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[Bumber]

Mummies ask dwarves to return slabs, and will summon plagues on the fort until they do.

[LordBaal]

Mummies travel to sites to reclaim their slabs. A gun tooting dwarf with a hot female dwarf and her inept brother are quested to stop them.

Edit: Aided by a misterious dwarf and his cult of mummy figthing dwarves.

[Nordlicht]

And the exact same think happens once every year.

[King Zultan]

They live the same year over and over again, it's like Groundhog Day but it lasts a whole year.

[LordBaal]

And the exact same think happens once every year.

For at least 4 times or until the franchise is run dry

[Fikilili]

Mummies can cast a pestilence or a plague upon the dwarves' house, into their beds, into their streams, into their streets, into their drink, into their bread, upon their cattle, on their sheep, upon the oxen in their field, into their dreams, into their sleeps until they break, until they kneel.

[JAL28]

Give beak dogs feathers. I have learned a horrible truth today, beak dogs were bald all along. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ARMOK GIVE THEM FEATHERS!

[rico6822]

Turn vampires into sex gods. Just because.

[LordBaal]

Turn gods into sex vampires.

[towerator]

Introducing... HUNGRY HEAD FORTRESS!

Hungry heads are everyone's favorite mob, so I say, let's just roll with it!

-Hungry heads may spawn when you craft a weapon.

-Hungry heads have a special crop that may grow instead of normal crops, at 1/10 chance. It spawns a hungry head when ripe!

-Hungry heads duplicate into 2 intact individuals when killed! You wouldn't want those lovely critters to run out, would you?

-Introducing giant hungry heads! Because forgotten beasts are so 2014. These lovely critters weight about 40 tons, and, every 20 ticks, they spawn a hungry head! They can also destroy constructed walls, and have the hardness of bronze! Oh, and they come with deadly dust AND webs!

-Introducing hungry head men! Because goblins are so 1892. They can siege you every 2 weeks, ride giant hungry heads (and are immune to their effects), and come in group of at least 200.

-Introducing giant giant hungry heads! Because demons are so -4000. They reside in the HFS (Hungry F***ers' Stronghold) and rule over an army of hungry head men. They weight 1600 tons, are made of adamantite, have every special attack, 15 heads, and every 5 ticks, they spawn a giant hungry head!

[King Zultan]

Every enemy creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map being a living steel statue.

[Fikilili]

Add Pink Elephants as new pets for dwarves only. They would have a pet value of 0 and weight nothing. Maybe even be able to fly, duplicate, sing, play the trumpet and go "on parade".

[JAL28]

For 1 cloth and 1 feather at a Clothier’s Shop, you can make a comfy downy pillow(or bolster) for your dwarves. Dwarves will take the pillow/bolster with them to the bed when they sleep and dwarves and sleep with pillows/bolsters get happy thoughts from “sleeping on a comfortable pillow/hugging a comfortable bolster”. Bonus, engravers can ba assigned to engrave things on pillows, which can increase happy thoughts in a few dwarves. Especially when they are engravings of animal people, particularly cat people.

Also blankets, for 1 cloth cause why not

[King Zultan]

Bonus, engravers can ba assigned to engrave things on pillows, which can increase happy thoughts in a few dwarves. Especially when they are engravings of animal people, particularly cat people.

These engravings can also include stylized women with massive tits, actually any engraving of women on these pillows have big tits.

[Fikilili]

Bonus, engravers can ba assigned to engrave things on pillows, which can increase happy thoughts in a few dwarves. Especially when they are engravings of animal people, particularly cat people.

These engravings can also include stylized women with massive tits, actually any engraving of women on these pillows have big tits.

First we'd need to implement breasts (and their description, such as: "She is busty, and the rest of her body is curvaceous"). And I do believe that on Tarn's big No-no list.