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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66493 times)

Zako

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #255 on: August 26, 2008, 10:28:37 pm »
Screaming with fear, Snoopicus flees for his life, running as fast as his stumpy legs can carry him, which is quite fast supprisingly.

Suddenly realising that he dropped the sandwich when he fled, he turns to see...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #256 on: August 27, 2008, 12:40:50 am »
The skeletal zombie carp being pounded on by a huge ham sandwich golem.
This is madness!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #257 on: August 27, 2008, 04:20:21 am »
Madness?

THIS IS ....

Yeah, it is pretty mad.  :P

As his prior acquaintance beats the hapless undead undead fish (not a typo), Snoopicus grabs the HSoL&D and makes a run for it. He doesn't notice the giant potted venus flytrap-like plant with big teeth singing something about being a mean green mother from outer space, and trips over one of it's roots.
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Zako

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #258 on: August 27, 2008, 04:51:51 am »
It spots Snoopicus and yells:

"Its supper time! GET IN MAH BELLEH!!"

Its vines whip towards the helpless Snoopicus and are about to grab him when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #259 on: August 27, 2008, 05:13:10 am »
He does a barrel roll, escaping the plant.
He lands, and looks around when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #260 on: August 27, 2008, 12:18:10 pm »
Some migrants have arived.

Seeing the stream of Soapers, Cheese Makers, and Children, Snoopicus decides to
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #261 on: August 27, 2008, 12:42:14 pm »
Ponder upon the greatest unanswered question in the universe: would the Ham Sandwich of Life & Death be improved by adding some cheese to it?
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #262 on: August 27, 2008, 12:49:35 pm »
Suddenally, all of the Cheese Makers become Royal Guards and the objects of Snoopicus's pondering are removed. Thenew gaurds attempt to find shields when . . .
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #263 on: August 27, 2008, 03:56:44 pm »
they decide they all REALLY want a snicker doodle!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #264 on: August 27, 2008, 04:35:09 pm »
Off Topic: I noticed rule 4 has been broken quite a bit...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #265 on: September 12, 2008, 10:52:06 pm »
Quote from: magikarcher on August 27, 2008, 04:35:09 pm
Off Topic: I noticed rule 4 has been broken quite a bit...

After this, no one posted for a looong while. I propose adding an additional rule 13: No discusion of the rules.

The royal guards move the PlumpHemet {5} and the kitten tallow [3] to the kitchen and
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #266 on: September 13, 2008, 02:42:28 am »
are inturppted by a Bronze Colossus!

They all flee for their lives, forgetting that its their job to fight the thing which is to the amazement of snoopicus. Snoopicus then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #267 on: September 13, 2008, 02:48:17 am »
...vaporizes as the world is deleted to make way for a new version.

After worldgen finishes, Snoopicus is spawned as a Play Now! (the player did some modding) adventurer in a human town with no clothes or equipment except the HSoL&D. He talks to the resident human pikemaster who asks him to come closer and ask again. Snoopicus then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #268 on: September 13, 2008, 03:02:21 am »
...throws the HSoLoD at the pikemaster, which decapitates him. Smiling, Snoopicus picks up the pike and sandwich, then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #269 on: September 13, 2008, 07:06:45 am »
The child regains consciousness!
The shopkeeper regains consciousness!
The child regains consciousness!
The child regains consciousness!
The guard regains consciousness!
The farmer regains consciousness!
The fishery worker regains consciousness!
The guard regains consciousness!
The child regains consciousness!
The bowman regains consciousness!
The farmer regains consciousness!

The entire town begins waking up simultaneously! Seeing their dead pikemaster, then seeing the sandwich, they all being running at Snoopicus blindly. An arrow comes flying past snoopicus, hitting a tree.

Quickly, Snoopicus decides to....
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