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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 541687 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2775 on: January 03, 2021, 07:59:58 pm »

*flashback to being punched to death by a two year old dwarf child*
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« Reply #2776 on: January 03, 2021, 09:02:11 pm »

Dwarves have an increased propensity to feature images of cheese in their artwork.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2777 on: January 03, 2021, 10:26:00 pm »

Dwarves have an increased propensity to feature images of cheese in their artwork.

Patch notes:
  • Increased likelihood of cheese engravings from 90% to 99.999%
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« Reply #2778 on: January 04, 2021, 03:30:46 am »

This it an engraving of cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, and cheese. The cheese is surrounded by cheese. The cheese is striking a triumphant pose. The cheese is screaming. The cheese is striking down the cheese with the cheese.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2779 on: January 04, 2021, 05:57:32 am »

...all this on an actual cheese pillar, holding the whole cheese-built[1] fortress upon it.

[1] Built of whole-cheese. And Swiss.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2780 on: January 04, 2021, 05:39:25 pm »

Militia dwarves refuse to put on uniforms unless they are already near them.  Because of this there are two options (depending on whether a militia dwarf has been stationed at a certain spot.  The first is to fasten the uniform to the dwarf using a rope.  This works for all militia dwarves including those that are not stationed somewhere.  The other option (which is only available if the militia dwarf is stationed somewhere) is to instead fasten the uniform to the place where the dwarf is stationed.  Regardless of the method used, this requires one rope per piece of the uniform.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2781 on: January 04, 2021, 09:11:17 pm »

Ammunition is not supplied this way, and militia dwarves will not collect ammunition themselves either.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2782 on: January 05, 2021, 12:37:12 am »

The only way for dwarves to collect ammunition is to have it lodged into their flesh. Even a dwarf that can swat an arrow out of the air won't think to grab it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2783 on: January 05, 2021, 01:58:09 am »

Every time a dwarf grabs an item, it turns into a different item
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2784 on: January 05, 2021, 02:45:22 am »

Every time a dwarf grabs another creature during wrestling, they turn into another creature
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2785 on: January 05, 2021, 03:32:02 am »

Everything a dwarf touches turns into another item or creature.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2786 on: January 05, 2021, 05:30:26 am »

Everything a dwarf touches turns into another item or creature.

Even the ground.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2787 on: January 05, 2021, 08:16:51 pm »

After a dwarf wrestles any creature he has to marry this creature.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2788 on: January 05, 2021, 11:20:18 pm »

Giant keas steal anything. ANYTHING.

This means workshops, buildings, animals and even dwarves.

If an animal/dwarf is stolen, it brings up the message “(creature) was whisked away by a giant kea!”
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2789 on: January 06, 2021, 03:13:08 am »

Goblins can dig out adamantine and use it during siege. They can also dig deep enough to unleash clowns upon your fortress during sieges.

Goblins can use clowns as mounts.
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