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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66490 times)

Dragooble

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #285 on: September 16, 2008, 05:16:13 pm »
charge at the unicorns for no reason!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #286 on: September 16, 2008, 06:39:48 pm »
One of the unicorns sees Snoopicus coming, and sensing the almighty power of the Ham sandwich of Life and Death emanating from his ridiculous looking gigantic blue titanskin kidnap satchel, charges towards Snoop. They are about to collide head on with one another when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #287 on: September 16, 2008, 07:00:06 pm »
Our old friend the sandwich golem cuts in!

He sends the unicorn flying and it hits the ground as a unicorn leather robe, unicorn horn crown, unicorn bone greaves and -unicorn meat sandwich-. All the clothes/equipment are dwarf sized and Snoopicus puts them on. The sandwich golem adds the -unicorn meat sandwich- to itself and leaves with a fond farewell.

By the time Snoopicus is done gearing himself up, the combat is over. The surviving humans go back to the meadhall to get drunk and leave behind the corpses, and weapons, of their comrades.

An -iron battle axe- particulary catches Snoopicus' eye...
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Zako

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #288 on: September 16, 2008, 07:06:47 pm »
He picks it up and cries:

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

He then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #289 on: September 16, 2008, 10:44:33 pm »
Realises that he was REALLY thirsty. Seeing a barrel full of Dwarven Wine he proceeds to drop his axe and, oblivious to the carnage around him, begins drinking.

Just as he was finishing his drink...


Edit: Barrel... not berrel...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #290 on: September 16, 2008, 10:55:07 pm »
He grabs his axe and goes on a human town rampage, as he realises that one of them took the HSoLaD!

He races through the town...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #291 on: September 17, 2008, 10:08:04 am »
And then stops as he realizes the HSoL&D is still in his trusty *giant glowing blue titan leather bag*. Then he gets mobbed by 20 human children...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #292 on: September 17, 2008, 06:36:05 pm »
...Who fit handily into the bag.

SNATCHER! PROTECT THE CHILDREN!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #293 on: September 17, 2008, 11:23:14 pm »
The bag rumbles slightly as 7 of the children mistake the HSoL&D for a quarry bush leaves roast. The bag then starts tussling around as the remaining children start fighting over the HSoL&D.

Fearing that one of the children might eat his beloved sandwich, Snoopicus...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #294 on: September 18, 2008, 03:35:50 am »
Starts banging the bag against a nearby wall in the hopes of stopping the children!

However...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #295 on: September 18, 2008, 06:03:28 am »
He is interrupted as an even larger herd of unicorns moves in from the East, it appears this time they look even wilder and ready to stomp Snoopicus into past. He looks up and then....
« Last Edit: September 18, 2008, 06:05:48 am by Flintus10 »
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #296 on: September 18, 2008, 06:58:23 am »
decides to attempt to aprecaite the natural beuaty of them, hopefully allowing him extra abilties!
« Last Edit: September 20, 2008, 10:44:10 pm by Strife26 »
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #297 on: September 21, 2008, 06:45:56 pm »
It was later. Trampling had happened.

Snoopicus got up out of the pool of mud and unicorn meat he was lying in and looked around. The human village was well on fire by now, and the remaining unicorns had moved on.
He searched around and located his blue Titanskin bag among the blood smeared undergrowth, but on reaching for it, noticed a single set of small human footprints leading away from the bag and towards the river to the east.

The sandwich is, of course, gone.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #298 on: September 22, 2008, 07:55:49 am »
And so is Snoopicus' sanity.

Snoopicus has gone berserk!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #299 on: September 22, 2008, 08:19:40 pm »
The bag cancels be a bag, in a meeting.
Snoopicus has calmed down
The bag is more expereinced.
The bar has become a novice pacifier!
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