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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 541719 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2760 on: December 30, 2020, 02:34:21 am »

Add new stone and soil layer materials made from organic materials such as flesh, blood, and pus, etc.

Actually, in some worlds, maybe deities could create small spaces of organic matters, and some places could even be living creatures themselves, with the soil being their flesh.
Dwarves that live in these creatures over many generations become parasitic and cannot exit their host

Parasitic dwarves that become separated from their host exhibit incapacitating symptoms, such as explosively expelling digestive fluids and partially digested food/booze out of their booze intake orifice.
If they don't expel their digestive fluids they'll swell up and explode.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2761 on: December 30, 2020, 02:35:11 am »

Anthropomorphic airplane strippers.
Oh god that reminds me of when google put something like that in an unrelated image search, and then I wonder what what would drive someone to draw something like that.

Commission fees are a powerful motivator for furry porn artists. Apparently people do indeed pay, so it gets drawn.
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« Reply #2762 on: December 30, 2020, 02:42:47 am »

Anthropomorphic airplane strippers.
Oh god that reminds me of when google put something like that in an unrelated image search, and then I wonder what what would drive someone to draw something like that.

Commission fees are a powerful motivator for furry porn artists. Apparently people do indeed pay, so it gets drawn.
But it was an airplane what would furry porn people be getting commissions for that for?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2763 on: December 30, 2020, 03:17:12 am »

Anthropomorphic airplane strippers.
Oh god that reminds me of when google put something like that in an unrelated image search, and then I wonder what what would drive someone to draw something like that.

Commission fees are a powerful motivator for furry porn artists. Apparently people do indeed pay, so it gets drawn.

Apparently, furry art's (pornographic or not) actually a pretty good line of work to be in, as far as art goes. Furries do legit respect and pay artists. That's almost unheard of with other types of customers. It's not even a survival thing; some furry artists do make good money doing this stuff, making like 10,000 dollars a month off just making furry art. Even non-furry artists are getting in on the action.

But it was an airplane what would furry porn people be getting commissions for that for?
People are weird. If you can think of it, at least one person has a fetish for it. No exceptions. I'd imagine that furry artists (especially the porn ones) have been commissioned for some weird fucking shit, so a sexy anthropomorphic airplane is well within their capabilities.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2764 on: December 30, 2020, 04:29:43 am »

But it was an airplane what would furry porn people be getting commissions for that for?

Don't kinkshame me. Only furry artists can capture the texture of airplane seats.

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« Reply #2765 on: December 30, 2020, 06:51:38 am »

Don't kinkshame me. Only furry artists can capture the texture of airplane seats.
Damn those sexy airplane seats!
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« Reply #2766 on: December 31, 2020, 03:39:45 am »

Don't kinkshame me. Only furry artists can capture the texture of airplane seats.
Damn those sexy airplane seats!
What’s so special about seats shaped like sexy airplanes?  I just don’t understand...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2767 on: December 31, 2020, 05:22:35 am »

Don't kinkshame me. Only furry artists can capture the texture of airplane seats.
Damn those sexy airplane seats!
What’s so special about seats shaped like sexy airplanes?  I just don’t understand...
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Back on topic...

It is possible to create portals to other saved worlds.  This is accomplished by simply placing all the raws from the linked world into your current one.  This is done before fixing the duplicate raws bug.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2768 on: December 31, 2020, 04:58:40 pm »

It is possible to create portals to other saved worlds.  This is accomplished by simply placing all the raws from the linked world into your current one.  This is done before fixing the duplicate raws bug.

Portals also appear on their own.
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« Reply #2769 on: December 31, 2020, 10:34:34 pm »

Morally forth standing trap have a tendency to go off accidentally resulting in damage to surrounding decorations.
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« Reply #2770 on: January 01, 2021, 06:57:23 am »

You know what the game needs a new years party with fireworks, I imagine that would be a spectacle to see when they set the fireworks off inside the fortress, and how it would fill the area with smoke, fire, and flaming dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2771 on: January 02, 2021, 10:44:16 am »

Some dwarves can one-punch anything.
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« Reply #2772 on: January 03, 2021, 02:21:54 am »

Some dwarves can one-punch anything.
All goblins can one-punch anything.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2773 on: January 03, 2021, 02:41:58 am »

Some dwarves can one-punch anything.
All goblins can one-punch anything.
Every creature in the world can one-punch anything.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2774 on: January 03, 2021, 05:26:29 pm »

Some dwarves can one-punch anything.
All goblins can one-punch anything.
Every creature in the world can one-punch anything.
But only if it's funny.
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