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[Lollikus]

Once in the world legends, checking the istoricals maps, i saw a goblin fortress called "The Doom of Bitches",
I thought the Goblins finally were doing something useful for the society.

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[Deon]

It's the house of Rising Sun.

[ThothAgrippa]

I took a mixed band of adventures down to the nearest human bastion of civilization, the town "Flashedswallows" (hmm). I entered the tavern "The Drinker of Breads" (*blech*) and started a conversation with Warlord "Ismar Backspeaker". I am reluctant to trust him somehow...

[Comrade_Fregge]

How about this one: Icgil Closetgirlish? It sounds so fucking wrong. It almost makes me want go into dorfibate for a few days.

[Eric Blank]

Menstal Moistlegend, amusing because it almost sounds like Menstrual Moistlegend.

Of course the game insists on crashing immediately afterward 

[Medicine Man]

The blue bust was an engraving of a local dwarven government

The bewilderment of bleeding was an exceptionly designed engraving relating to the impalement of a dwarf (the dwarf bled to death...how ironic.)

[Kaeoz Crimson]

My favorite random name will always be Urist Muffinscorches.  It's damn hard to be badass when your last name makes commentary on your cooking skills XD.

[Dok Enkephalin]

Noselobster. Two inherently funny words combined, yet it somehow works better than reversed, "Lobsternose".

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

Well, Noselobster implies you've got a lobster hanging from your nose. Lobsternose implies that your nose IS a lobster. Which of the two sounds more painful?

[Sean Mirrsen]

It's more like Noselobster implies a lobster in your nose, while Lobsternose implies the nose of a lobster. I guess in both interpretations Noselobster sounds more painful.

[Dok Enkephalin]

Maybe it's a very small lobster, adapted to life in the nostrils. Or maybe it's just one of those lies they tell kids, to keep them from picking their nose, "If you keep doing that, a lobster will chop off your finger!"

[BurningLed]

My world-gen just created a volcano known as "The Rage of Spooning".  Take that as you will.

[Dok Enkephalin]

Smutdeep the Shadow of Paddling. It's a hole.

EDIT: And Trussmined the Crevice of Slapping. Is it just me, or is there a bondage theme going on with these caves?

[Eric Blank]

Save our children! Drown the nobles!

[Sean Mirrsen]

Save our children! Drown the nobles!

^That's how it's done. Imageshack sucks.