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[Medicine Man]

Maybe they're all betwenn 6 and 13 years old.

Huh?what do you mean?

[Josephus]

Between that age, the cartilage in your earhole has yet to harden, causing that irritating ringing noise. Or some shit like that.

[monkeyfetus]

SO THATS WHAT IT WAS
I was wondering why the hell my ears were always ringing in elementary school, and then it went away. That's really interesting.

[Nivim]

 As far as I know, that has nothing to do with cartilage, and the cartilage certainly isn't the source of the sound. Tube-based TVs, some types of lights, and now (since an inventor noticed his child complaining about the noise) some cellphone ringtones, all make that high pitched noise. For some reason, I can still hear that extremely high pitched range of sound, giving me a decent awareness of the subject, and making the downstairs TV unbearable.

[breadbocks]

(FirstNameWhichIDon'tRemember) Anusrape. That simple.

[monkeyfetus]

I still hear the whining of televisions and car brakes that few others can, but it used to be that even when things were completely still I'd hear it. Probably just the wiring or something, super-high pitch sound that I've since lost the ability to hear.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I can still hear some of the lower-frequency ultrasounds. I'm used to telling whether or not a phone charger is working by listening for its transformer's whine. The charger for my DeWalt cordless drill/powered screwdriver is downright annoying.

[Rrido]

I generated a world and while looking around it to see if I liked it I found some cool names.
First an island called The Sacrificial Continent, south of it was The Disemboweled Island.
The largest area was called something like The Stormy Continent of Searching. While I was playing the game seemed to call it something else, but I can't remember what.
In the south-west corner there was a group of mountains called The Tooth of Comets.
Farther north-east there were two deserts, The Desert of Skulls and The Desert of Burning.
There was also a jungle called The Organized Jungle. Makes me wonder if God suffers from OCD.

[Kobold Troubadour]

Sometimes, I generate worlds just to read their interesting histories...and often found some weirdness as well.

Some odd forgotten beasts:

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Some cool dwarven deities:

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Some very...kinky human deities...(unsurprisingly, mostly male)

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[Eric Blank]

In one world I found an evil savannahRiver called The Future Comedy. I smell a succession fortress.

[carebear]

Regions on the Momentous Planet:

The Adventurous Creative Tulip-Desert 
The Rounded Hills of Delighting
The Man-Steppe of Racing
The Anguished Fist-Hills
The Dead Beak
The Golden Lucid Rock-Hill
The Desert of Incidents
The Swamps of Amazing
The Primitive Obeisant Hill
The Permanent Frills-Desert
The Twinkling Peaceful Hill
The Winter of Meteors
The Prophecy-Steppe of Planets
The Obscure Dance-Hill
The Point of Butterflies


Forgotten Beasts of the Momentous Planet:

Lish RoastedSoldiers
Pelese DeathTumors
Ipan Bitedied
Mondul the Pus of Ooze
Ngogngo Pukelusts
Iteg Oozepukes
At the Murky Beach

And the last one:

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A three eyed... Monitor?

[Untelligent]

Probably a monitor lizard.

[nbonaparte]

not so much funny, but my latest adventurer is named 'ultrasword'.

[uber pye]

the human town of

ULTRA SMILES
THE HAPPYIST PLACE ON DORF

>8D

[INSANEcyborg]

I had an artifact called "The Rewards of Flushing".   Rewards are always nice right?  Well this artifact was a casket...

Edit:  Just after I posted I remembered this was adventure mode discussion and not dwarf mode, oh well, its still funny