Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 15 16 [17] 18 19 ... 42

Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66942 times)

Neoskel

  • Bay Watcher
  • Read or the owl will eat you.
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #240 on: August 13, 2008, 03:08:24 am »
The true thief of the HSoL&D steps from the shadows. Gnarledtorches the Grim Pantomimes of Tuna the raccoon points his celestrium arbalest at Snoopicus and says: "Squeak." Then he pulls the trigger.
Logged
Urist Mcsurvivalist has been accosted by edible vermin lately.

Goblins: The fourth iron ore.

Zako

  • Bay Watcher
  • YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #241 on: August 13, 2008, 06:02:40 am »
But it back fires and the cord chops it in two.

Confused, Snoopicus looks at the SoLaD and relises...
Logged

Dwarfaholic

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • http://(none)
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #242 on: August 13, 2008, 07:52:07 am »
... it does not love him. No emotions run in it's cold, hammy heart.

Heart- broken, Snoopicus...
Logged

Royal Surveyor

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #243 on: August 24, 2008, 05:37:18 pm »
yells at the SoLaD: "If you won't love me, then I shall destroy you!!" He proceeds to gather his gear for a quest...
Logged

Dragooble

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #244 on: August 24, 2008, 06:45:17 pm »
but is ambushed by 10 skeleagles
Logged
Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

Kishmond

  • Bay Watcher
  • What the pfargtl?
    • View Profile
    • My DF Stories blog.
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #245 on: August 24, 2008, 08:05:20 pm »
The skeleagles are all overtaken by a consuming desire to have that sandwitch! Trying to carefully pluck the sandwitch from the dwarfs hand with their gigantic, razor-sharp, skeletal talons without damaging it, they manage to...
Logged

Zako

  • Bay Watcher
  • YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #246 on: August 24, 2008, 08:28:01 pm »
completely disembowl each other!

Even more confused now, Snoopicus' face reddens with rage! This is the sandwitch's fault! He must destroy it to save the world! In a blind rage, he leaps at the SoLaD when...
Logged

Dragooble

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #247 on: August 24, 2008, 08:40:40 pm »
the skeleagles realize they dont have any bowels to disembowl!
Logged
Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

Zako

  • Bay Watcher
  • YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #248 on: August 24, 2008, 10:17:33 pm »
They then take out their outrage on the elk meat sandw-

The spinning !!elf skull!! hits the skeleagles in the lower body!

It explodes in gore!

As the flaming remains fall to the ground, snoopicus realises...
Logged

magikarcher

  • Bay Watcher
  • Competent Poster
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #249 on: August 24, 2008, 11:56:49 pm »
That was all just a big misunderstanding, reaches over and hugs the HSoLaD. Still hungry he goes to eat the sandwhich when..
Logged

DoctrZombie

  • Bay Watcher
  • Web-Comedian
    • View Profile
    • http://www.playingdeadcomic.com
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #250 on: August 25, 2008, 06:36:04 am »
A goblin bolt comes out of nowhere and hits Snoopicus in the chest!
The Iron bolt strikes Snoopicus's right lung! It is mangled!
The Iron bolt strikes Snoopicus's splien! It is mangled!
The Iron bolt strikes Snoopicus's stomach! It is mangled!
The Iron bolt strikes Snoopicus's left testicle! It is mangled!
The Iron bolt strikes Snoopicus's garfarblat! It is bruised!

Near death, Snoopicus decides to grab the sandwich and take a hike one mile north. Magically he is healed! He goes to take a bite when...
Logged
DoctrZombie has been happy lately. He admired a masterwork poorly drawn webcomic lately.He wrote about a community fortress recently.

DuncanFrost

  • Bay Watcher
  • Urban Legendary
    • View Profile
    • DeviantArt account.
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #251 on: August 25, 2008, 09:46:03 am »
He realises the iron bolt is still embedded in his chest, and that it's the only thing keeping him from dying.
Logged
Toady looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
Toady has butchered a spammer!

Zako

  • Bay Watcher
  • YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #252 on: August 25, 2008, 08:37:26 pm »
suddenly,

An ambush! Curse them!

10 goblin wrestlers pounce from the shadows towards Snoopicus! 3 of them reaching for the iron bolt imbedded in his chest! Oh-noes!
Logged

magikarcher

  • Bay Watcher
  • Competent Poster
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #253 on: August 25, 2008, 09:40:55 pm »
Those same 3 see the sandwich, and simultaneously say 'Is that a sea lamprey melt?' They burst into giant flocks of butterfly, and chase off the remaining attackers. This is the perfect time to eat the sandwhich, he bites into... a rock... He gives into pain... He goes unconscious... He awakes to eat the sandwich when...
Logged

Dragooble

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #254 on: August 26, 2008, 03:10:25 pm »
snoopicus cancels eat sandwich: skeletal zombie carp
Logged
Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.
Pages: 1 ... 15 16 [17] 18 19 ... 42
« previous next »