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[SirAston]

"You.....you wanna pick a fight wi' one o' us, you do one wi' ALL of us! In our club, nobody walks alone!"

"I'd worry less about walking alone and more about walking at all once we're done with you!"

He runs alongside Xerxe.

"Let's do this, dude! You cover the flank..."
"... and I deliver the beef!"

E13, quaffing Energy Boost™, the energetic drink for winners wanting that extra boost.
Side effects may include dilated eyes, memory gaps, accelerated heart rate, irregular heart rate, ceased heart rate, discoloration of toe nails to gnome-repelling degrees and halitosis. Please drink responsibly by avoiding Energy Boost at all cost.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Two unconscious drunks later and Lastelle and Xerxe make a strong showing as to why, exactly, you don't mess with the Warriors.

(Speed will get Lastelle out of trouble!)

Lastelle initiates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 35, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Drunken Hooligan C takes 57 damage!

Drunken Hooligan C is defeated!
(Lastelle learns from the mistakes of others!)

(Evador breaks boundaries!)
(Lastelle's Support activates!)

Xerxe initiates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 77, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Drunken Hooligan A takes 36 damage!

Drunken Hooligan A is defeated!

Taking a quick break, Largo chugs down one half of the energy drink to steel himself for the ensuing brawl.

Largo quaffs one Energy Boost!
Largo gains 1 Heat!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
"Evie" O'Deorain: 23/23 (Blinding Bomb) [Heat: 0/5]
Lagata "Gata" Kaguchi: 30/30 (Arcfire) [Heat: 0/5]
Largo "Big Blue" Dynlydan: 28/28 (Steel Gauntlet) [Heat: 1/5]
Lastelle "L" Fiorenzi: 25/25 (Silver Scythe) [Heat: 1/5]
"Lucy" Maxavuo: 24/24 (Iron Sword) [Heat: 0/5]
"Nico" Senara: 26/26 (Silver Cestus)[Heat: 0/5]
Takahashi "Knuckles" Tomomi: 31/31 (Silver Cestus) [Heat: 0/5]
Xerxe "Turncloak" Pegason: 28/28 (Arming Whip) [Heat: 5/5] [Heat Mode Active]

Other:
Vending Machine 1: (DROP: Stamina Boost)
Vending Machine 2: (DROP: Capsule Toy)
Vending Machine 3: (DROP: Silfursverd Brandy)
Vending Machine 4: (DROP: Elwave)

Enemies:
Drunken Hooligan A: 0/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan B: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan C: 0/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Drunken Hooligan D: 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Angered Bookie A: 22/22 (Pig Sticker)
Angered Bookie B: 22/22 (Pig Sticker)

Wannabe Thug A: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Wannabe Thug B: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Weedy Lout A: 23/23 (Box Cutter) (DROP: Mend)
Angered Bookie C: 22/22 (Book of Bets)

Wannabe Thug C: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Wannabe Thug D: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Weedy Lout B: 23/23 (Box Cutter) (DROP: Befuddle)
Angered Bookie D: 22/22 (Book of Bets)

Weedy Lout C: 23/23 (Box Cutter)
Drunken Hooligan E: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan F: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Weedy Lout D: 23/23 (Box Cutter)

Drunken Hooligan G: 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Angered Bookie E: 22/22 (Book of Bets)
Angered Bookie F: 22/22 (Book of Bets)
Drunken Hooligan HL 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Owyn: 30/30 (Nosferatu)

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Defeat Owyn or rout the enemy.
Other Info:
- Owyn is resistant to non-Heat Attacks and only takes halved damage from normal attacks.
- Owyn will use Heat Attacks and the target will be marked one turn prior.
- Wannabe Thugs are resistant to Heat Attacks and only take x1.2 damage. When targeted with Heat Attacks, they will retaliate with their own on their own Phase.

XP: 30/100

[Dwarmin]

Xerxe used his whip to grab the man by the leg, then swung him around three times and launched him over a nearby roof.

"Look at that, I goaled a field point."

Thankfully there was a sign advertising the adjacent street as a pillow store, which Xerxe tried to aim for. Hopefully he wouldn't hit the Bolb [sic] farm next door.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Lucy to D13 and DANCE for Largo and Lastelle!

"WOOOO! Keep that up all night, L!"

The gyaru elf twirled her way to the Oni's side and subtly bumped him with her hip.

"You should show these guys what you're working with too, Big Blue! Don't let her steal all the thunder!"

[IcyTea31]

One of the main duties of cavalry is to take out the enemy's flanking forces before they can surround your army. Inspired by Lucy's dance, Lastelle sees no reason not to take out both flanks while she's at it.

G14. Attack Drunken Hooligan D with Silver Scythe. Canto G15.

[SirAston]

"Hmpf, don't worry about that, Lucy. Whenever someone gets ahead, that's just motivation for me to go in even harder!"

Not realizing his poor choice of words in the presence of an elf, he utilizes his second wind well.

E14, punch Angered Bookie A.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Lucy struggled to keep a straight face. She *really* wanted to quip back at that but she had the feeling what she wanted to say might get her smote. Not by Freya, of course, but one of the other deities might take offense.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Lucy marks her territory.

Lucy Performs for Largo and Lastelle!
Largo and Lastelle may move again!

Lastelle plays golf with an unfortunate hooligan and scores an eagle.

(Speed will get Lastelle out of trouble!)
(Lastelle learns from the mistakes of others!)
(Xerxe's Support activates!)

Lastelle initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Drunken Hooligan D takes 19 damage!

Drunken Hooligan D retaliates!
Hit Rate: 46 to hit
Hit: 45, miss!

Lastelle strikes again!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Drunken Hooligan D takes 19 damage!

Drunken Hooligan D is defeated!

Largo punches a man and almost gets a knife broken on his fist for his troubles.

Largo initiates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Angered Bookie A takes 14 damage!

Angered Bookie A retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Largo takes 8 damage!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
"Evie" O'Deorain: 23/23 (Blinding Bomb) [Heat: 0/5]
Lagata "Gata" Kaguchi: 30/30 (Arcfire) [Heat: 0/5]
Largo "Big Blue" Dynlydan: 20/28 (Steel Gauntlet) [Heat: 3/5]
Lastelle "L" Fiorenzi: 25/25 (Silver Scythe) [Heat: 3/5]
"Lucy" Maxavuo: 24/24 (Iron Sword) [Heat: 1/5]
"Nico" Senara: 26/26 (Silver Cestus)[Heat: 0/5]
Takahashi "Knuckles" Tomomi: 31/31 (Silver Cestus) [Heat: 0/5]
Xerxe "Turncloak" Pegason: 28/28 (Arming Whip) [Heat: 5/5] [Heat Mode Active]

Other:
Vending Machine 1: (DROP: Stamina Boost)
Vending Machine 2: (DROP: Capsule Toy)
Vending Machine 3: (DROP: Silfursverd Brandy)
Vending Machine 4: (DROP: Elwave)

Enemies:
Drunken Hooligan A: 0/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan B: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan C: 0/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Drunken Hooligan D: 0/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Angered Bookie A: 8/22 (Pig Sticker)
Angered Bookie B: 22/22 (Pig Sticker)

Wannabe Thug A: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Wannabe Thug B: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Weedy Lout A: 23/23 (Box Cutter) (DROP: Mend)
Angered Bookie C: 22/22 (Book of Bets)

Wannabe Thug C: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Wannabe Thug D: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Weedy Lout B: 23/23 (Box Cutter) (DROP: Befuddle)
Angered Bookie D: 22/22 (Book of Bets)

Weedy Lout C: 23/23 (Box Cutter)
Drunken Hooligan E: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan F: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Weedy Lout D: 23/23 (Box Cutter)

Drunken Hooligan G: 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Angered Bookie E: 22/22 (Book of Bets)
Angered Bookie F: 22/22 (Book of Bets)
Drunken Hooligan HL 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Owyn: 30/30 (Nosferatu)

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Defeat Owyn or rout the enemy.
Other Info:
- Owyn is resistant to non-Heat Attacks and only takes halved damage from normal attacks.
- Owyn will use Heat Attacks and the target will be marked one turn prior.
- Wannabe Thugs are resistant to Heat Attacks and only take x1.2 damage. When targeted with Heat Attacks, they will retaliate with their own on their own Phase.

XP: 41/100

[Powder Miner]

:"Now, people may typically say that "it's all over but for the crying", but personally, I think that should be a nice and big part of this!"

F12, Blinding Bomb Hooligan B.

[Lucus Casius]

Grumbling about all the extra crap hoisted on her, on top of EVERYTHING ELSE about this night so far, Lagata followed after to take her anger out on a few more drunken idiots.

G-13, Singe Hooligan B.

[kj1225]

Tomo goes to F14 and punches a bookie.

Nico goes to F12

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Evie throws some....odd conconction in a hooligan's face. Whatever it is, the man starts screaming and tearing up, flailing around as Evie's concoction temporarily blinds him....

(Evie's terribly disappointed....)
(Lagata's Support activates!)

Evie initiates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 86, hit!
Drunken Hooligan B takes 2 damage!
Drunken Hooligan B loses 20 Hit for 2 turns!

Drunken Hooligan B cannot retaliate!

.....which helps Gata land a hit, given how he can't see a fireball about to set his clothes on fire.

(Gata's fire is fury-powered....)
(Evie's Support activates!)

Gata initiates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 16, hit!
Drunken Hooligan B takes 11 damage!
Drunken Hooligan B is set on fire for 2 turns!

Drunken Hooligan B cannot retaliate!

Gata strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 95, miss!

Tomo uses the chaos as a distraction to punch one of his angry betting friends out.

(Tomo doesn't believe in lucky shots...)
(Tomo leaves just an after-image!)
(Largo's Support activates!)

Tomo initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 63, hit!
Angered Bookie A takes 19 damage!
Angered Bookie A is defeated!

~~Enemy Phase~~

Drunken Hooligan B is on fire!
Drunken Hooligan B takes 2 damage!

In his burning, flailing state, the drunken hooligan confronting the Warriors manages to hit Gata pretty hard in the face. So hard, in fact, that her retaliatory blasts of fire miss and set a nearby pile of garbage on fire instead.

(Evie's Support activates!)

Drunken Hooligan B initiates!
Hit Rate: 37 to hit
Hit: 32, hit!
Gata takes 11 damage!

Gata retaliates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 98, miss!

Gata strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 99, miss!

His nearby collaborator takes the opportunity to stick Gata with a knife. Unfortunately for him, Gata managed to recover a little quicker from the punch than he'd hoped and he ends up running off into the night with his pants quite literally on fire.

(Evie's Support activates!)

Angered Bookie B initiates!
Hit Rate: 57 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Gata takes 9 damage!

Gata retaliates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Angered Bookie B takes 14 damage!

Gata strikes again!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 12, hit!
Angered Bookie B takes 14 damage!

Angered Bookie B is defeated!

Behind the Warriors, the band of drunken football fans move in to block their way forward.

~~~~Turn 2~~~~
Player Phase
~~Map Theme (Force Addiction)~~

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
"Evie" O'Deorain: 23/23 (Blinding Bomb) [Heat: 1/5]
Lagata "Gata" Kaguchi: 10/30 (Singe) [Heat: 5/5] [Heat Mode Active]
Largo "Big Blue" Dynlydan: 20/28 (Steel Gauntlet) [Heat: 3/5]
Lastelle "L" Fiorenzi: 25/25 (Silver Scythe) [Heat: 3/5]
"Lucy" Maxavuo: 24/24 (Iron Sword) [Heat: 1/5]
"Nico" Senara: 26/26 (Silver Cestus)[Heat: 0/5]
Takahashi "Knuckles" Tomomi: 31/31 (Silver Cestus) [Heat: 1/5]
Xerxe "Turncloak" Pegason: 28/28 (Arming Whip) [Heat: 5/5] [Heat Mode Active]

Other:
Vending Machine 1: (DROP: Stamina Boost)
Vending Machine 2: (DROP: Capsule Toy)
Vending Machine 3: (DROP: Silfursverd Brandy)
Vending Machine 4: (DROP: Elwave)

Enemies:
Drunken Hooligan A: 0/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan B: 7/24 (Methiant Brick) [-20 Hit: 1/2] [On Fire: 1/2]
Drunken Hooligan C: 0/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Drunken Hooligan D: 0/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Angered Bookie A: 0/22 (Pig Sticker)
Angered Bookie B: 0/22 (Pig Sticker)

Wannabe Thug A: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Wannabe Thug B: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Weedy Lout A: 23/23 (Box Cutter) (DROP: Mend)
Angered Bookie C: 22/22 (Book of Bets)

Wannabe Thug C: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Wannabe Thug D: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Weedy Lout B: 23/23 (Box Cutter) (DROP: Befuddle)
Angered Bookie D: 22/22 (Book of Bets)

Weedy Lout C: 23/23 (Box Cutter)
Drunken Hooligan E: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan F: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Weedy Lout D: 23/23 (Box Cutter)

Drunken Hooligan G: 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Angered Bookie E: 22/22 (Book of Bets)
Angered Bookie F: 22/22 (Book of Bets)
Drunken Hooligan HL 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Owyn: 30/30 (Nosferatu)

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Defeat Owyn or rout the enemy.
Other Info:
- Owyn is resistant to non-Heat Attacks and only takes halved damage from normal attacks.
- Owyn will use Heat Attacks and the target will be marked one turn prior.
- Wannabe Thugs are resistant to Heat Attacks and only take x1.2 damage. When targeted with Heat Attacks, they will retaliate with their own on their own Phase.

XP: 62/100

[Dwarmin]

"You're joining your friend in the pillow store." Xerxe said, turning to the last, confused looking hooligan.

Action: Whip Hooligan B!

[IcyTea31]

I don't like the way they hold those bottles. Probably practiced in beating down soldier-like folks. Time to be less soldierly, then.

Lastelle stows the scythe she has been using, and draws another. It is rather... sword-like. Lastelle isn't exactly a fencer (back in school she preferred aerial polo), but she did date one once. From him, she learnt of a fascinating tradition swordsmen have.

"Right then, you lot! You like football, I get that, but let me teach you a new game! They call this one Mensur. The rules are simple: I'm going to come at you with this sword-scythe right here, and I'll cut your faces so that they'll bleed a little. If you dodge, you lose. Afterwards, you can show off the scars you got as marks of your bravery.

If Xerxe defeats Hooligan B: G9, attack Wannabe Thug D with Dueling Scythe (equipping it). Canto G10.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Surprisingly, this isn't the country record for farthest man thrown via whip. The actual record belongs to a Revivian adventurer by the name of Wyoming James, whose famous 100 meter whip throw of a gargoyle was the record after the previous holder relinquished their record after allegations of using illegal doping substances such as Tauriner and Staminan drinks.

(Xerxe's feeling the heat!)
(Evador breaks boundaries!)
(Shipp pairs unlikely pairings!)
(Lucy's Support activates!)

Xerxe initiates!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 8, hit!
Critical: 11, crit!
Drunken Hooligan B takes 48 damage!

Drunken Hooligan B is defeated!

The hooligan proves tougher with a beer bottle than Lastelle expected, but Lastelle manages.

(Lastelle learns from others' mistakes!)
(Speed will get Lastelle out of trouble!)

Lastelle initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Wannabe Thug D takes 16 damage!

Wannabe Thug D retaliates!
Hit Rate: 35 to hit
Hit: 19, hit!
Lastelle takes 19 damage!

(Lastelle's feeling the heat!)

Lastelle strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Wannabe Thug D takes 16 damage!

Wannabe Thug D is defeated!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
"Evie" O'Deorain: 23/23 (Blinding Bomb) [Heat: 1/5]
Lagata "Gata" Kaguchi: 10/30 (Singe) [Heat: 5/5] [Heat Mode Active]
Largo "Big Blue" Dynlydan: 20/28 (Steel Gauntlet) [Heat: 3/5]
Lastelle "L" Fiorenzi: 6/25 (Dueling Scythe) [Heat: 5/5] [Heat Mode Active]
"Lucy" Maxavuo: 24/24 (Iron Sword) [Heat: 1/5]
"Nico" Senara: 26/26 (Silver Cestus)[Heat: 0/5]
Takahashi "Knuckles" Tomomi: 31/31 (Silver Cestus) [Heat: 1/5]
Xerxe "Turncloak" Pegason: 28/28 (Arming Whip) [Heat: 5/5] [Heat Mode Active]

Other:
Vending Machine 1: (DROP: Stamina Boost)
Vending Machine 2: (DROP: Capsule Toy)
Vending Machine 3: (DROP: Silfursverd Brandy)
Vending Machine 4: (DROP: Elwave)

Enemies:
Drunken Hooligan A: 0/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan B: 0/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan C: 0/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Drunken Hooligan D: 0/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Angered Bookie A: 0/22 (Pig Sticker)
Angered Bookie B: 0/22 (Pig Sticker)

Wannabe Thug A: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Wannabe Thug B: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Weedy Lout A: 23/23 (Box Cutter) (DROP: Mend)
Angered Bookie C: 22/22 (Book of Bets)

Wannabe Thug C: 29/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Wannabe Thug D: 0/29 (Bottle of Brotona)
Weedy Lout B: 23/23 (Box Cutter) (DROP: Befuddle)
Angered Bookie D: 22/22 (Book of Bets)

Weedy Lout C: 23/23 (Box Cutter)
Drunken Hooligan E: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Drunken Hooligan F: 24/24 (Methiant Brick)
Weedy Lout D: 23/23 (Box Cutter)

Drunken Hooligan G: 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Angered Bookie E: 22/22 (Book of Bets)
Angered Bookie F: 22/22 (Book of Bets)
Drunken Hooligan HL 24/24 (Goalie Gloves)
Owyn: 30/30 (Nosferatu)

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Defeat Owyn or rout the enemy.
Other Info:
- Owyn is resistant to non-Heat Attacks and only takes halved damage from normal attacks.
- Owyn will use Heat Attacks and the target will be marked one turn prior.
- Wannabe Thugs are resistant to Heat Attacks and only take x1.2 damage. When targeted with Heat Attacks, they will retaliate with their own on their own Phase.

XP: 74/100