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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 24228 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Pay the Dino another coin and settle down under the oak tree to rest and heal again.
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Supernerd

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Turn 21

Tip: There are all kinds of Slime in the Infinite Wall of Slime. Some of them even have green names!

Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
6/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You purchase the Bomb for 5 Slime Coins and sucessfully ignore Fish Sugarpants; who does not try to physically stop you because you aren't shoplifting it. You then walk up to the Infinite Wall of Slime, light the fuse on the bomb and just sort of cram the thing in there...

The bomb then detonates dealing 14 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime! A Sparkling Moonlight Slime and 4 Regular Slime are blown out of the wall!

Because you were extra careful to ignore safety advice you also take 3 damage!

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.

Roll: 3
You slash the Boss Lump again, dealing 3 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 5
You hand King Zultan a Slime Coin. You also join in on the poker game. You don't win, but apparantly all you had to do was better than DEATH as you now have permission to exit through the LIFE door.

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
You get a flush and win! Death permits you to return through the LIFE door. You also won 2 Slime Coins!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
9/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D6

Roll: 5
You take a catnap to heal yourself for 6 HP!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
3/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 1
Well you rolled a 1 so something clearly has to go wrong with this. I can't think of any particularly clever problems this time around so how about I just give you some space to write in your own reason for how you managed to screw this one up?

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 3
You hand over a Slime Coin to Egan_BW and rest by the Oak Tree, healing 3 HP.

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Oak Tree (1), Wood Plank x4 (1), Ladder (C)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You use a couple of planks to make a ladder! Its a bit rickety and uneven but its enough to constitute being a ladder.

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 1 Tree Sentinel
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
DEATH appears unmoved by your need to protect a tree. It points to the wall with the board games with a skeletal finger.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You kill the Apple Slime for 3 damage, killing it! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.

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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4

offscreen

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-134/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump: (6)
Sparkling Moonlight Slime: 10/10
Apple Slime was destroyed. Elephant Parade gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP

Boss Lump rolled a 4. It is currently stable...
« Last Edit: April 09, 2023, 08:07:17 pm by Supernerd »
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Elephant Parade

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Kill a Regular Slime.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Yaaawwn!

Repeat previous actions.
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Nirur Torir

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I'll ambush the first level 2 slime with an ultimate level attack. I use my shiny necklace to focus and reflect the sparkling moonlight slime's sparkles back at it. "MOON! SONATA! LASER!"
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Devastator

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Finally do my first d6 flying kick on the Sparkling Moonlight Slime!
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Strif3

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Muahahahaha! Now my master plan shall begin in earnest!

Exit death's office and combine with a Regular Slime to create the (accursed) MoldSlime!
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Egan_BW

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Manage to somehow keep the 6 coins you forgot to subtract from my total when I bought the planks. Also lean the ladder against the tree, climb up, and build a platform up there as the foundation of my tree house.
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Fluffe9911

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Believe it or not im slashing the boss lump!
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Quarque

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Roll: 1
Well you rolled a 1 so something clearly has to go wrong with this. I can't think of any particularly clever problems this time around so how about I just give you some space to write in your own reason for how you managed to screw this one up?

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I was distracted because I saw a purple dinosaur messing around with a heap of planks bigger than his own size!
Because I was watching this I forgot to do any of the things I wanted to do. I also failed to remember my name. Maybe at level 3.  :(

Since the inn is still under construction I move over to another place where I can regenerate without being distracted.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2023, 03:04:16 am by Quarque »
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Horizon

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((Dealing with a wee bit o depression rn,but hope everyone is having a Happy Easter))

I understand that even Death isn't compassionate to my cause so I shrug, grab a checker board and begin to place the pieces I will play a game of chess against death.
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King Zultan

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"Well that was fun maybe we can do it again sometime."
Exit through the life door and go kick the shit out of the boss lump!
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Quarque

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((a_curious_cat, that slime coin from the Hammock is still on the ground somewhere near your feet  ;)))
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Knightwing64

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KILL SPARKLING SLIME
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Horizon

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((So as I'm understanding this we have to spend a little time with death before we can come back?))
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