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[Medicine Man]

I had an artifact called "The Rewards of Flushing".   Rewards are always nice right?  Well this artifact was a casket...

Edit:  Just after I posted I remembered this was adventure mode discussion and not dwarf mode, oh well, its still funny

Drop the casket into water and use pumps to flush it away,it is asking for it.

[Jay]

I had an artifact called "The Rewards of Flushing".   Rewards are always nice right?  Well this artifact was a casket...

Edit:  Just after I posted I remembered this was adventure mode discussion and not dwarf mode, oh well, its still funny

This is pretty much our go-to "Funny Names" thread for the game.
It could probably do with a move to DF General Discussion at this point.
Possibly even a sticky, so people quit making so many carbon copy threads for their own funniest name.

[Johuotar]

Gathiltarnas, acasia crossbow: The sensual slayer

The materials are just acasia and willow and menaces spikes of acasia, but the name is most fitting I've ever had. (for artifact)

[Ten_Tacles]

Utes Oguruslun, "Utes Blackwhiteness" XD

Also, I have a clown of shadow with a very fitting name...

"Deathghost".

I think that name is just awesome XD

[Dok Enkephalin]

"Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.

My human was something like 'Owbashastol' and I just shortened it to 'Uzu Bash'.

[Ten_Tacles]

"Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.

Best name ever.

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

"Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.

Best name ever.

Such names are earned by fighting, right? I'd imagine it's either a bad kind of dripping, or she's "wrestled" a lot of tentacle demons.... which would still be a rather bad kind of dripping. Ew.

[Ten_Tacles]

"Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.

Best name ever.

Such names are earned by fighting, right? I'd imagine it's either a bad kind of dripping, or she's "wrestled" a lot of tentacle demons.... which would still be a rather bad kind of dripping. Ew.

I didn't knew dwarves were that asian orientated.

[Dok Enkephalin]

In Garnishedshocks, the local rulers are The Coalition of Toast and the religious leaders are The Buttery Creed. All a part of your complete Fruity Confederacies.

[BodyGripper]

"Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.

"Petalbust" sounds kind of erotic, so I'll say it's good dripping.

In Garnishedshocks, the local rulers are The Coalition of Toast and the religious leaders are The Buttery Creed. All a part of your complete Fruity Confederacies.

Hahaha, I like that a lot!

[Kregoth]

I know this is adventure mode discussion but i had the best random for my fortress, nation, and group. And sense i couldnt find a topic like this for fortress mode figured i would post it here. I hadn't noticed until my first artifact which relate to the founding of my fortress.  the artifact said.

"The image relate to the founding of TombsMurdered by The Palisade of Murder of the Deified Papers"

[Angry Bob]

In legends, I found a forgotten beast named "Dorku the Ugly Buttocks". He was a quadruped made of iron with four horns or something.

[Dok Enkephalin]

I found a figurine of an ass monster, still waiting to come across a named instance to make it even funnier.

[random guardian]

just had to say what happened

urist mc legend: I seek the capital!
warlord: We are in Virginswill
warlord: The Nations of Pregnancy founded the town Virginswill
urist mc legend:    Just tell me what to kill...

[Dok Enkephalin]

The Coven of Loving. I don't know Toady's sense of humor well enough to know whether that's too cheesy to be intentional.

Also, the name 'Testdungeon' managed to get into worldgen. It doesn't appear on the map, but events there are on crafts and in Legends.