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Starver

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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #330 on: November 10, 2022, 10:35:50 pm »

Oh, i meant a mental state.
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #331 on: November 11, 2022, 12:05:26 am »

Quote from: Will Knowland
High IQ combined with secular liberalism results in bluetooth dildos.
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« Reply #332 on: November 11, 2022, 04:11:15 am »

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Humans will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Man I hope I'm not the kind of king that gets strangled with some dudes entrails.

Quote from: Will Knowland
High IQ combined with secular liberalism results in bluetooth dildos.
What would the bluetooth part of the dildo even do?
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #333 on: November 11, 2022, 04:42:00 am »

Quote from: Will Knowland
High IQ combined with secular liberalism results in bluetooth dildos.
What would the bluetooth part of the dildo even do?

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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #334 on: November 11, 2022, 06:21:40 am »

What would the bluetooth part of the dildo even do?
I imagine it works much the same as the sort which vibrate by remote control but with a smartphone as the control.
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #335 on: November 11, 2022, 07:07:23 am »

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Humans will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Man I hope I'm not the kind of king that gets strangled with some dudes entrails.
I was trying to exclude you but I guess I don't know your heraldry xD

I've been in DC the past few days looking at monuments to American Greatness so I've had some cynical sentiment to express. On the other hand a few things have really impressed me. Last year it was the Lincoln Memorial (not that the guy was perfect or even a hero, but...) and this year it was the mostly undeveloped, simple, monument to Teddy Roosevelt. I was particularly touched by a plinth of his thoughts on a Good State.
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"If I must choose between righteousness and peace I choose righteousness." Sounds familiar...

(I also wept in a corner while going through a certain museum but in a good way. It was a sad subject and I was able to feel that properly this year)
Quote from: Will Knowland
High IQ combined with secular liberalism results in bluetooth dildos.
What would the bluetooth part of the dildo even do?
There's a neat and non-pornographic (I hesitate to call it safe for work) DefCon presentation about this! I only got halfway through apparently. It's largely generic Bluetooth and XML hacking stuff. It does go into the expected utility of such a thing though. https://youtu.be/RnxcPeemHSc

Short answer: online sex, usually stream for pay but also just multiplayer.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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« Reply #336 on: November 11, 2022, 07:25:18 am »

What would the bluetooth part of the dildo even do?
...perhaps more (depending highly upon your own pecadillo, and/or for who has actual control of it) than a blueballs-equipped fleshlight?
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« Reply #337 on: November 11, 2022, 07:59:46 am »

What would the bluetooth part of the dildo even do?
...perhaps more (depending highly upon your own pecadillo, and/or for who has actual control of it) than a blueballs-equipped fleshlight?

Cheating at chess?
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #338 on: November 11, 2022, 10:23:13 am »

Speak morse to my butt
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Re: Quotes thread
« Reply #339 on: November 11, 2022, 07:04:23 pm »

Everything good about the bad is what's bad about the good
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« Reply #340 on: November 12, 2022, 03:10:13 am »

Short answer: online sex, usually stream for pay but also just multiplayer.
It is terrifying.

Is this kind of thing why Novel is afraid of the future?
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« Reply #341 on: November 12, 2022, 07:34:46 am »

I dunno I think the idea is pretty novel
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« Reply #342 on: November 12, 2022, 08:22:26 am »

Short answer: online sex, usually stream for pay but also just multiplayer.

Twitch Plays the vagina.
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There once was a dwarf in a cave,
who many would consider brave.
With a head like a block
he went out for a sock,
his ass I won't bother to save.

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« Reply #343 on: November 12, 2022, 08:58:02 am »

You can get creams for that, apparently.
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« Reply #344 on: November 12, 2022, 08:56:48 pm »

Derive, ya'll
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