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[The Lupanian]

Grab the claw, and do a quick search for loot/evidence. After that, follow the rest of the team with my rifle and Bio-razor at the ready.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Robot

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body
Experimental Gun


Money:
-400 debt
40 owed to Larry

[Xantalos]

"Good news, fellow workers! If you are affected by brain-altering substances and or organisms, I can now fix you! You just have to ..."

He stares into space momentarily. "Be invulnerable to electricity."

"Doesn't seem like such a big deal to me!"

Join the loot/examination train! Maybe my inborn massage skills will give me some insight into how these reptilians work.

[Pancaek]

Wait until my compadres are done with this lizard corpse, then eat it. Purge some human and teeth elemental bits in equal amount if I need to make room to do so.

Spoiler: Richter (click to show/hide)

Class: Cultist

Name: Richter
Physical Description: Your average 30-something millenial geek. Unkempt, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Hair's a mess, eyes are bloodshot and red.
Background: Used to work in a fast food restaurant, until he dropped a box of fries on the floor and they fell into an eldritch pattern. Since then, he's convinced that some dark force is out to get him. Has recurring dreams about drowning in a vast sea of purple, running from a two headed snake through a sea of yoghurt, and something very faint about a sheep. Blinks with one eye at a time so as to minimize the time with his eyes closed.
Life: d4.
Attack: d4 (pistol)

Stats
Strength: d4
Dexterity:  d4
Speed:  d4
Endurance: d6
Will:  d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate:  d6

Skills
Melee:  d4
Guns:  d4
Explosives: d4
Implants:  d8
Mechanics:  d4
Technology: d4
Medical:  d4
Occult:  d8


Status:
Inventory:
Isolation Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Demon Symbiote thing: Crocodemon d12, Teeth Elemental d12, Icon of Butchery d4, d10 human
Current demon symbiote manifestations: Maggot demon armor, Poot gun (d6 damage)
Money:  0

[piecewise]

Does the sensory deprivation suit interfere with my disposable space suit?
Does it provide any physical or environmental protection?
Examine sensory deprivation suit for hidden features.

(By the way, can I get any sort of level up or payment for the mission that I went catatonic half way through?)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Not very useful



Inventory:
Sensory deprivation suit
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Universal Communicator (Broken)
Disposable Spacesuit
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Might have a FoF program loaded on computing cube

Money: 0

Ed finds that while he can wear the suit part of his space suit, the helmet won't fit under the sensory deprivation suit helmet.
He assesses his suit to see if it provides any physical or environmental protection. It doesn't!
[2] He finds no secret features hidden in the suit either. How completely boring and ordinary!

(If you didn't level up before, add 500 OMNI and do one level up for surviving, I suppose)

Retroactively obtain one of those fungicide canisters while passing through the last sector.

Shoot anything which is alive and which isn't a team member within this sector.  Order the robot to also shoot any such thing.  Head straight towards the sector control room.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit under sensory deprivation suit. 
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status: Sick?  Less sick now.

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH (?) sensory deprivation suit (d? Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d6 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs
OMNITECH Metalstorm Machine Pistol (d6; but can be rolled as many times as the player wants until the use die runs out.) and 1 magazine (d6)

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one depleted battery.

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Military-grade guardbot (Used as mount)
--Instructed to kill anyone that Wilfred tells it not to kill.
--And to murder anyone he ever calls either "Derp" or "Mr. Friend" or even just "Friend".
--Also told to kill anyone who physically attacks Wilfred or harms him. 
--Oh, yeah, and it should stay with him all the time.  It's a guardbot, so it should guard!

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.  He's kinda been shooting screens and speakers throughout the entire complex.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...
Found his way to the robotics & armament (?) sector's control room, where he remotely subverted a heavily armed guardbot to guard him.  And assist him with the mission, of course.  Reprogramming company property in order to save even more valuable company property shows forward thinking and positive initiative!
Successfully hacked open the ammo room for Yagyu and friends.
Hacked the endoskeleton robots to stop killing team members and instead escort the team out of the sector nonlethally.
Found the exit from the vantablack sector, in literally the first turn of trying to find an exit.
Blew up something in the flaming sector, probably an IED that was supposed to kill the entire team.  Totally.  So Wilfred actually reduced the damage caused by it, by blowing it up before it was a major risk!

Code: [Select]

Sight: Sensory deprivation suit internal video screen, currently set to full speed.  Blindfold readied underneath.
Smell: Nose plugs.  And sensory deprivation suit.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs.  Under a sensory deprivation  suit.
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?  Especially when Wil is wearing a sensory deprivation  suit?
Touch: Riot armor.  And sensory deprivation suit.

Ok.

Wilfred engages standard "Shoot anything thats different from me" protocols and heads off towards the sector control room. Everything seems oddly quiet, all things considered, and the gooey footprints of the lizard things disappear after a bit. He reaches the control room, which is of course locked, and sets out to open it.  [1][1v8] He is carefully plugging away at the keyboard when something clangs down the hall. He, and the robot, turn and focus their guns down the hall, staring intently, trying to make out a threat. Then he hears something pass by, a sort of whisper of wind and a shuffling noise overhead. And then he tumbles back off the robot in about 16 different chunks.

The cognition copier beeps from somewhere in the shredded melon that used to be his head and is consciousness is beamed to the OMNI servers.

Edward gets handed the sensory deprivation suit of the now missing alligator and puts it on. It smells like fish and grumpiness but it will work.

Pretty sure Radio was giving Edward te OTHER Bob's sensory suit, since Radio is carrying a full armory and mausoleum of deceased teammates and their gear on him.

Bob, who is not missing - he's right where the team left him - never had a sensory deprivation suit that I am aware of.

Alright.

Use my engineer powers and some security cameras, computer bits, and tool kit charges to make a helmet like the sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:
Smell:
Hearing:
Taste:
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
Money: 0

[4] Burt rigs up an effective sensory deprivation helmet. Sure, it might technically be a repurposed security camera taped to his helmet, a stolen LCD screen on the inside, and duct tape over his ears, but its functional.

Can we say Yagyu also picked up a fungicide container while on the way out?

Scan the lizard corpse remains with the scanner. Try to find something that will let us use the scanner to get some early warning that another big lizardboy is near (maybe smell/pheromones we could detect?)

Check around this lab if there's anything useful or valuable to grab.

Finally, check the computers for more info on these crocoboyos (more computer adept peeps get preference for this of course).

Pretty sure Radio was giving Edward te OTHER Bob's sensory suit, since Radio is carrying a full armory and mausoleum of deceased teammates and their gear on him.
Bob, who is not missing - he's right where the team left him - never had a sensory deprivation suit that I am aware of.

Biggo lizardo is correct! PW, if you feel I have too much crap in my inventory at any point, lemme know and I'll drop things (or find a handcart of sorts).

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE
Current sector: D (subject breach uh oh)
previous sectors: L (brobots), J (darkness), K (was on fire), H (buncha survivors), G (robophobic jungle)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
10 prototype rounds
2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
1 broken/disabled claymore
Cutting/welding torch
radio jammer
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)  given to EEED
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (1 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit  given to Edward
Money: 0

Yagyu also picks up a fungicide container.

[1] The scanner scans the remains and immediately begins loudly beeping and broadcasting a shrill alarm. Yagyu pounds the screen with his fist, shushing the machine  and muttering curses.

"Good news, fellow workers! If you are affected by brain-altering substances and or organisms, I can now fix you! You just have to ..."

He stares into space momentarily. "Be invulnerable to electricity."

"Doesn't seem like such a big deal to me!"

Join the loot/examination train! Maybe my inborn massage skills will give me some insight into how these reptilians work.

Grab the claw, and do a quick search for loot/evidence. After that, follow the rest of the team with my rifle and Bio-razor at the ready.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Robot

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body
Experimental Gun


Money:
-400 debt
40 owed to Larry

Woah! Look at all those gnarly biological weapons, it reminds Larry of home but with less meatmoss and emptiness.  Since there's so much biostuff Larry will engage in the ole' loot and scoop, maybe there's something of value lying around.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: M̵̢̢͕̹̣̰͈̺̘̗̝̒̒̅̋a̸̰͇̟̻͉͛̆̃̎̾̅t̷̡̮̪͖̹͚̳͖̘̙̋̀͐̂̌̕ͅa̸̞̞̓̾͑́͌͐̈͝r̵̛̭̠̔̄̀̋̑̏͊̏͘ơ̸̗͋̅͛͋̓͝k̷̢̧̡̼̱̳̞͍̣̼͇͍̹̝̈́̒̎̔̿̆̈́̏͋͛̓̕̚ ̴̝̺̖̼̖̯͕͚̜̘̫͇̓̃̎̑̀̄̅̕̚͠͠t̶̡̝̺͎̝̩̦̻̼̓͌͑̉̿̅̈́̐̈́̔͘͝ḥ̸̤͉͔̌̐̉̄̿͗͒̊̕̕͝ę̷̈́̈́̃͘͜ ̸̧̢̡̗̩͚̥̫͙̺͕̪̻̹͕͑́̒̐̂͒̊͝͝Cȩ̴̨̥̗̪̫̪̑̂̔̉͊͝a̸̘̮̤̝̜̞͕̩̖̾̊̀̊s̷̢̥͚̣͓̫̰̭̳̏̅͋̒͋̈́̈́͆̋͝ḛ̶̢̢̣̞͍̟̗͖͕̋̈́l̸̡͇̯̞̥̫̩͎̿̈̒̑͌́̌̂͂̎̿̇̚ẹ̶̡͖͎̠̮̗͎̠̗͐͒̑̎̈́s̸̳̟̟͕̺̯͑͆̿͑̇͝s̵̗͎̫̰̱̳̺͓̘̼̻̯̉͂͑-̷̧̫̬̹͍̙̤̻͈̖̖̮͐́̏̈́̋̽͆͐͆̽̆͛͘͝AHEM I mean...Larry. Larry the Face now I guess.

Physical Description: A normal human being with hair and skin who breathes oxygen, ignore the hellish glow coming from his orifices, the void where his pupils should be and the exposed ribcage full of eyes that reflect forbidden truths, that's just a very common medical condition that affects over 55% of men over 30, don't lie guys we all have been there.

Background: Larry was just a normal run of the mill cultist who survived Incident-14777 (also known as that time H.E.L.L energy transformed an entire site into a giant sentient demon with legs which proceeded to run around the countryside causing mayhem) intact due to luck and competency, he was not possessed by a demon god of the abyss like Barry from accounting would like you to believe, the ribcage was always there people just didn't notice it because they don't see race unlike you Barry you fucking Klansmember.

Life: d6 OMINITECH Riot Suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifler
Stats: :
Strenght: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d10

Status: [INSECTIC SCREECHING]

Sight: Can see all 5 billion colors like everyone else.
Smell: can smell sulfur, that's nice.
Hearing: hears the song of Azathot's pianist and it’s whack.
Taste: human suffering
Touch: mostly alright but right hand is turning into a lobster claw.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
d6 Generic Security Rifle
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods

Money: 135

Things done:
-Discovered what the darkness was (tasty, but not great. Would not reccomned)
-Discovered why everything was whack (it was some soft boned jerk from the 5th dimension)
-Willed himself away from the shadow realm
-Helped people realize you don't need to shoot the fire to stop it, just turn on the sprinklers.
-Saved Ji and Burt from the shadow realm
-Brought Mr. White Face to the normal realm
-Absorbed Mr. White Face into himself, saving his team mates.
-Gained the power of punch, used it to bust open the sealed door and discover the smelly human sardines packed inside.
-Helped defuse the normies
-Delayed the inevitable demise of Fred and Linda by a day or two. Tom's still fucked tho, that's a class 5 haunting.
-Opened doors, lots and lots of doors

((Ji specifically grabs the claw. Sheetless Xan not rolled.))
[5,1,8]

An examination of the room, the evidence, computer terminals, and anything that looks valuable yields the following:

1. Lizard Claw (whole land). Odd looking. Fingers very wide spread, thumb partially overlapping the wrist.
2. 5 lizard claws (individual talons)
3. One lizard lower jaw:  Mouth must be large enough to swallow a man's head and shoulders in one bite.
4. About 5 feet worth of lizard skin. Quite tough.
5. Computers detail the creation of genetically modified organic servitors for the purpose of "discrete organic hinderance removal". Mostly technical gibberish, but from what you can glean they started with chameleons and geckos.



Rapid high caliber gunfire can be heard deeper in the sector. Everyone notices that Wilfred is missing.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

"Hey, it looks like our fellow co-worker F U C K I N G  W I L F R E D is out of this mortal coil, neat! Before we deal with that though, I invoke the blood rule of dibs on the skin and talons, as per human tradition if you wish to go against my ruling you may challenge me to a duel to the death, the loser will have their soul flayed and have the word "LOSER" branded on their rotting remains. Any objections? No? Great. Now to deal with your big hidden friend..."

Fully manifest Wicked World, then send it to investigate ahead of the group by skirting the edge of it's maximum range. Larry will also try to see if he's able to see using his pet psych demon's eyes instead of his own psych demon's eyes as to better recon the area. If Mr. Lizard shows himself, engage in a monster fight.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Physical Description: A normal human being with hair and skin who breathes oxygen, ignore the hellish glow coming from his orifices, the void where his pupils should be and the exposed ribcage full of eyes that reflect forbidden truths, that's just a very common medical condition that affects over 55% of men over 30, don't lie guys we all have been there.

Background: Larry was just a normal run of the mill cultist who survived Incident-14777 (also known as that time H.E.L.L energy transformed an entire site into a giant sentient demon with legs which proceeded to run around the countryside causing mayhem) intact due to luck and competency, he was not possessed by a demon god of the abyss like Barry from accounting would like you to believe, the ribcage was always there people just didn't notice it because they don't see race unlike you Barry you fucking Klansmember.

Life: d6 OMINITECH Riot Suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifler
Stats: :
Strenght: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d10

Status: [INSECTIC SCREECHING]

Sight: Can see all 5 billion colors like everyone else.
Smell: can smell sulfur, that's nice.
Hearing: hears the song of Azathot's pianist and it’s whack.
Taste: human suffering
Touch: mostly alright but right hand is turning into a lobster claw.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
d6 Generic Security Rifle
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods
-5 Lizard talons
-5 feet of Lizard skin

Money: 135

Things done:
-Discovered what the darkness was (tasty, but not great. Would not reccomned)
-Discovered why everything was whack (it was some soft boned jerk from the 5th dimension)
-Willed himself away from the shadow realm
-Helped people realize you don't need to shoot the fire to stop it, just turn on the sprinklers.
-Saved Ji and Burt from the shadow realm
-Brought Mr. White Face to the normal realm
-Absorbed Mr. White Face into himself, saving his team mates.
-Gained the power of punch, used it to bust open the sealed door and discover the smelly human sardines packed inside.
-Helped defuse the normies
-Delayed the inevitable demise of Fred and Linda by a day or two. Tom's still fucked tho, that's a class 5 haunting.
-Opened doors, lots and lots of doors

[The Lupanian]

Hmmm, exactly how like A chameleon does the skin look like? Does it seem like it might have some… chameleon ability? If the answer is yes, switch my vision mode to something that might work better

In any case, try to grab whatever lizard bits aren’t already claimed by someone else, and have the rifle and razor ready.

Spoiler: JiBot (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Robot

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body
Experimental Gun


Money:
-400 debt
40 owed to Larry

[King Zultan]

"Oh shit something bad's going to happen I can feel it."
Have my gun at the ready and stick with the group and be ready to shoot hostile things to death.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:  sensory deprivation helmet
Smell:  sensory deprivation helmet
Hearing:  sensory deprivation helmet
Taste:  sensory deprivation helmet
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
Money: 0

[Ozarck]

Bob would be slightly disappointed that he was not the first reptile to dismember a teammate, if Bob were sapient and cruel, and aware of the situation the team is in. As it is, however, Bob is an animal in a pool, with no snacks and nothing nearby to use his vast and bizarre mechanical aptitude on, so Bob is moderately content, but not overly content, since he doesn't have any snacks.

Spoiler: Oh Buoy (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite) d? (experimental gun)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Experimental single shot bolt action brick strapped permanently to his back
Experimental ammo (lots, varied?)
Money: 0

[NAV]

Edward tries to look like he is doing important work on his computing cube. Very important. Very busy. So many spreadsheets. Important emails. Maybe if he looks busy enough, he can get away with not fighting giant lizards and using his coworkers as human shields.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Not very useful
Senses deprived!


Inventory:
Sensory deprivation suit
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Universal Communicator (Broken)
Disposable Spacesuit
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Might have a FoF program loaded on computing cube

Money: 500 omni

[Radio Controlled]

Reset the scanner so that at least it stops screeching.

Check the files again, do they mention anything about how they were planning to control these critters or keep them in line? Any weaknesses or fears/things they can't stand perhaps (eg. a certain smell or sound that keeps them at bay)?

If we hear or see anything resembling crococreeps coming our way, goop 'em! Be mindful of vents in the ceiling or floor or wherever they could try to come out of.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE
Current sector: D (subject breach uh oh)
previous sectors: L (brobots), J (darkness), K (was on fire), H (buncha survivors), G (robophobic jungle)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d10

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d10
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
10 prototype rounds
2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
1 broken/disabled claymore
Cutting/welding torch
radio jammer
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie
fungicide container

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)  given to EEED
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (1 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit  given to Edward
Money: 0

[Xantalos]

"Chameleons change color! I learned this in the Tube. Therefore, I deduce that these creatures can go invisible. A proper method of walking is important for long-term spinal health; please avoid slouching, looking at personal communication devices, or slipping on the large pile of soap I am about to dispense while walking."

They can't get to us if they can't walk! Use my Automop to deliberately soak the around the entrances to the room I'm in with slippery suds. Commit the greatest janitorial violation of all time and fail to put up a wet floor sign, likely earning John's emnity from the afterlife. Don't deliberately interfere with other teammate activities with this, though.

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d4 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d10 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop

Senses:
Sight - Eyemask (presumably stretched over jumpsuit head)
Hearing - Text-to-speech earbuds
Touch - Suit probably insulates
Taste -
Smell - Suit probably insulates
Empathy - Only a facsimile, EEED isn't fully aware that other people are real

[Parisbre56]

"Too bad all the people with the X-ray vision are dead."

Turn on my motion tracker and let the team know of any motion that isn't caused by teammates. If I notice any lizard people, tag them with my Limited Omniscience.

Push a nearby fire alarm button to
A) make noise to conceal our noise
B) activate sprinkler system to form puddles of water we can use to detect them.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
1 mining explosive
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

[piecewise]

Bob would be slightly disappointed that he was not the first reptile to dismember a teammate, if Bob were sapient and cruel, and aware of the situation the team is in. As it is, however, Bob is an animal in a pool, with no snacks and nothing nearby to use his vast and bizarre mechanical aptitude on, so Bob is moderately content, but not overly content, since he doesn't have any snacks.

Spoiler: Oh Buoy (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite) d? (experimental gun)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Experimental single shot bolt action brick strapped permanently to his back
Experimental ammo (lots, varied?)
Money: 0

Bob.

"Too bad all the people with the X-ray vision are dead."

Turn on my motion tracker and let the team know of any motion that isn't caused by teammates. If I notice any lizard people, tag them with my Limited Omniscience.

Push a nearby fire alarm button to
A) make noise to conceal our noise
B) activate sprinkler system to form puddles of water we can use to detect them.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
1 mining explosive
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

Pathos scampers over to the nearest fire alarm and pulls it. The already flashing red emergency lights begin to flash and spin even faster and the PA system adds a new warning to the list it is  continuously repeating. Water does not begin pouring from the ceiling though, as that system would only activate if smoke was detected.

That done, he activates his motion tracker. The tracker pulses for several seconds and Pathos adjusts the range to maximum. Away from the cluster of signals made up by his teammates he spots 3 other signals. He broadcasts the info to the rest of the team.

"Chameleons change color! I learned this in the Tube. Therefore, I deduce that these creatures can go invisible. A proper method of walking is important for long-term spinal health; please avoid slouching, looking at personal communication devices, or slipping on the large pile of soap I am about to dispense while walking."

They can't get to us if they can't walk! Use my Automop to deliberately soak the around the entrances to the room I'm in with slippery suds. Commit the greatest janitorial violation of all time and fail to put up a wet floor sign, likely earning John's emnity from the afterlife. Don't deliberately interfere with other teammate activities with this, though.

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d4 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d10 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop

Senses:
Sight - Eyemask (presumably stretched over jumpsuit head)
Hearing - Text-to-speech earbuds
Touch - Suit probably insulates
Taste -
Smell - Suit probably insulates
Empathy - Only a facsimile, EEED isn't fully aware that other people are real

EEED waits for everyone else to leave before soaping the entryway to the room he's in and then settling down to wait.

Reset the scanner so that at least it stops screeching.

Check the files again, do they mention anything about how they were planning to control these critters or keep them in line? Any weaknesses or fears/things they can't stand perhaps (eg. a certain smell or sound that keeps them at bay)?

If we hear or see anything resembling crococreeps coming our way, goop 'em! Be mindful of vents in the ceiling or floor or wherever they could try to come out of.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE
Current sector: D (subject breach uh oh)
previous sectors: L (brobots), J (darkness), K (was on fire), H (buncha survivors), G (robophobic jungle)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d10

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d10
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
10 prototype rounds
2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
1 broken/disabled claymore
Cutting/welding torch
radio jammer
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie
fungicide container

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)  given to EEED
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (1 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit  given to Edward
Money: 0

[3] Yagyu removes the batteries from the scanner to shut it up.

He checks the files again. Apparently they were controlled via hypnotically implanted commands...though looking at the data they hadn't quite getting the FOF or specific target programming to stick. As of right now they're stuck in...well there's a lot of technical jargon but the gist seems to be that they just assassinate any humans they see.

"Standard High quality Omni engineering." He grumbles.

Apparently they used tranquilizers to restrain them when needed. The files list them, and the rifles used for them, as being stored elsewhere in the sector.

Edward tries to look like he is doing important work on his computing cube. Very important. Very busy. So many spreadsheets. Important emails. Maybe if he looks busy enough, he can get away with not fighting giant lizards and using his coworkers as human shields.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit, sensory deprivation suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d8
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Not very useful
Senses deprived!


Inventory:
Sensory deprivation suit
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Universal Communicator (Broken)
Disposable Spacesuit
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Might have a FoF program loaded on computing cube

Money: 500 omni

Ed goes and sits with EEED and proceeds to poke repeatedly at his computing cube while loudly "whispering" the words "Busy busy busy" in rapid succession.

Hmmm, exactly how like A chameleon does the skin look like? Does it seem like it might have some… chameleon ability? If the answer is yes, switch my vision mode to something that might work better

In any case, try to grab whatever lizard bits aren’t already claimed by someone else, and have the rifle and razor ready.

Spoiler: JiBot (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Robot

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body
Experimental Gun


Money:
-400 debt
40 owed to Larry

[3] Judging from the skin, Ji is pretty sure these things can hide to some degree. [2] She considers a better vision mode and pokes herself in the eyes a few times. Sadly this fails to engage thermal vision.

"Hey, it looks like our fellow co-worker F U C K I N G  W I L F R E D is out of this mortal coil, neat! Before we deal with that though, I invoke the blood rule of dibs on the skin and talons, as per human tradition if you wish to go against my ruling you may challenge me to a duel to the death, the loser will have their soul flayed and have the word "LOSER" branded on their rotting remains. Any objections? No? Great. Now to deal with your big hidden friend..."

Fully manifest Wicked World, then send it to investigate ahead of the group by skirting the edge of it's maximum range. Larry will also try to see if he's able to see using his pet psych demon's eyes instead of his own psych demon's eyes as to better recon the area. If Mr. Lizard shows himself, engage in a monster fight.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: M̵̢̢͕̹̣̰͈̺̘̗̝̒̒̅̋a̸̰͇̟̻͉͛̆̃̎̾̅t̷̡̮̪͖̹͚̳͖̘̙̋̀͐̂̌̕ͅa̸̞̞̓̾͑́͌͐̈͝r̵̛̭̠̔̄̀̋̑̏͊̏͘ơ̸̗͋̅͛͋̓͝k̷̢̧̡̼̱̳̞͍̣̼͇͍̹̝̈́̒̎̔̿̆̈́̏͋͛̓̕̚ ̴̝̺̖̼̖̯͕͚̜̘̫͇̓̃̎̑̀̄̅̕̚͠͠t̶̡̝̺͎̝̩̦̻̼̓͌͑̉̿̅̈́̐̈́̔͘͝ḥ̸̤͉͔̌̐̉̄̿͗͒̊̕̕͝ę̷̈́̈́̃͘͜ ̸̧̢̡̗̩͚̥̫͙̺͕̪̻̹͕͑́̒̐̂͒̊͝͝Cȩ̴̨̥̗̪̫̪̑̂̔̉͊͝a̸̘̮̤̝̜̞͕̩̖̾̊̀̊s̷̢̥͚̣͓̫̰̭̳̏̅͋̒͋̈́̈́͆̋͝ḛ̶̢̢̣̞͍̟̗͖͕̋̈́l̸̡͇̯̞̥̫̩͎̿̈̒̑͌́̌̂͂̎̿̇̚ẹ̶̡͖͎̠̮̗͎̠̗͐͒̑̎̈́s̸̳̟̟͕̺̯͑͆̿͑̇͝s̵̗͎̫̰̱̳̺͓̘̼̻̯̉͂͑-̷̧̫̬̹͍̙̤̻͈̖̖̮͐́̏̈́̋̽͆͐͆̽̆͛͘͝AHEM I mean...Larry. Larry the Face now I guess.

Physical Description: A normal human being with hair and skin who breathes oxygen, ignore the hellish glow coming from his orifices, the void where his pupils should be and the exposed ribcage full of eyes that reflect forbidden truths, that's just a very common medical condition that affects over 55% of men over 30, don't lie guys we all have been there.

Background: Larry was just a normal run of the mill cultist who survived Incident-14777 (also known as that time H.E.L.L energy transformed an entire site into a giant sentient demon with legs which proceeded to run around the countryside causing mayhem) intact due to luck and competency, he was not possessed by a demon god of the abyss like Barry from accounting would like you to believe, the ribcage was always there people just didn't notice it because they don't see race unlike you Barry you fucking Klansmember.

Life: d6 OMINITECH Riot Suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifler
Stats: :
Strenght: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d10

Status: [INSECTIC SCREECHING]

Sight: Can see all 5 billion colors like everyone else.
Smell: can smell sulfur, that's nice.
Hearing: hears the song of Azathot's pianist and it’s whack.
Taste: human suffering
Touch: mostly alright but right hand is turning into a lobster claw.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
d6 Generic Security Rifle
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods
-5 Lizard talons
-5 feet of Lizard skin

Money: 135

Things done:
-Discovered what the darkness was (tasty, but not great. Would not reccomned)
-Discovered why everything was whack (it was some soft boned jerk from the 5th dimension)
-Willed himself away from the shadow realm
-Helped people realize you don't need to shoot the fire to stop it, just turn on the sprinklers.
-Saved Ji and Burt from the shadow realm
-Brought Mr. White Face to the normal realm
-Absorbed Mr. White Face into himself, saving his team mates.
-Gained the power of punch, used it to bust open the sealed door and discover the smelly human sardines packed inside.
-Helped defuse the normies
-Delayed the inevitable demise of Fred and Linda by a day or two. Tom's still fucked tho, that's a class 5 haunting.
-Opened doors, lots and lots of doors

"Oh shit something bad's going to happen I can feel it."
Have my gun at the ready and stick with the group and be ready to shoot hostile things to death.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:  sensory deprivation helmet
Smell:  sensory deprivation helmet
Hearing:  sensory deprivation helmet
Taste:  sensory deprivation helmet
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
Money: 0

[3]
Larry attempts to manifest the full form of Wicked World but can't manage to get it to solidify for anything more an a few seconds. Nor can he see through its eyes. Sad!  Together he, Ji, and Burt (the only three who actually went after the mysterious lizards) Follow Pathos' broadcasted motion tracker data towards one of the sources of movement. They come across  Wilfred's robot and the several large chunks of meat that used to be Wilfred. Ji idly brings up the possibility of putting Wilfred into the robot, mind transfer style. The all decide it is an interesting idea and one worth pursuing, maybe, after they are sure they won't be murdered by invisible crocodiles or whatever the hell is going on.  As they near the pinging motion source it suddenly vanishes. They look from one to the other.

"You think it froze because it heard us coming?"

[Ozarck]

Too bad the team doesn't have a reptilian ambassador of good will, or an ambhibian self-propelled rtillary piece with which to dissuade these monsters from their deadly course. Well, anyway, this pool is pretty wet, but that dark room had BIG SNACK, so Bob is conflicted asto whether to remain or to wander back to the sensory depprivation chamber and illusory fish dispensory.

Spoiler: Oh Buoy (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d10
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4


Status: Bitey
Inventory:OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit. Shredded bits of this are found in various points around Al's body.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die) strapped to the end of his tail 
OMNITECH Tool kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a repair or modify roll) strapped in a harness around his torso
Box of (4/)5 high visibility flares. Ironically, these are very inconspicuously stored, somewhere.
recently malfunctioning thermornuclear device (ingested)
Money: 0

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Well that's bad, Larry will see if he can use bad juju to find where it went. All the while keeping his punch ghost primmed and ready to punch at the first sign of reptiles.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: M̵̢̢͕̹̣̰͈̺̘̗̝̒̒̅̋a̸̰͇̟̻͉͛̆̃̎̾̅t̷̡̮̪͖̹͚̳͖̘̙̋̀͐̂̌̕ͅa̸̞̞̓̾͑́͌͐̈͝r̵̛̭̠̔̄̀̋̑̏͊̏͘ơ̸̗͋̅͛͋̓͝k̷̢̧̡̼̱̳̞͍̣̼͇͍̹̝̈́̒̎̔̿̆̈́̏͋͛̓̕̚ ̴̝̺̖̼̖̯͕͚̜̘̫͇̓̃̎̑̀̄̅̕̚͠͠t̶̡̝̺͎̝̩̦̻̼̓͌͑̉̿̅̈́̐̈́̔͘͝ḥ̸̤͉͔̌̐̉̄̿͗͒̊̕̕͝ę̷̈́̈́̃͘͜ ̸̧̢̡̗̩͚̥̫͙̺͕̪̻̹͕͑́̒̐̂͒̊͝͝Cȩ̴̨̥̗̪̫̪̑̂̔̉͊͝a̸̘̮̤̝̜̞͕̩̖̾̊̀̊s̷̢̥͚̣͓̫̰̭̳̏̅͋̒͋̈́̈́͆̋͝ḛ̶̢̢̣̞͍̟̗͖͕̋̈́l̸̡͇̯̞̥̫̩͎̿̈̒̑͌́̌̂͂̎̿̇̚ẹ̶̡͖͎̠̮̗͎̠̗͐͒̑̎̈́s̸̳̟̟͕̺̯͑͆̿͑̇͝s̵̗͎̫̰̱̳̺͓̘̼̻̯̉͂͑-̷̧̫̬̹͍̙̤̻͈̖̖̮͐́̏̈́̋̽͆͐͆̽̆͛͘͝AHEM I mean...Larry. Larry the Face now I guess.

Physical Description: A normal human being with hair and skin who breathes oxygen, ignore the hellish glow coming from his orifices, the void where his pupils should be and the exposed ribcage full of eyes that reflect forbidden truths, that's just a very common medical condition that affects over 55% of men over 30, don't lie guys we all have been there.

Background: Larry was just a normal run of the mill cultist who survived Incident-14777 (also known as that time H.E.L.L energy transformed an entire site into a giant sentient demon with legs which proceeded to run around the countryside causing mayhem) intact due to luck and competency, he was not possessed by a demon god of the abyss like Barry from accounting would like you to believe, the ribcage was always there people just didn't notice it because they don't see race unlike you Barry you fucking Klansmember.

Life: d6 OMINITECH Riot Suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifler
Stats: :
Strenght: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d10

Status: [INSECTIC SCREECHING]

Sight: Can see all 5 billion colors like everyone else.
Smell: can smell sulfur, that's nice.
Hearing: hears the song of Azathot's pianist and it’s whack.
Taste: human suffering
Touch: mostly alright but right hand is turning into a lobster claw.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
d6 Generic Security Rifle
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods
-5 Lizard talons
-5 feet of Lizard skin

Money: 135

Things done:
-Discovered what the darkness was (tasty, but not great. Would not reccomned)
-Discovered why everything was whack (it was some soft boned jerk from the 5th dimension)
-Willed himself away from the shadow realm
-Helped people realize you don't need to shoot the fire to stop it, just turn on the sprinklers.
-Saved Ji and Burt from the shadow realm
-Brought Mr. White Face to the normal realm
-Absorbed Mr. White Face into himself, saving his team mates.
-Gained the power of punch, used it to bust open the sealed door and discover the smelly human sardines packed inside.
-Helped defuse the normies
-Delayed the inevitable demise of Fred and Linda by a day or two. Tom's still fucked tho, that's a class 5 haunting.
-Opened doors, lots and lots of doors