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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 25045 times)

Egan_BW

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((I believe that you're supposed to win a game of your choice against death to earn a chance to live again. But you get unlimited chances. You can also just cheat and exit through the door. The last time someone did that the security got upgraded to a sticky note saying not to cheat, so people abusing that ability will probably make it harder for everyone in the future.))
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Supernerd

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Turn 22



Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
6/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
You try to use your shiny necklace to reflect the Sparkling Moonlight's sparkles back at it. It didn't actually shoot anything at you so this action does not accomplish anything.

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
Everyone believes that you are slashing the boss lump. You deal a massive 12 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime and the Boss Lump shudders!

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You fail to kill the Sparkling Slime. I'd give you more flavor text, but you aren't giving me a lot to work with here.

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
8/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You manage to exit DEATH, and thus are no longer DEAD. You go to combine with a Regular Slime, but the Regular Slimes gang up on you! You end up taking 2 damage and fail to combine with any of them.

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You head out through the LIFE door and thus are no longer DEAD. You go up to the Boss Lump and realize that it doesn't appear to contain shit. As a result you don't kick it at all!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
8/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You do a flying kick on the Sparkling Moonlight Slime and deal 4 damage to it! The Sparkling Moonlight Slime shines a light in your eyes dealing 1 damage in return.

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
All of those things are true. You end up healing 1 health!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
3/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You repeat your previous action of "Ask Mr. SquarePants if there’s another way out of the shop."

Offended, Fish Sugarpants rolled a 2 and throws a bottle of diet water at you, dealing 2 damage to you!

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You mention the GM error and the coins instantly vanish in a puff of retcon. You manage to craft a foundation for your treehouse, and your Swag merges together!

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.

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Horizon
Level 1 Tree Sentinel
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4

Roll: 2
You play a game of chess against DEATH. Unfortunately, luck was on DEATH's side this time, despite the fact that luck has nothing to do with chess.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
Man that's a lazy action you did. Regardless, you kill one of the regular slimes. I'm not even going to write in a damage number. You do gain 1 exp though.

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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-146/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump: (18)
Sparkling Moonlight Slime: 6/10 (Attacked by Devastator)
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime was defeated. Elephant Parade gains 1 exp

Boss Lump rolled a 3. It remains in the wall for now...
Sparkling Moonlight Slime rolled a 2. It illuminates Devastator to deal 1 damage.
Regular Slime rolled a 2 it meagerly bumps Strif3 for 1 damage!
Regular Slime rolled a 2 it strikes Strif3 for 1 damage.
Regular Slime rolled a 1. It doesn't accomplish shit.
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Egan_BW

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Invite the Regular Slimes to sleep under my tree in exchange for 1 coin each. Slimes crop coins when they die, so they must have coins, right?
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Elephant Parade

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Kill another Regular Slime and ascend to Level 2. At last, I can stop critically failing every fourth action!
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Devastator

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Give the Sparkling Moonlight Slime a follow up pounding from my d6 fists.
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Nirur Torir

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That didn't work. I guess I'm not a mage, but rogues are good conmen. I will test this by pretending to try to convince the moonlight slime that my shiny necklace would perfect for it, and it should buy--
SURPRISE SHANK FOR 1D6!
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A_Curious_Cat

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Ah, what the hell…

Attack the Shining Moonlight Slime with my File Set for 1d6.
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Horizon

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Up the ante and bet my one slime coin in another game of chess.
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Quarque

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Nudge Dino and point at the Slime Coin left besides the tree by Elephant Parade in turn 20 that has to still be there because he now only owns the one Coin that the machinist payed in turn 21, pick up the Slime Coin dropped by the Hammock Slime in turn 20 and finish my regeneration under the Oak Tree House.
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King Zultan

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Go over and start smacking the wall and see what kind of interesting things fall out.
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Strif3

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This is getting a bit ridiculous. It reminds me why i don't play RTD's lol.

Try again to merge with a regular slime and become the MoldSlime
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Knightwing64

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*Cough

Envelope the sparkling slime in green necrotic fire to absorb it’s essence and reanimate it as my minion.

Check and see if killing other players gives experience, ask store guy about this while making vaguely menacing motions with my fire covered hands
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Turn 23



Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
6/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You manage to surprise the Sparkling Moonlight Slime and stab it for 12 damage, delivering the killing blow!

You gain 2 exp.

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 3
You make an attempt to reanimate the Sparkling Moonlight Slime. You don't really succeed at it though, possibly because you were not paying much attention as you were looking at Fish Sugarpants while you did it. Fish Sugarpants sort of shrugs in response to your question. It seems that they don't know, as they haven't killed a player before.

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
8/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
"Allies": Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You manage to take control of a Regular Slime!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You smack the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 2 damage! An Internet Slime comes down from the wall!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
8/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You fist... Punch the Sparkling Moonlight Slime to deal 3 damage to it! With the defeat of the Sparkling Moonlight Slime you gain 2 exp!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You pay Egan_BW using a previously uncollected Slime Coin, and are able to fully regenerate yourself!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
3/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You wield your File Set and inflict 4 damage on the Sparkling Moonlight Slime. You gain 2 exp from its demise!

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You guide a Regular Slime to the afterlife for 8 damage. You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

Welcome to Level 2!
As you may have guessed, you now have more HP, a D6 and a green name!

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You try inviting the Regular Slimes to sleep under your tree in exchange for 1 coin. You are able to sort of coax them in a direction by gently nudging them without provoking a hostile reaction from them. It is unclear if they do not understand your offer, or simply do not see the merit of it.

The fact that other people are killing the slimes might also have something to do with the lack of profit.

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.

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Horizon
Level 1 Tree Sentinel
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4

Roll: 4
You did not have any Slime Coins to gamble with. Fortunately, DEATH didn't think to do a credit check and you won! You gain a Slime Coin and now have permission to exit through the LIFE door!

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-148/Infinity HP.
Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime: 18/18 HP
Sparkling Moonlight Slime was defeated! A_Curious_Cat, Nirur Torir and Devastator gain 2 exp. 7 Slime Coins pile on the ground.
Internet Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime was defeated. Elephant Parade gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.

Boss Lump rolled a 4. It emerges from the Infinite Wall of Slime as a Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime!
Sparkling Moonlight Slime rolled a 2. It bathes in the moonlight to regenerate 2 HP (Not that it ultimately mattered).
Regular Slime rolled a 3. It loiters around Egan_BW's tree. Without paying!
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Nirur Torir

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Take a 2 coin share from the Sparkling Moonlight Slime. Flank and cut the Glowing Whistle Mountain Slime.
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Devastator

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Take 3 slime coins and attack the Infinite Wall!
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