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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 541315 times)

muldrake

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2475 on: November 04, 2020, 01:14:03 am »

Damn dirty apes should be added to the game as a playable race.
Aren't those just humans though?
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« Reply #2476 on: November 04, 2020, 01:40:01 am »

Add a race of short bearded drunkards that hate the sun.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2477 on: November 04, 2020, 02:13:35 am »

Add a race of long-eared drunkards that love the sun. They want to share the sun with the caverns and dwarf forts by mining into them from the surface.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2478 on: November 04, 2020, 09:19:46 am »

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« Reply #2479 on: November 04, 2020, 11:11:29 am »

Add a race of sober giants that have mixed feelings about the sun and hate drunks, and have them ruthlessly chase after the other two races mentioned in an attempt to kill them.
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« Reply #2480 on: November 04, 2020, 11:45:35 am »

Add a race that
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2481 on: November 04, 2020, 11:54:16 am »

Add a race.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2482 on: November 04, 2020, 12:00:07 pm »

Add
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« Reply #2483 on: November 04, 2020, 12:27:18 pm »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2484 on: November 04, 2020, 07:01:49 pm »

Take away dwarves access to domestic animals and use only cavern creatures. Dwarves domesticate crundles now.

They also hate mules with a mighty passion, and whenever mules are brought to the depot by merchants your dwarves will rush in to kill them and whoever brought them.
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« Reply #2485 on: November 05, 2020, 04:49:02 am »

Take away everything but dwarves, and give them ability to domesticate dwarves.

They also hate dwarves with a mighty passion, and whenever dwarves are near they rush to kill them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2486 on: November 05, 2020, 08:18:44 am »

Take away everything.

No more dwarf fortress.

Only void.
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« Reply #2487 on: November 05, 2020, 10:20:41 am »

Take away the void too.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2488 on: November 05, 2020, 11:55:02 am »

Dwarves will now ONLY eat random objects they pick up off the ground. As long as it's small/soft enough for them to put in their mouth or take a bite they'll eat it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2489 on: November 05, 2020, 12:59:42 pm »

Remove the small/soft enough part. I want to see how a dwarf will handle eating the elven capital.
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