Turn 22
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
6/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D6
Roll: 2
You try to use your shiny necklace to reflect the Sparkling Moonlight's sparkles back at it. It didn't actually shoot anything at you so this action does not accomplish anything.
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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.
Roll: 6
Everyone believes that you are slashing the boss lump. You deal a massive 12 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime and the Boss Lump shudders!
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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
Roll: 1
You fail to kill the Sparkling Slime. I'd give you more flavor text, but you aren't giving me a lot to work with here.
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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
8/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.
Roll: 1
You manage to exit DEATH, and thus are no longer DEAD. You go to combine with a Regular Slime, but the Regular Slimes gang up on you! You end up taking 2 damage and fail to combine with any of them.
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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.
Roll: 1
You head out through the LIFE door and thus are no longer DEAD. You go up to the Boss Lump and realize that it doesn't appear to contain shit. As a result you don't kick it at all!
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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
8/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D6
Roll: 4
You do a flying kick on the Sparkling Moonlight Slime and deal 4 damage to it! The Sparkling Moonlight Slime shines a light in your eyes dealing 1 damage in return.
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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6
Roll: 2
All of those things are true. You end up healing 1 health!
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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
3/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.
Roll: 1
You repeat your previous action of "Ask Mr. SquarePants if there’s another way out of the shop."
Offended, Fish Sugarpants rolled a 2 and throws a bottle of diet water at you, dealing 2 damage to you!
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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You mention the GM error and the coins instantly vanish in a puff of retcon. You manage to craft a foundation for your treehouse, and your Swag merges together!
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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
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Horizon
Level 1 Tree Sentinel
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You play a game of chess against DEATH. Unfortunately, luck was on DEATH's side this time, despite the fact that luck has nothing to do with chess.
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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
Man that's a lazy action you did. Regardless, you kill one of the regular slimes. I'm not even going to write in a damage number. You do gain 1 exp though.
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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-146/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump: (18)
Sparkling Moonlight Slime: 6/10 (Attacked by Devastator)
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime was defeated. Elephant Parade gains 1 exp
Boss Lump rolled a 3. It remains in the wall for now...
Sparkling Moonlight Slime rolled a 2. It illuminates Devastator to deal 1 damage.
Regular Slime rolled a 2 it meagerly bumps Strif3 for 1 damage!
Regular Slime rolled a 2 it strikes Strif3 for 1 damage.
Regular Slime rolled a 1. It doesn't accomplish shit.