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[Xantalos]

"Fear not, my metallic friends! You won't be eaten by anything if you simply state that you do not give permission to be eaten, and contact your nearest human preservation attendant to file a notice. As far as mind control, I was not granted a mind at my conception so I should be unaffected, but the same advice would apply for that situation as well."

Proceed with the group into the next area. Accept sensory deprivation measures (tts earbuds etc) if someone insists that I take precautions, so as to foster better team integration. Otherwise, just consult my brain knowledge to determine if metal-eating brain fungus is a thing I can fix with the janitorial equipment I have on hand. Always pays to be helpful!

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d4 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d10 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop

Senses:
Sight -
Hearing -
Touch - Suit probably insulates
Taste -
Smell - Suit probably insulates
Empathy - Only a facsimile, EEED isn't fully aware that other people are real

[NAV]

"Thanks buddy. Now I'll be a bit less likely to be mind controlled."

Improvise some sensory depravation measures.

Rig up some sort of camera visor thing from my personal computing cube, omni-eye, and/or broken universal communicator. Program it to a low refresh rate.

Also y'know prepare a blindfold from some torn off strips of my jumpsuit, and see if anyone has some spare earplugs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Not very useful

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Universal Communicator (Broken)
Disposable Spacesuit
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Might have a FoF program loaded on computing cube

Money: 0

[Radio Controlled]

"No worries. In fact I might have some stuff from some of our unfortunately fallen teammates that you might be able to use, lemme check."
((action edited))

[King Zultan]

"OH GOD I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT STUFF, I"M SO SCREWED!"

[Radio Controlled]

"Calm the fuck down trooper, let's just see what we can get you. I have some spare stuff, and we have plenty of toolkit materials left so we can jury rig something up."

[King Zultan]

"Oh yeah...    I'm an engineer I could engineer stuff to prevent my death...   I forgot all about it."

[Pancaek]

"Do you think this sensory deprivation suit I found a while back will be enough protection? You know, the suits we found in that airlock-ish place, next to the corpse? Or was it multiple corpses, I can't remember. Thinking about corpses makes me hungry."

Make sure my sensory deprivation suit is on and locked down before we head forward. How much protection against mister friend's shenanigans does this thing give again?

Stick with Yagyu for now

Spoiler: Richter (click to show/hide)

Class: Cultist

Name: Richter
Physical Description: Your average 30-something millenial geek. Unkempt, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Hair's a mess, eyes are bloodshot and red.
Background: Used to work in a fast food restaurant, until he dropped a box of fries on the floor and they fell into an eldritch pattern. Since then, he's convinced that some dark force is out to get him. Has recurring dreams about drowning in a vast sea of purple, running from a two headed snake through a sea of yoghurt, and something very faint about a sheep. Blinks with one eye at a time so as to minimize the time with his eyes closed.
Life: d4.
Attack: d4 (pistol)

Stats
Strength: d4
Dexterity:  d4
Speed:  d4
Endurance: d6
Will:  d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate:  d6

Skills
Melee:  d4
Guns:  d4
Explosives: d4
Implants:  d8
Mechanics:  d4
Technology: d4
Medical:  d4
Occult:  d8


Status:
Inventory:
Isolation/sensory deprivation Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Demon Symbiote thing: Crocodemon d12, Teeth Elemental d12, Icon of Butchery d4, d10 human
Current demon symbiote manifestations: Maggot demon armor, Poot gun (d6 damage)
Money:  0

[Radio Controlled]

"Oh yeah...    I'm an engineer I could engineer stuff to prevent my death...   I forgot all about it."

"Ah, a fellow tinkerer! Great, we'll whip something up in no time."

"Do you think this sensory deprivation suit I found a while back will be enough protection? You know, the suits we found in that airlock-ish place, next to the corpse? Or was it multiple corpses, I can't remember. Thinking about corpses makes me hungry."

"As long as the suit isn't compromised, yeah, it should do fine."

[piecewise]

((*Haebi planet flashbacks*))

"The mushrooms want to eat my brains! Aaaaa! I told you we should had burned them all!"

Tell me friend computer, how can I tell if I have been infected and how do I cleanse myself from this foul infection? Is it heat? Cold? Poison? Do they have any weed killer lying around? If so, acquire said weed killer.

Also, move on to the next session, because I sure as hell am not staying here longer than I have to.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
1 mining explosive
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

[9] The easiest way to tell if there has been infection is to physically look at the hardware involved and see if anything is growing on it. Assuming that's not possible- and indeed opening the machine up is a good way of exposing it to potential spores- the reports state that the most common initial signs are random failures of components as the fungi damages silicon and metal components. It is possible for a sudden total failure if the growth is in a vital section, but likely there will be progressive increased failures followed by a singular full, irreversible crash.  In theory careful application of fungicide or extreme cold are the best methods, but once infection has begun it is quite hard to extricate the fungi without damaging the hardware as the spores are microscopic and often hard to find until they begin to grow.

There are containers of fungicide around, so Pathos grabs one. He's not quite sure how to potentially apply it to his own brain though.

"Thanks buddy. Now I'll be a bit less likely to be mind controlled."

Improvise some sensory depravation measures.

Rig up some sort of camera visor thing from my personal computing cube, omni-eye, and/or broken universal communicator. Program it to a low refresh rate.

Also y'know prepare a blindfold from some torn off strips of my jumpsuit, and see if anyone has some spare earplugs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Not very useful

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Universal Communicator (Broken)
Disposable Spacesuit
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Might have a FoF program loaded on computing cube

Money: 0

Edward gets handed the sensory deprivation suit of the now missing alligator and puts it on. It smells like fish and grumpiness but it will work.

"Do you think this sensory deprivation suit I found a while back will be enough protection? You know, the suits we found in that airlock-ish place, next to the corpse? Or was it multiple corpses, I can't remember. Thinking about corpses makes me hungry."

Make sure my sensory deprivation suit is on and locked down before we head forward. How much protection against mister friend's shenanigans does this thing give again?

Stick with Yagyu for now

Spoiler: Richter (click to show/hide)

Class: Cultist

Name: Richter
Physical Description: Your average 30-something millenial geek. Unkempt, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Hair's a mess, eyes are bloodshot and red.
Background: Used to work in a fast food restaurant, until he dropped a box of fries on the floor and they fell into an eldritch pattern. Since then, he's convinced that some dark force is out to get him. Has recurring dreams about drowning in a vast sea of purple, running from a two headed snake through a sea of yoghurt, and something very faint about a sheep. Blinks with one eye at a time so as to minimize the time with his eyes closed.
Life: d4.
Attack: d4 (pistol)

Stats
Strength: d4
Dexterity:  d4
Speed:  d4
Endurance: d6
Will:  d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate:  d6

Skills
Melee:  d4
Guns:  d4
Explosives: d4
Implants:  d8
Mechanics:  d4
Technology: d4
Medical:  d4
Occult:  d8


Status:
Inventory:
Isolation/sensory deprivation Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Transient Psychokinetic stimulant (single use. When used, roll occult. Roll is equal to number of turns it will function. Allows direct ranged and melee attack with Will as damage. Roll occult afterwards for side effects)
Demon Symbiote thing: Crocodemon d12, Teeth Elemental d12, Icon of Butchery d4, d10 human
Current demon symbiote manifestations: Maggot demon armor, Poot gun (d6 damage)
Money:  0

Richter double checks his suit. It should provide full protection so long as its on and powered. Though he's rather restricted while it is on; can't exactly shapeshift in a confined suit. Then again...he wonders if the symbiote would protect him from being mind controlled. It wouldn't like people taking its host after all.

"Fear not, my metallic friends! You won't be eaten by anything if you simply state that you do not give permission to be eaten, and contact your nearest human preservation attendant to file a notice. As far as mind control, I was not granted a mind at my conception so I should be unaffected, but the same advice would apply for that situation as well."

Proceed with the group into the next area. Accept sensory deprivation measures (tts earbuds etc) if someone insists that I take precautions, so as to foster better team integration. Otherwise, just consult my brain knowledge to determine if metal-eating brain fungus is a thing I can fix with the janitorial equipment I have on hand. Always pays to be helpful!

Spoiler: EEED (click to show/hide)

Name: EEED (Entertaining, Educational, Elastic, Disposable)

Background: Created as part of a product line of quick-use clones with pre-installed memories, skills, and behavioral sets in order to fill gaps in high-skill fields for a comparatively cheap price, EEED’s entire line was scrapped when someone realized his name-acronym sounded like it was describing a sex toy and the resulting onslaught of memes caused the forced ‘retirement’ of the executives that had initiated the idea. This EEED, gestationally imprinted with chiropractic and massage techniques, was somehow missed in the purge of defective product and ended up finding a job with OMNICORP before his parent company’s legal team/hit squad could track him down.

Description: A big, doughy ball of a man, with earnest, simplistic facial features that look like someone crudely shaped them out of clay. Small, circular eyes peer out at the world with innocent warmth, contrasting his oddly large teeth that are perfectly square and just a little larger than normal, enough to be noticeable. He has absolutely no hair, though his scalp is tattooed with his terms of usage, patterned in such a way that suggests a balding fringe.

Class: Sanitation Officer
Life: d2
Attack: d2

Stats:
d4 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d4 Endurance
d4 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate

Skills:
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d4 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d10 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech

Status:
Inventory:
Rubberized Jumpsuit
Incinerator
Arc Scraper
Automop

Senses:
Sight -
Hearing -
Touch - Suit probably insulates
Taste -
Smell - Suit probably insulates
Empathy - Only a facsimile, EEED isn't fully aware that other people are real

EEED gets himself some communication earplugs and an eyemask. He then considers if he can be of help with plants. His arc scraper and incinerator should be great at getting rid of them...though it might be dangerous to use them on teammates. They do tend to whine about such things.

Evil plants? That sounds gnarly. Good thing Larry is 555% human and organic and 111% mysterious colors unlike any seen on Earth. Anyway into the next sector!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: M̵̢̢͕̹̣̰͈̺̘̗̝̒̒̅̋a̸̰͇̟̻͉͛̆̃̎̾̅t̷̡̮̪͖̹͚̳͖̘̙̋̀͐̂̌̕ͅa̸̞̞̓̾͑́͌͐̈͝r̵̛̭̠̔̄̀̋̑̏͊̏͘ơ̸̗͋̅͛͋̓͝k̷̢̧̡̼̱̳̞͍̣̼͇͍̹̝̈́̒̎̔̿̆̈́̏͋͛̓̕̚ ̴̝̺̖̼̖̯͕͚̜̘̫͇̓̃̎̑̀̄̅̕̚͠͠t̶̡̝̺͎̝̩̦̻̼̓͌͑̉̿̅̈́̐̈́̔͘͝ḥ̸̤͉͔̌̐̉̄̿͗͒̊̕̕͝ę̷̈́̈́̃͘͜ ̸̧̢̡̗̩͚̥̫͙̺͕̪̻̹͕͑́̒̐̂͒̊͝͝Cȩ̴̨̥̗̪̫̪̑̂̔̉͊͝a̸̘̮̤̝̜̞͕̩̖̾̊̀̊s̷̢̥͚̣͓̫̰̭̳̏̅͋̒͋̈́̈́͆̋͝ḛ̶̢̢̣̞͍̟̗͖͕̋̈́l̸̡͇̯̞̥̫̩͎̿̈̒̑͌́̌̂͂̎̿̇̚ẹ̶̡͖͎̠̮̗͎̠̗͐͒̑̎̈́s̸̳̟̟͕̺̯͑͆̿͑̇͝s̵̗͎̫̰̱̳̺͓̘̼̻̯̉͂͑-̷̧̫̬̹͍̙̤̻͈̖̖̮͐́̏̈́̋̽͆͐͆̽̆͛͘͝AHEM I mean...Larry. Larry the Face now I guess.

Physical Description: A normal human being with hair and skin who breathes oxygen, ignore the hellish glow coming from his orifices, the void where his pupils should be and the exposed ribcage full of eyes that reflect forbidden truths, that's just a very common medical condition that affects over 55% of men over 30, don't lie guys we all have been there.

Background: Larry was just a normal run of the mill cultist who survived Incident-14777 (also known as that time H.E.L.L energy transformed an entire site into a giant sentient demon with legs which proceeded to run around the countryside causing mayhem) intact due to luck and competency, he was not possessed by a demon god of the abyss like Barry from accounting would like you to believe, the ribcage was always there people just didn't notice it because they don't see race unlike you Barry you fucking Klansmember.

Life: d6 OMINITECH Riot Suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifler
Stats: :
Strenght: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d10

Status: [INSECTIC SCREECHING]

Sight: Can see all 5 billion colors like everyone else.
Smell: can smell sulfur, that's nice.
Hearing: hears the song of Azathot's pianist and it’s whack.
Taste: human suffering
Touch: mostly alright but right hand is turning into a lobster claw.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
d6 Generic Security Rifle
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods

Money: 135

Things done:
-Discovered what the darkness was (tasty, but not great. Would not reccomned)
-Discovered why everything was whack (it was some soft boned jerk from the 5th dimension)
-Willed himself away from the shadow realm
-Helped people realize you don't need to shoot the fire to stop it, just turn on the sprinklers.
-Saved Ji and Burt from the shadow realm
-Brought Mr. White Face to the normal realm
-Absorbed Mr. White Face into himself, saving his team mates.
-Gained the power of punch, used it to bust open the sealed door and discover the smelly human sardines packed inside.
-Helped defuse the normies
-Delayed the inevitable demise of Fred and Linda by a day or two. Tom's still fucked tho, that's a class 5 haunting.
-Opened doors, lots and lots of doors

I have been wearing the germ suit, right? In any case, I'll put it on if I’m not already wearing it, and get into the next sector. Have my tranquilizer syringe ready to inject the target of I see him

Spoiler: JiBot (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

Robot

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with an android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d10 Robobody
Attack: d6 rifle x3mags

d6 Generic Security Rifle
Anti-bio razor (2d6 against living/ 1d6 vs others)

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
2 pistol mags (use d4)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: Back to somewhat normal
Sight: 0.2 FPS
Smell:Deactivated-Robot
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Deactivated-Robot
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Anti-Bio Razor
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
Tranquilizer syringe
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card
Waifubot body
Experimental Gun


Money:
-400 debt
40 owed to Larry

((sure))

"Damn plants wanting me to burn to death and die."
Head on over to the next sector with the rest of the group and be sure to grab interesting loot on the way.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:
Smell:
Hearing:
Taste:
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
Money: 0

Get into cover, try and click on a flashlight if I have one, but don't shine it around.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Janet Janet
Physical Description: an extremely plain looking woman with unnaturally pale skin, Janet Janet is average in very way.
Background: Joining the PR division out of law school after an unfortunate incident involving two classmates, a professor, and a group essay on the ethics of corporations.

Public Relations

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Gauss Minicannon)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d8
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status: uwu
Inventory:
Executive Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Gauss Minicannon (d4 ranged attack) x3 magazines (use die 4) (Silent)
OMNITECH Memory Eradicator
OMNITECH Contract Notebook
Special Earbuds or something

Sight: sunglasses, but can pull official PR Balaclava on backwards if needed
Smell: noseplugs
Hearing: Special Earbuds or something
Taste: keeping mouth closed, though the Official PR Balaclava can be donned
Touch: "Official" leather gloves

Money: 0

The Murderball, not wanting to remain in the land of angry plants that can potentially eat all their competent(ish) members, rolls on into the next sector.  They follow the path that the airlock door did, moving from one big ass dent in the wall to another until they find the lab door it tore straight through.  They move inside and find 6 of those general cloning/bio-experimentation tubes. They're all broken and the door has lodged itself in the main computer at the back of the room.  To get there it had to smash through one of the tubes and there are remnants of the occupant within splattered all over the place.  It doesn't look human. In fact it looks reptilian. And big. Really big. There's the remains of a hand on the floor and the claws on it are a foot long each and curved like sickles. The other tubes appear to have been smashed from the inside out, and there are wet footsteps moving from them and out the door into the hall and off into the sector. 

[NAV]

Does the sensory deprivation suit interfere with my disposable space suit?
Does it provide any physical or environmental protection?
Examine sensory deprivation suit for hidden features.

(By the way, can I get any sort of level up or payment for the mission that I went catatonic half way through?)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Mortan
Physical Description: He's a bit scrawny and unshaven. Never opens his eyes more than halfway.
Background: Edward can replace a lightbulb without too much difficulty, and he watches a lot of youtube videos. Edward endeavours to do as little as possible in his life and so far has performed admirably.

Life: d2 (OMNITECH White Jumpsuit, disposable space suit)
Attack: d4 ranged (OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm)
d4 melee (hammer)

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d6

Status: Not very useful



Inventory:
Sensory deprivation suit
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Universal Communicator (Broken)
Disposable Spacesuit
Omni-eye
Omni-health insurance policy
Hammer (1d4 melee)
Might have a FoF program loaded on computing cube

Money: 0

[syvarris]

Retroactively obtain one of those fungicide canisters while passing through the last sector.

Shoot anything which is alive and which isn't a team member within this sector.  Order the robot to also shoot any such thing.  Head straight towards the sector control room.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit under sensory deprivation suit. 
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status: Sick?  Less sick now.

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH (?) sensory deprivation suit (d? Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d6 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs
OMNITECH Metalstorm Machine Pistol (d6; but can be rolled as many times as the player wants until the use die runs out.) and 1 magazine (d6)

Toby's Military-grade laser (d6 ranged attack, chargable up to d20) with one depleted battery.

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Military-grade guardbot (Used as mount)
--Instructed to kill anyone that Wilfred tells it not to kill.
--And to murder anyone he ever calls either "Derp" or "Mr. Friend" or even just "Friend".
--Also told to kill anyone who physically attacks Wilfred or harms him. 
--Oh, yeah, and it should stay with him all the time.  It's a guardbot, so it should guard!

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful (?) things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.  And probably a bunch of other rooms.  He's kinda been shooting screens and speakers throughout the entire complex.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.
Maybe helped finish off the psychic that ambushed the team.
Reactivated Sector Q's power, then locked all the exits just before realizing Q's Hell Portal was left active, just without power.
Shot some of the demons that were released in sector Q.
Melted a giant statue of the company founder that was being telekinetically flung at the team, before it could even kill anyone!  Will leave out who the statue depicted when he reports this.
Accused Leslie of being a mind-controlled thrall and attempted to shoot her.  Then ordered her to save Gabe (he was choking on his own zip ties), which she did do.  This doesn't sound impressive, but considering that the only other security team member nearby at the time was hovering over Gabe waiting for him to die so she could loot his gear...
Found his way to the robotics & armament (?) sector's control room, where he remotely subverted a heavily armed guardbot to guard him.  And assist him with the mission, of course.  Reprogramming company property in order to save even more valuable company property shows forward thinking and positive initiative!
Successfully hacked open the ammo room for Yagyu and friends.
Hacked the endoskeleton robots to stop killing team members and instead escort the team out of the sector nonlethally.
Found the exit from the vantablack sector, in literally the first turn of trying to find an exit.
Blew up something in the flaming sector, probably an IED that was supposed to kill the entire team.  Totally.  So Wilfred actually reduced the damage caused by it, by blowing it up before it was a major risk!

Code: [Select]

Sight: Sensory deprivation suit internal video screen, currently set to full speed.  Blindfold readied underneath.
Smell: Nose plugs.  And sensory deprivation suit.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs.  Under a sensory deprivation  suit.
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?  Especially when Wil is wearing a sensory deprivation  suit?
Touch: Riot armor.  And sensory deprivation suit.

[Ozarck]

Edward gets handed the sensory deprivation suit of the now missing alligator and puts it on. It smells like fish and grumpiness but it will work.

Pretty sure Radio was giving Edward te OTHER Bob's sensory suit, since Radio is carrying a full armory and mausoleum of deceased teammates and their gear on him.

Bob, who is not missing - he's right where the team left him - never had a sensory deprivation suit that I am aware of.

[Radio Controlled]

Can we say Yagyu also picked up a fungicide container while on the way out?

Scan the lizard corpse remains with the scanner. Try to find something that will let us use the scanner to get some early warning that another big lizardboy is near (maybe smell/pheromones we could detect?)

Check around this lab if there's anything useful or valuable to grab.

Finally, check the computers for more info on these crocoboyos (more computer adept peeps get preference for this of course).

Pretty sure Radio was giving Edward te OTHER Bob's sensory suit, since Radio is carrying a full armory and mausoleum of deceased teammates and their gear on him.
Bob, who is not missing - he's right where the team left him - never had a sensory deprivation suit that I am aware of.

Biggo lizardo is correct! PW, if you feel I have too much crap in my inventory at any point, lemme know and I'll drop things (or find a handcart of sorts).

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

MOOK MAP CLICK HERE
Current sector: D (subject breach uh oh)
previous sectors: L (brobots), J (darkness), K (was on fire), H (buncha survivors), G (robophobic jungle)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: partially caved in metal head

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

“PINPOINT” Carbine (d8, damage gains advantage when aimed for 1 turn, d6 use die)
parts for prototype gun
10 prototype rounds
2 spare goop tanks (all full)
1 empty goop tank
'a few' mining explosives (1 used for killing the psychic, 1 given to Pathos)
1 broken/disabled claymore
Cutting/welding torch
radio jammer
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
2x earpiece of thrall
bodyparts, enough for full body (to be collected at the end of the mission)
syringe with tranquilizer
ziptie

cognition copier
Money: 1050


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (1 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel, currently has 4 gallons
4 gallon container of water
Lighter => destroyed
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Burt's stuff
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (2 / 3)
 High visibility flares x4
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

Anya's stuff
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (0/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)  given to EEED
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Pneumatic Cable Cutter
Money: 89

Bob's stuff
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (1 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Zip tie
 Dead fish
 Med kit
 uneaten single serve packet of pudding
 sensory deprivation suit  given to Edward
Money: 0

[King Zultan]

Use my engineer powers and some security cameras, computer bits, and tool kit charges to make a helmet like the sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Dead man walking (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: A generic looking bastard.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm

Sight:
Smell:
Hearing:
Taste:
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fixed lung, other bullet wounds
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
Money: 0

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Woah! Look at all those gnarly biological weapons, it reminds Larry of home but with less meatmoss and emptiness.  Since there's so much biostuff Larry will engage in the ole' loot and scoop, maybe there's something of value lying around.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: M̵̢̢͕̹̣̰͈̺̘̗̝̒̒̅̋a̸̰͇̟̻͉͛̆̃̎̾̅t̷̡̮̪͖̹͚̳͖̘̙̋̀͐̂̌̕ͅa̸̞̞̓̾͑́͌͐̈͝r̵̛̭̠̔̄̀̋̑̏͊̏͘ơ̸̗͋̅͛͋̓͝k̷̢̧̡̼̱̳̞͍̣̼͇͍̹̝̈́̒̎̔̿̆̈́̏͋͛̓̕̚ ̴̝̺̖̼̖̯͕͚̜̘̫͇̓̃̎̑̀̄̅̕̚͠͠t̶̡̝̺͎̝̩̦̻̼̓͌͑̉̿̅̈́̐̈́̔͘͝ḥ̸̤͉͔̌̐̉̄̿͗͒̊̕̕͝ę̷̈́̈́̃͘͜ ̸̧̢̡̗̩͚̥̫͙̺͕̪̻̹͕͑́̒̐̂͒̊͝͝Cȩ̴̨̥̗̪̫̪̑̂̔̉͊͝a̸̘̮̤̝̜̞͕̩̖̾̊̀̊s̷̢̥͚̣͓̫̰̭̳̏̅͋̒͋̈́̈́͆̋͝ḛ̶̢̢̣̞͍̟̗͖͕̋̈́l̸̡͇̯̞̥̫̩͎̿̈̒̑͌́̌̂͂̎̿̇̚ẹ̶̡͖͎̠̮̗͎̠̗͐͒̑̎̈́s̸̳̟̟͕̺̯͑͆̿͑̇͝s̵̗͎̫̰̱̳̺͓̘̼̻̯̉͂͑-̷̧̫̬̹͍̙̤̻͈̖̖̮͐́̏̈́̋̽͆͐͆̽̆͛͘͝AHEM I mean...Larry. Larry the Face now I guess.

Physical Description: A normal human being with hair and skin who breathes oxygen, ignore the hellish glow coming from his orifices, the void where his pupils should be and the exposed ribcage full of eyes that reflect forbidden truths, that's just a very common medical condition that affects over 55% of men over 30, don't lie guys we all have been there.

Background: Larry was just a normal run of the mill cultist who survived Incident-14777 (also known as that time H.E.L.L energy transformed an entire site into a giant sentient demon with legs which proceeded to run around the countryside causing mayhem) intact due to luck and competency, he was not possessed by a demon god of the abyss like Barry from accounting would like you to believe, the ribcage was always there people just didn't notice it because they don't see race unlike you Barry you fucking Klansmember.

Life: d6 OMINITECH Riot Suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifler
Stats: :
Strenght: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d12

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d10

Status: [INSECTIC SCREECHING]

Sight: Can see all 5 billion colors like everyone else.
Smell: can smell sulfur, that's nice.
Hearing: hears the song of Azathot's pianist and it’s whack.
Taste: human suffering
Touch: mostly alright but right hand is turning into a lobster claw.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (x3 Magazines)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
OMNITECH Bio-razor (SOLD)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Isolotation suit (2x)
OMINITECH Riot Suit
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
d6 Generic Security Rifle
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm
Fancy airpods

Money: 135

Things done:
-Discovered what the darkness was (tasty, but not great. Would not reccomned)
-Discovered why everything was whack (it was some soft boned jerk from the 5th dimension)
-Willed himself away from the shadow realm
-Helped people realize you don't need to shoot the fire to stop it, just turn on the sprinklers.
-Saved Ji and Burt from the shadow realm
-Brought Mr. White Face to the normal realm
-Absorbed Mr. White Face into himself, saving his team mates.
-Gained the power of punch, used it to bust open the sealed door and discover the smelly human sardines packed inside.
-Helped defuse the normies
-Delayed the inevitable demise of Fred and Linda by a day or two. Tom's still fucked tho, that's a class 5 haunting.
-Opened doors, lots and lots of doors