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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 541697 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2745 on: December 27, 2020, 01:38:36 am »

Looks like people found my comment and I have an idea of how to make it better, lets enhance it by allowing every stripper represent a different fetish, also it be in HYPER REALISTIC 3D AND BE VR COMPATIBLE!

Anthropomorphic airplane strippers.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2746 on: December 27, 2020, 02:55:15 am »

Looks like people found my comment and I have an idea of how to make it better, lets enhance it by allowing every stripper represent a different fetish, also it be in HYPER REALISTIC 3D AND BE VR COMPATIBLE!

Like everything else in the game, all these graphics have the option to be rendered in software mode (i.e. on the CPU). Think of it: framerates measured in hours per frame! Did I mention that these graphics are exclusively raytraced?

This also applies to the VR mode. Imagine the potential motion sickness!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2747 on: December 27, 2020, 03:03:17 am »

+18 Sexual InterCurse DLC
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2748 on: December 27, 2020, 03:05:32 am »

Anthropomorphic airplane strippers.
Oh god that reminds me of when google put something like that in an unrelated image search, and then I wonder what what would drive someone to draw something like that.



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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2749 on: December 27, 2020, 03:07:15 am »

Add Dwarf Fortress to Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2750 on: December 27, 2020, 04:01:14 am »

Add Dwarf Fortress to Dwarf Fortress.
A cursory search for "Turing-complete" on the forums pulls up a design for a computer that is apparently Turing-complete. Now, since all Turing-complete computers are capable of doing all the same tasks as each other, it would theoretically (i.e with more memory than can be built on the largest embark possible) be possible to port DF to that computer. It's gonna take real-life years to even generate a tiny world with everything turned down, but it would be running DF.
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« Reply #2751 on: December 27, 2020, 04:31:07 am »

Add Dwarf Fortress to Dwarf Fortress.
A cursory search for "Turing-complete" on the forums pulls up a design for a computer that is apparently Turing-complete. Now, since all Turing-complete computers are capable of doing all the same tasks as each other, it would theoretically (i.e with more memory than can be built on the largest embark possible) be possible to port DF to that computer. It's gonna take real-life years to even generate a tiny world with everything turned down, but it would be running DF.
But could we put a copy of Dwarf Fortress inside of it?
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« Reply #2752 on: December 27, 2020, 12:36:53 pm »

Two suggestions:

First, NPCs that communicate by holding up signs with writing on them (similar to a certain well-known coyote).

Second, players should be able to pick a handicap level when creating an adventurer.  Depending on the level chosen, a number of points are deducted from the players score.  As DF doesn’t actually keep scores, this doesn’t actually have any effect.  Only available when starting with a club as a weapon.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2753 on: December 27, 2020, 04:23:44 pm »

implementation of a targe that allows dwarves to charge into enemies in a straight line. Works even better if said dwarf has a missing eye.
Implementation of another shield that allows dwarves to do the same thing, but hitting someone with this shield is more likely to kill the person who was hit.
works the best if the dwarf's eye was taken by a necromancer
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2754 on: December 27, 2020, 04:37:26 pm »

Steam DF is actually just ASCII. Sike, there was no graphical update.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2755 on: December 28, 2020, 03:48:56 am »

Steam DF is actually just ASCII. Sike, there was no graphical update.
The cake graphics was a lie
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2756 on: December 28, 2020, 05:18:06 pm »

Suggestion:

Add new stone and soil layer materials made from organic materials such as flesh, blood, and pus, etc.

Also, add a new type of ground covering consisting of cut gems that constantly mutate into other cut gems.
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« Reply #2757 on: December 29, 2020, 06:36:57 pm »

Add new stone and soil layer materials made from organic materials such as flesh, blood, and pus, etc.

Actually, in some worlds, maybe deities could create small spaces of organic matters, and some places could even be living creatures themselves, with the soil being their flesh.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2758 on: December 29, 2020, 10:09:48 pm »

Add new stone and soil layer materials made from organic materials such as flesh, blood, and pus, etc.

Actually, in some worlds, maybe deities could create small spaces of organic matters, and some places could even be living creatures themselves, with the soil being their flesh.
Dwarves that live in these creatures over many generations become parasitic and cannot exit their host
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« Reply #2759 on: December 29, 2020, 10:38:03 pm »

Add new stone and soil layer materials made from organic materials such as flesh, blood, and pus, etc.

Actually, in some worlds, maybe deities could create small spaces of organic matters, and some places could even be living creatures themselves, with the soil being their flesh.
Dwarves that live in these creatures over many generations become parasitic and cannot exit their host

Parasitic dwarves that become separated from their host exhibit incapacitating symptoms, such as explosively expelling digestive fluids and partially digested food/booze out of their booze intake orifice.
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