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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66491 times)

Dwarfaholic

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #270 on: September 13, 2008, 10:09:35 am »
- "PULL ME", yells a lever, interrupting Snoopicus' thoughts.

Hypnotized, he runs towards the -Dolomite lever-, pulls it and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #271 on: September 13, 2008, 10:26:04 am »
...Opening a floodgate to a lava channel at the top of the valley the village is situated within. Deciding that he would not like his sandwich toasted, Snoopicus flees...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #272 on: September 13, 2008, 03:07:41 pm »
 The Snoopicus Flees attack!!
(The player made some other mods and can't spell)


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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #273 on: September 14, 2008, 12:47:29 am »
The Flees (sic) attack the three horses and the camel while the humans from the village continue to chase Snoopicus.

UUUUUU UU U U        *@/
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #274 on: September 14, 2008, 12:49:55 am »
Snoopicus runs, as fast as his stubby legs can carry him, to the top of the valley just making it before the lava roasts all the humans in his wake!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #275 on: September 14, 2008, 12:50:45 am »
It is just then that Snoopicus realizes that the pike is too large (2-handed) for him to use at the same time as carrying the HSoL&D and decides to eat the HSoL&D now to free up his hands.

He moves to take a bite when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #276 on: September 15, 2008, 07:00:58 am »
...He realizises he has just bitten down hard onto the end of a steel tipped pike.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #277 on: September 15, 2008, 07:27:16 am »
Thankfully, he bit down on the handle end, it could have been REALLY painful if he had bitten down on the sharp bit. At that moment Snoopicus realises that the last part of his tattered clothing has fallen off. He begins complaining to no end about how he HATES being naked despite the fact that all he had been wearing for the last few days was a glove.

Snoopicus is about to throw a tantrum over this when....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #278 on: September 15, 2008, 01:41:12 pm »
... he remembers he still has his left sock.

Content, he continues onwards to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #279 on: September 15, 2008, 09:27:29 pm »
stop dead in his tracks. "Didn't I start with no clothes at all? Where'd I get this -<*Pig Tail Sock*>-
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #280 on: September 15, 2008, 10:31:29 pm »
Snoopicus explodes due to confusing the HSoL&D for a -<*pig tail sock*>-.

Our hero of the same name then flicks the 'Snoopicus' third toe, right foot' off his shoulder and reclaims the HSoL&D from the 'corpse'.

Dern same name dwarf stealin' his stuff.

Spoopicus has to leave the spear behind, since he still has no clothes or backpack.

As he walks further he comes across a goblin babysnatcher who has is carrying a wriggling sack in one hand, an iron dagger in the other and is wearing various pieces of narrow (to Snoopicus) clothing.

Snoopicus decides to...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #281 on: September 16, 2008, 07:27:28 am »
rescue the chi...and proceeds to trip over a blade of grass sending the HSoL&D flying chopping off both the goblins hands and freeing the -cannible elf baby- which proceeds to dine on it's captor when suddenly...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #282 on: September 16, 2008, 07:34:47 am »
He looks at the HSoL&D, saying:

"My! Is that a -Dwarf Meat Sandwi-"

The Elf Child has been struck down.

You pick up the HSoL&D.

The Dragon Bobby Firebreather has arrived!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #283 on: September 16, 2008, 02:18:38 pm »
Snoop Goes To Wear The Bag.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #284 on: September 16, 2008, 03:12:32 pm »
He 'wears' the bag in his left hand and stuff the goblin's and dead elf's cloths into it, along with the HSoL&D and wields the iron dagger in his right hand.

The dragon (Bobby Firebreather) picks up a -goblin bone earring- from the half eaten gobbo corpse and makes a run for his cave.

Snoopicus continues on his way when he comes upon another human town.
He sees the following:

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As the humans and unicorns fight, Snoopicus decides to...
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