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Author Topic: Blockedlance - No More Stops Until Ragnarok!  (Read 433893 times)

Cheddarius

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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1845 on: May 03, 2010, 09:05:44 pm »

Man, this is going to be awesome.
What's that undead one there?
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1846 on: May 04, 2010, 03:10:50 am »

the goblins are back?

QUICK , I NEED A REINCARNATION , NOW!
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1847 on: May 10, 2010, 10:26:47 am »

Can I have a Dwarf ?  :D.
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1848 on: May 10, 2010, 12:25:29 pm »

TREASON!?

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Practice that on the goblins ;)
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1849 on: May 15, 2010, 10:59:46 am »

Speaking of goblins, here the goblins come...

I brought popcorn and a movie!!!

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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1850 on: May 15, 2010, 02:48:03 pm »

Could I please be dwarfed? One of male kids if that can be done.

Can I have a Dwarf ?  :D.

Sure no problem.  Ill add you both in.
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1851 on: May 15, 2010, 05:42:26 pm »

Oh the excitement, it is biting me hard.
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1852 on: May 15, 2010, 07:33:41 pm »

Wait , what? Rush to the Breach? REAL MEN ROCKET JUMP TO THE BREACH

oh shi- , too much TF2 2fort

seriously now , can't you just use DC and reincarnate me? i need to keel ZAWMBIES- whoops , i mean goblins
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1853 on: May 15, 2010, 07:54:44 pm »

Have I reached maturity yet?
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1854 on: May 16, 2010, 10:02:41 am »

Have I reached maturity yet?

That's a question we all have to ask ourselves, isn't it?
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1855 on: May 16, 2010, 11:35:42 am »

The stonecutters have managed to seal the breach just as the goblins were closing in!  Fil is a hero!!!!

But....wait........



Fil has no escape!  He's stuck out on that ledge!  He's gonna die (again)!!!

Fil, being the brass-balled dwarf that he is, accepted his fate nobly, and chose to charge straight into danger with a terrifying scream and his pick raised high above his head.

The goblins close in on him...



Oh dear.  It turns out that Fil is quite flammable.  This is very unfortunate for him, because burning to death has got to be one of the most painful ways to go.



Rest in Peace Fil.  Hey, thanks for building that wall and saving us all so that we could enjoy more of life!  Way to take one for the team!  Nice knowing ya! 

« Last Edit: May 16, 2010, 02:19:37 pm by MrGimp »
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1856 on: May 16, 2010, 11:39:28 am »

I must say that was a glorious death.  And what adds even more glory is that as the goblins spat fire at Fil, they also got it on themselves.  So even from death, Fil manages to take a goblin down with him!

Heres the gobbo squad heading around to the East Gate.  Note the guy in the back screaming and flailing wildly, leaving a trail of smoke behind him?  That's some future smoked goblin jerky right there.  Yeah....that's fuckin awesome.

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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1857 on: May 16, 2010, 12:03:42 pm »

I've heard goblin is a bit tough.  We'll need some hammers and maces to tenderize them.
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1858 on: May 16, 2010, 09:29:19 pm »

The remaining two squads of goblins marched around the fortress to the East Gate.  Upon crossing the bridge into Blockedlance, we sprung our cage traps!

The goblin riders charged in, their Beak Dogs were clamped by their legs sending the riders flying.  When they landed, the riders were clamped and caged as well.  Jazz and MadMonkey stood back, in case any goblin scum made it past the cages. 

Unfortunately, Dunem Trickscars, the Human Diplomat, was just now leaving the fortress.  This was a very bad time to try and leave.



As the remaining goblins turned tail and ran, they took their fury out on Dunem, and set her ablaze.



Oh gods be merciful!  Her eyes are on fire!!!  I guess those Trickscars are pretty real now arent they? 

What a terrible end for such an old friend.  Farewell Dunem, ye will be missed!  With her dies our last diplomatic contact with the outside world...



« Last Edit: May 16, 2010, 09:31:37 pm by MrGimp »
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Re: Blockedlance - An Empire to Last 1,000 Years
« Reply #1859 on: May 18, 2010, 06:59:08 pm »

Bah, who needs the outside world?  We've got everything we need in Blockedlance.  We shall spread our kind far and wide!
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