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[ChaosPotato]

Dwarves now deconstruct dwarves.

[Bumber]

Elves reconstruct dwarves as elves.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Elves reproduce by kidnapping members of another species and turning them into an "elf spouse" over a period of time.

[King Zultan]

All races reproduce by kidnapping members of other races because they find members of other races sexier than people of their own race.

[Fikilili]

Engravers and Stoneworkers can now interact with criminals, either by engraving them or smoothing them.

[BigUglyWorm]

Engravers and Stoneworkers can now interact with criminals, either by engraving them or smoothing them.

They smooth and then re-engrave their brains to get rid of all those bad, unacceptable crime-thoughts.

[Starver]

Engravers and Stoneworkers can now interact with criminals, either by engraving them or smoothing them.

They smooth and then re-engrave their brains to get rid of all those bad, unacceptable crime-thoughts.

https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Retrophrenology

[Urist McUristUrist]

Elves now deconstruct the trade depot and steal the materials right after departing due to being offended.

[Fikilili]

Engravers and Stoneworkers can now interact with criminals, either by engraving them or smoothing them.

They smooth and then re-engrave their brains to get rid of all those bad, unacceptable crime-thoughts.

An announcement will pop up for every murder and say "Urist McMiner has been hit by, has been stuck by, Moldath KillerDwarf"

[King Zultan]

Toady should add the ability to lobotomies dwarves as a way to fix their psychotic and troublesome ways, while doing this has a small chance to fix the problem it has a much higher chance to kill the dwarf or to leave it with only the ability to haul stuff.

[Nordlicht]

Toady should add the ability to lobotomies dwarves as a way to fix their psychotic and troublesome ways, while doing this has a small chance to fix the problem it has a much higher chance to kill the dwarf or to leave it with only the ability to haul stuff.

This would become the default treatment for every noble.

[muldrake]

Toady should add the ability to lobotomies dwarves as a way to fix their psychotic and troublesome ways, while doing this has a small chance to fix the problem it has a much higher chance to kill the dwarf or to leave it with only the ability to haul stuff.

This would become the default treatment for every noble.

I thought this was the terrible suggestions thread.  Also lobotomies have a chance of entirely re-rolling the dwarf's personality a la Phineas Gage.

[Fikilili]

Artistic Dwarves who are tasked to make statues for the fortress will ask random, muscular dwarves to pose for them. Naked, of course.

[Nordlicht]

And sometimes a friend of the one lobotomized who was not as mute as everyone thought will destroy your water supply and run away.

[Azerty]

Toady should add the ability to lobotomies dwarves as a way to fix their psychotic and troublesome ways, while doing this has a small chance to fix the problem it has a much higher chance to kill the dwarf or to leave it with only the ability to haul stuff.

This would become the default treatment for every noble.

Or POWs.