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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66941 times)

Strife26

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #225 on: August 02, 2008, 12:09:21 am »
The Sandwhich vanishes in a cloud of smoke!
When it has cleared, the Sandwich is gone!

Snoopicus thinks, "It can't of gone far;
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #226 on: August 02, 2008, 12:58:19 am »
So he heads out to find it,

where he is attacked by uber-carp!
But then a unicorn kills them all!
And then a dragon kills the unicorn with firebreath!

(See, I did a bunch of posts for you guys!)
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #227 on: August 02, 2008, 01:35:43 am »
A titan happens by, strangles the dragon to death, tans its hide, makes a dragon leather loincloth, puts it on and stops being a member of the Titanic nudist colony.

He also pats Snoopicus on the head and then wanders off whistling a merry tune.

Snoopicus feels something vaguely sandwich-feeling on top of his head...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #228 on: August 02, 2008, 01:45:58 am »
And realizes its there! Right in front of his eyes! A... leather hat...

But on top of the hat is the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death! Right before and above his eyes! By Geb, this could be it!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #229 on: August 02, 2008, 09:29:57 am »
He takes it in his shaking hands and tries to grab a bite...

But is stopped by the sound of a lever!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #230 on: August 02, 2008, 09:37:33 am »
"PULL ME!!!" screams the lever.

Snoopicus has no choice but to go pull the lever, but just as he is about to pull it the player sets it on repeat.

Snoopicus will be stuck forever pulling the lever unless...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #231 on: August 06, 2008, 11:42:38 am »
The spike traps which the lever controls have done their job: making Swiss cheese out of that pesky consort who wanted adamantine thongs.  Now, with that out of the way...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #232 on: August 06, 2008, 01:50:29 pm »
The player turns off the lever! Snoopicus rubs his sore fingers, which have begun to smell like the sweet delicious ham sandwich!

He goes to bite the sandwich, moving it toward his mouth...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #233 on: August 06, 2008, 08:59:34 pm »
The Ghostbusters arrive!
They precede to move the sandwich towards the (wtfs that thing called again?) when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #234 on: August 07, 2008, 04:37:45 am »
A crack in the space time continuum occurs! The ghostbusters are replaced with goats who all imagine the HSoL&D as a pig tail sock they'd love to munch on.

Snoopicus is sheltered from the rain of goat parts by...
« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 05:46:12 am by Neoskel »
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #235 on: August 07, 2008, 11:25:55 am »
a Gator Skin umbrella, which provides him so-so stench resistance!
After the blood and gore have settled, Snoopicus grabs the sandwich in both hands and proceeds to take a bite!
What's this?! NO TEETH! All of his teeth have fallen out! Snoopicus gums the sandwich while he makes his way to the Dwarven Dentist!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #236 on: August 07, 2008, 03:23:14 pm »
As Snoopicus heads off gumming a rat and lizard sandwich, the Ham Sandwich of Life and Death is picked up by an inquisitive raccoon. Who carries it off of the map. It isn't hungry, and also recognizes the HSoL&D as a ham sandwich.

A raccoon has stolen a Ham Sandwich of Life and Death!

(Adventure mode time  ;))
« Last Edit: August 12, 2008, 05:31:36 am by Neoskel »
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #237 on: August 11, 2008, 03:01:57 pm »
With new teeth of pure adamantine, Snoopicus, a proficent sandwich user, embarks on his quest to reclaim
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #238 on: August 11, 2008, 10:21:15 pm »
the you know what!

he finds the raccoon but it isn't a raccoon its a goblin baby snatcher who thought he was a raccoon. now he realizes the only reason he took the sammich was he thought it was a baby! suddenly...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #239 on: August 12, 2008, 10:25:42 pm »
Splat! The goblin snatcher explodes in a cloud of gore!

Picking up the sandwitch, he goes for a bite when...
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