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ChaosPotato

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2805 on: January 08, 2021, 01:06:55 pm »

Replace the world with a watermelon.
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« Reply #2806 on: January 08, 2021, 01:15:05 pm »

Replace the world with a watermelon.

Watermelon juice == magma.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2807 on: January 08, 2021, 01:18:07 pm »

You wouldn't download a car.

But a giant kea would.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2808 on: January 08, 2021, 01:22:17 pm »

Every Suggestion has to be posted as a poem.
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« Reply #2809 on: January 08, 2021, 01:39:46 pm »

Suggestions both verbose and terse,
Whether good ones elsewhere, or here worse,
Must all of the time,
Be not just in rhyme,
But actual limerick verse!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2810 on: January 08, 2021, 02:05:54 pm »

Dwarven language is all poems. Players must choose the correct poem in order to interact with dwarves.
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« Reply #2811 on: January 09, 2021, 05:42:25 am »

The human language is all rap music.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2812 on: January 09, 2021, 07:41:54 am »

The human language is all rap music.

Oh yes, I agree. Our modern society is going back into stone age.
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« Reply #2813 on: January 09, 2021, 08:27:27 am »

The human language is all rap music.

Oh yes, I agree. Our modern society is going back into stone age.

If I understood you correctly, then I would argue that rap music is not in itself a form of societal devolution. You ever heard any MF DOOM (RIP) songs, specifically Meat Grinder (Warning: explicit subject matter)? That has an intricate rhyme scheme, pushing rhymes and near-rhymes in almost every syllable, and to imply that stuff like that should be lumped in with the mainstream, popular rappers would be doing a disservice to the genre. No genre is exempt from this: every genre has bad and good examples, and usually, the popular stuff is generally on the worse side.

To blame arbitrary things on the fall of society (or similar) is a time-honored tradition.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2814 on: January 09, 2021, 08:31:47 am »

Dwarves get negative thoughts from everything that didn't exist the time when they joined the fortress.
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« Reply #2815 on: January 09, 2021, 11:34:46 am »

The human language is all rap music.

Oh yes, I agree. Our modern society is going back into stone age.

If I understood you correctly, then I would argue that rap music is not in itself a form of societal devolution. You ever heard any MF DOOM (RIP) songs, specifically Meat Grinder (Warning: explicit subject matter)? That has an intricate rhyme scheme, pushing rhymes and near-rhymes in almost every syllable, and to imply that stuff like that should be lumped in with the mainstream, popular rappers would be doing a disservice to the genre. No genre is exempt from this: every genre has bad and good examples, and usually, the popular stuff is generally on the worse side.

To blame arbitrary things on the fall of society (or similar) is a time-honored tradition.

You do understand I have tendency to exaggerate things right?
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« Reply #2816 on: January 09, 2021, 12:20:03 pm »

Dwarf Fortress has a crossover with Fortnite.
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« Reply #2817 on: January 09, 2021, 12:36:26 pm »

Dwarf Fortress has a crossover with Fortnite.

You know what. Giving Dwarf Fortress battle royale gamemode would actually make it more replayable. Some people feel like achieving they're goals in both current modes without cheating take too long. This would be a decent minigame.
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« Reply #2818 on: January 09, 2021, 01:29:49 pm »

Dwarf Fortress has a crossover with Fortnite.
That is just evil.

Some people feel like achieving they're goals in both current modes without cheating take too long.
Who??? WE MUST PURGE THE WEAK!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2819 on: January 09, 2021, 05:02:48 pm »

I'll do you one better:

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