write suicide note.'
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Re: Outside
« Reply #58 on: April 13, 2009, 03:53:04 am »
It kind of seems like if you are denied the action without a plausible answer other then "You think that's a really bad idea, ect." you can't really win the game. And by win, kill yourself. The only way the game will end is if Squeegy loses interest.

So therefore, all of you people are playing a game that you can't win...

Actually, that sounds like Dwarf Fortress.

Oh.

Well. Carry on then.

Edit:

Ah what the hell.

>RUN EXTREMELY FAST IN THE DIRECTION OF THE NEAREST HUMAN BEING. ATTEMPT TO SLAP HIM/HER.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 03:54:51 am by WorkerDrone »
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Re: Outside
« Reply #59 on: April 13, 2009, 03:54:23 am »
> Eat note, return to apartment.
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