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Author Topic: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!  (Read 107104 times)

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1170 on: March 14, 2023, 12:42:12 pm »

No spam >:( A
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1171 on: March 14, 2023, 01:27:27 pm »

A. One is enough. if they come in, they come in. if they don’t, they dont.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1172 on: March 15, 2023, 12:24:45 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1173 on: March 16, 2023, 09:30:06 am »

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I must submerge myself in MAGMAAAAAAAAA! daily for 17 cents, which I detest. I also geld memes.

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1174 on: March 18, 2023, 04:50:12 am »

You shrug and return to the maintenance datapads.

1236USY.5d/1m.1756h

It's at about the time you're 90% done with of SRC Weapons and Communications Manual when you hear one of the consoles ringing an alarm.

You check the command center and sure enough - the ship you've pinged before is responding to your hail.

A) Two can play this game! I ain't picking the call up.
B) Eh, it's not like I have much else to do right now.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1175 on: March 18, 2023, 05:02:00 am »

B what possible reason would we have to be pointlessly petty :P
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1176 on: March 18, 2023, 05:09:41 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1177 on: March 18, 2023, 05:50:09 am »

You push the button to accept the call.

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"Hello. Vincent Geg'l of Tanzanian Astrophysics Union here."

"Bartender Arnold of Synthol Refueling Conglomerate."

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"Yes, nice to meet you, you've pinged us before, right?"

"I wish to offer you some synthols if you need a drink."

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"Well, hmm, we're mostly done here. Hold a sec--"

The call is muted, rather precisely, for exactly a second.

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"--so alright. I'm not much of a synthol drinker but my friend here is quite a drunk so- ow -we will arrive shortly. See you in a few. What was that f-"


The call ends then.

The security console informs you that the ship from earlier has departed Beta Carotenii I and is on direct course for your Outpost.

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Sensors Station Alert! IFF beacon translation in progress...

Done!

"Megas III" Nebula-class Science Vessel, approaching from the direction of Beta Carotenii I.

Standard docking request received.

Docking Airlock assigned: #7 (authority: Automated Refueling AI)

Estimated arrival time: 7 minutes

You scratch your chin and then walk back to the bar.

1236USY.5d/1m.1806h

Shortly after Megas III docks with your outpost, a rather constrasting pair of patrons steps inside. They both wear black-and-blue jumpsuits, although the woman has a light blue lab coat drapped over her shoulders for some reason.

The man has a pair of dog-ears instead of human ones, and a rather fluffy, if short, tail, swishing behind him. His hair is yellow-orange, except for the tips of his ears and tail where the hairs have a brighter, beige-like hue. You can notice the tops of at least two datapads poking out of the pocket on his chest's left side.

The woman is taller than him, and her long, black hair is luscious and straight. Her light blue eyes look around for someone, and the stomping you hear is only a prelude to what happens next.

She slams her palms onto the counter and looks you in the eyes.

"Listen here, barkeep!! I am NOT a drunk! Just because I like synthols so much does NOT make me a drunk! I resent my colleague's accusation, and I'm telling you I will sue him for emotional damages, and I will drag you and your corporation into the lawsuit if you side with that good-for-nothing doggy scientist." She points her right index finger at you in accusatory manner. "Is that understood??" You blink at the loud woman and glance at her Caninoid colleague.

He manages to keep a neutral facial expression but the tail furiously swishing behind his back betrays the fact he is enjoying the scene quite a lot.

"How about some Skinjuice, Angela?" He says with a happy tone of voice, his lips twisting into a stupid grin when the black-haired 'Angela' turns to look at him in fury.

A) Acknowledge the woman's warning, and serve them some Skinjuice.
B) Don't acknowledge the warning, but serve them Skinjuice anyway.
C) Acknowledge the woman's warning, but don't serve them anything just yet.
D) "I would rather have my clients behave whilst onboard, please and thank you."
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1178 on: March 18, 2023, 07:16:10 am »

D - If she isn't a drunk it should be easy
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1179 on: March 18, 2023, 07:56:48 am »

B what possible reason would we have to be pointlessly petty :P
We could have finished the book?
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1180 on: March 18, 2023, 08:17:01 am »

ok D first but then FLIRT CANINOID
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1181 on: March 18, 2023, 08:32:05 am »

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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1182 on: March 18, 2023, 05:50:39 pm »

"I would rather have my clients behave whilst onboard, please and thank you."

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The duo looks at you with mixed expressions - the Caninoid grins, and the Woman pouts a little.

"Alright."

"Hmph." She is the first to sit down on a seat, placing her hands on the counter.

"Get me a Startini!" The Caninoid lets out a hum, his tails swishing less so enthusiastically, and he takes a seat as well.

"Alright, well, would be bad to work on dry mouth, so, how about, hmm, I would like one Cryolamp."

You don't know the drink requested by the Caninoid, so you type that up into the console whilst prepping the Startini for the woman.

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Connecting...

Connecting...

Connecting...

You let the console do its thing while you add 3 shots of Grapevine into a cocktail glass and then mix in a shot of Saproot as well. After the mix takes an uniformly dark-pink color to it, you adorn the glass with slice of lemon and serve it to the woman. She takes a sip before she manages to fish out a small, silvery credchip, extending her hands so that you can scan it easily. (+106c)

Today Earnings: 561c
Monthly Earnings: 3376c


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Patron ID: Angela Graman
Occupation: 2nd Class Astrophysician/Field Specialist, Tanzanian Astrophysics Union
Conv.style: HOT-HEADED
Liked Drinks: SWEET
Disliked Drinks: FIERY

"Nice, fast service." She quips rather happily, taking another sip. You look at the console and notice that it established a connection with the Bartending Network.

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Connecting...

Done!

Queries: cryolamp

>1 recipe found:

CRYOLAMP: 168c

3 Shots of Lamp
Dash of Saproot

Serve in a tank glass with ice.

Rather easy - so you smack some ice into a tank glass, then pour in enough Lamp and spritz some Saproot at the end, giving it a pale-yellow coloration. You serve it up to 'Vincent', who pulls out the two datapads out onto the counter and then also a credchip, which you scan. (+168c)

Today Earnings: 729c
Monthly Earnings: 3544c


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Patron ID: Vincent Geg'l (Caninoid)
Occupation: 3rd Class Computer Specialist/Spaceship Pilot, Tanzanian Astrophysics Union
Conv.style: AMENABLE
Liked Drinks: FIERY, EARTHY
Disliked Drinks: n/a

Vincent pulls the tank glass closer, but doesn't drink his stuff just yet.

"Don't tell me you're gonna work on the subroutines right now?" Angela murmurs, and Vincent just shrugs.

"It's not like we have forever to stay in-system, so I would like to go through the satellite's communications code whilst I still have a fast and stable connection with it. I can drink and work, thank you very much. You two have fun."

"You make for a great drinking partner, Vincent." Angela huffs, Vincent smirks.

You do note that next second they take sips of their drinks almost in synch.

CHOOSE YOUR CONVERSATION TOPIC! (Vincent is currently busy and most unresponsive)

A) To both: "So, you guys working on that spammy satellite now?"
B) To both: "I don't think I've heard of 'Tanzania' before, is that a colony or a space station?"
C) To Angela: CHATTY: "My console notified me you're a class higher than Vincent, are you in charge on the ship?"
D) To Angela: CHATTY: "I didn't expect someone of your magnitude to like sweet drinks, you seem fiery to me."
E) To Angela: FLIRTY: "I am glad you've mellowed out, but I gotta say, I enjoyed that harsh, bossy streak you've showed~"
« Last Edit: March 19, 2023, 02:47:33 am by Haspen »
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1183 on: March 18, 2023, 06:00:44 pm »

Let's try D.
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Re: Bartender of Galactic Refueling Outpost 254831: Arnold!
« Reply #1184 on: March 19, 2023, 01:21:17 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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