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[Laterigrade]

If I die, fire my bones from a cannon.

[Great Order]

Where did society go wrong, that we need tech support for Christmas trees?

When you start milking poop for red hearts, you have to ask yourself: what separates us from the beasts?

[Laterigrade]

“Okay, the consent part of this genocide plan makes it a bit better.”

[Great Order]

If life transcends death
Then I shall look for you there
If not, then there too

(Bonus points for the character's wife then realising that his potential last goodbye to her is a haiku because he has a one track mind for poetry)

[Laterigrade]

‘Remember that two legged tigers and crocodiles are more dangerous than the others.’ — Alexandre Dumas

[Great Order]

Half of me was chilling in my mum's... ovaries I think. I dunno which one. I kind of think I'm a left ovary sorta guy, I dunno about you. I just get the vibe that I'm a left ovary egg. Left ovary right ball? Honestly I think I'm a left ovary left ball sorta guy. That's just my guess, there's no way to verify but if we could I think you'd find that I'm right.

-Northernlion

[Rolan7]

"You are not God, the machine is!"
(Brennan on Game Changer)

[Rockeater]

PTW

[King Zultan]

Does PTW count as a quote?

[Starver]

Clearly it is a classical quote from that most ancient of sources, Ibid. (A much wiser interlocutor, it is said, than either of Op and Loc, both of the Cit dynasty...)

[Laterigrade]

‘Ahh, you were at my side all along… my true mentor… my guiding moonlight.’

[Quarque]

Don't believe every quote you see on the internet -- Albert Einstein

[EuchreJack]

"Anyone that quotes me is always right, and always an asshole" - Winston Churchill

[King Zultan]

"Why can't we all just get along?" - Adolf Hitler