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[Nirur Torir]

Go to the store and ask if they sell anything with a tangible combat boost other than healing potions.

[Horizon]

Buy six planks and haul them back to my plot. Consider going to colleg for architecting.

"I help you now, I protect this tree!"

[Egan_BW]

"Yayyy! Dimo no dos a hert on peeps, so gud gud for hooman mane to hitt they orff dimo's propertiez. Dimo gib coim whem dimo haz."

[Quarque]

"Hey there big guy."

"Hullo hooman." says the troll with a big grin.

Then he finishes off the bad hammock slime.

[King Zultan]

The zebra suddenly feels a disturbance in the force as if the evil coconut has been killed, his rage fades away with this realization.

Also huzza I've leveled up!
Play another round of poker with Death.

(I'll give you one of the two slime coins that the coconut slime dropped once you get out of death's office, Zultan.)

Thanks for killing that evil coconut.

[Supernerd]

Turn 20

Tip: Swag is most effective when used in clever ways.


Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
9/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 12
Dice: D6

Roll: 5
You check out the store. You find a Bomb for sale for 5 Slims Coins. Looks pretty dangerous. Fish Sugarpants insists on taking no responsibility for any self inflicted injuries if you buy it.

There is also a few knifes priced at 2 Slime Coins.

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.

Roll: 5
You smash the Boss Lump, dealing 5 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You try to consume the Apple Slime, but discover too late that it had anti-fungal properties! You take 3 damage from the Apple Slime, and are now DEAD!

You find yourself in a room. There are a number of Board Games on a shelf on the wall. A Skeleton in a robe with the nametag "Hello. My name is DEATH" is playing poker with a zebra. To your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it. It seems that security has been increased because there is now a paper note taped to the door saying "No escaping please".

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D6.

Roll: 3
You play another round of poker. You roll a 3 and think you were going to win for a moment, but then Death whips out a full house and you lose! It seems that death is taking you a bit more seriously now that you are level 2?

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
3/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You type "nhhweh8imji0aq34 yu0[ ji[ aio;N IOPAE' piosj'afi'" on the Typewriter Slime dealing 8 damage to it. You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins for your victory!

Welcome to Level 2
As did the ones who leveled to 2 before you, you now have a green name, more HP and a D6!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
3/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You obliterate the Hammock Slime, dealing 8 damage to it! You gain 1 exp!

Welcome to Level 2
You gain more HP and a D6. Also, your name is green for some reason.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You throw the Apple Slime at the Hammock Slime, and the Hammock Slime takes 1 damage. The Apple Slime survives the impact. Then Quarque finished off the slime and you gain 1 exp.

Welcome to Level 2
Enojoy the level 2 perks, which is more HP, a D6 and the color green.

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Oak Tree (1), Wood Plank x6 (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You purchase 6 Wood Planks and bring them to your tree. You successfully consider going to college, but do not actually do so.

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 1 Tree Sentinel
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
Your attempt to transform into a Tree Sentinel goes wrong and you take an amount of damage no less than 2. You are now DEAD. At least you are a dead Tree Sentinel now?

You find yourself in a room. There are a number of Board Games on a shelf on the wall. A Skeleton in a robe with the nametag "Hello. My name is DEATH" is playing poker with a zebra. To your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it. It seems that security has been increased because there is now a paper note taped to the door saying "No escaping please".

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You just sort of put a Slime Coin next to the Oak Tree, then rest and restore 2 HP.

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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4

offscreen

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-117/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump: (3)
Apple Slime: 1/1 HP
Typewriter Slime was defeated! Devastator gained 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Hammock Slime was obliterated! A_Curious_Cat and Quarque gain 1 exp. A Slime Coin falls to the ground.

Boss Lump rolled a 1. It deflates losing 2 ().
Apple Slime rolled a 4! It retaliates against Strif3 dealing 3 damage!

[Horizon]

Ask death if I may leave, and tell the skeleton I have a tree to protect.

[Quarque]

Being level 2, as a troll I still can't cast any spells, but I gain just enough smarts to remember my own name. I suddenly know that I'm called Mumo.

Mumo picks up the slime coin dropped by the hammock, pays it to the purple dino and regenerates with a D6 in the shadow of the Oak Tree.

[Egan_BW]

"Ohn noez."

Hmm. Since I have a tree and just some planks so far, let's try a tree house. First will have to construct a ladder using a couple planks, splitting one in two for the bars and another into many smaller segments for rungs.

[Fluffe9911]

Slash it again!

[Nirur Torir]

I apologize for doubting him. Buy the bomb, it's a great item! I need to ignore any useless safety instructions, bury it in the wall of slime, and set it off.

[Elephant Parade]

Kill the Apple Slime.

[King Zultan]

"Hey Death how can you take me seriously I died to a coconut."
Keep playing poker, I feel a lucky streak coming on!

[Devastator]

Take a D6 catnap to get healthy again.

[Strif3]

Give King Zultan the 1 coin i held for him, then join in on the poker table that has apparently developed in death's office.