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Squeegy

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Re: Outside
« Reply #75 on: April 13, 2009, 04:15:55 am »

You try to swallow the magazine, but only manage to get it stuck in your throat. After a violent coughing session, you eventually vomit it out. You need to get a grip!

You can vaguely hear police sirens.
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Cheeetar

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Re: Outside
« Reply #76 on: April 13, 2009, 04:16:53 am »

>Look around
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Re: Outside
« Reply #77 on: April 13, 2009, 04:17:21 am »

Kick open the man's door and hunt him down.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #78 on: April 13, 2009, 04:17:25 am »

> Headbutt the door until it breaks or I break.
> Repeat until it breaks or I break, regardless of how bad of an idea it seems.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #79 on: April 13, 2009, 04:20:13 am »

>Look around
You appear to be in the middle of a park surrounded by houses. You are holding an empty revolver, a Playboy magazine (that you read for the articles), and an empty bottle of placebos. There is half a noose around your neck. You are covered in splinters. You keep doing stupid shit.

Kick open the man's door and hunt him down.
You kick the door futilely. Your foot hurts now.

> Headbutt the door until it breaks or I break.
> Repeat until it breaks or I break, regardless of how bad of an idea it seems.
At first you think this is a bad idea, but then you realize it's actually a great idea! You ram your head into the door and immediately pass out.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #80 on: April 13, 2009, 04:20:42 am »

>Dream and remember why you wanted to die.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2009, 04:22:43 am »

>Use your IMAGINATION to teleport back to the house.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #82 on: April 13, 2009, 04:22:50 am »

> Dream about Freddy Krueger
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Re: Outside
« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2009, 04:24:02 am »

Also, what part of this exactly surprises you?

You keep doing stupid shit.

You say it like it's a bad thing.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2009, 04:24:27 am »

You dream that you teleported to your house and Freddy Krueger appeared and told you to kill yourself. Or... something. Even your dreams are fucked up.

You wake up in a police cell.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2009, 04:24:49 am »

>Remember why you wanted to die
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Re: Outside
« Reply #86 on: April 13, 2009, 04:25:40 am »

> Check inventory

They probably took our shit.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #87 on: April 13, 2009, 04:25:54 am »

> Seduce police officer.
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Re: Outside
« Reply #88 on: April 13, 2009, 04:27:22 am »

>Remember why you wanted to die
Now you remember! You wanted to die because... oh wait, no, nevermind, you forgot again.

> Check inventory

They probably took our shit.
Sure enough, you are empty-handed except for your orange suit.

> Seduce police officer.
You are quite certain there is not, never has been, and never will be a police officer here!

Okay, maybe not. But there isn't one here right now!
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Re: Outside
« Reply #89 on: April 13, 2009, 04:28:35 am »

>Look around
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