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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1290 on: January 20, 2020, 10:18:16 am »
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Quote from: Egan_BW on January 19, 2020, 10:07:47 am
Angelic vaults now contain "words", which when arranged define the rules of the universe, like in the game Baba is You. If you manage to breach the vault, you can change these rules to suit you.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1291 on: January 21, 2020, 01:46:37 pm »
Dragons can now have children with literally anything (as long as it's alive). Including other megabeasts.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1292 on: January 21, 2020, 01:55:16 pm »
Quote from: ChaosPotato on January 21, 2020, 01:46:37 pm
Dragons can now have children with literally anything (as long as it's alive). Including other megabeasts.

Including trees.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1293 on: January 21, 2020, 02:56:33 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on January 21, 2020, 01:55:16 pm
Quote from: ChaosPotato on January 21, 2020, 01:46:37 pm
Dragons can now have children with literally anything (as long as it's alive). Including other megabeasts.

Including trees.
Photosynthetic dragons have a chance of growing instead of whatever seed you intended to plant
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1294 on: January 21, 2020, 03:20:46 pm »
Particularly depraved dragons will show a marked preference for mating with woolly mammoths giant elephants, which other dragons are inexplicably put off by.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1295 on: January 21, 2020, 05:37:57 pm »
Have inert dragon eggs found via revealed caverns, and upon stockpiling in high temperature rooms cause them to hatch.
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« Reply #1296 on: January 21, 2020, 08:17:58 pm »
Parrots, corvids, cephalopods, dolphins, and other such intelligent creatures now have a AI consisting of an exact simulated copy of a real animal's brain. Dwarves, humans, and elves remain as dumb as ever.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1297 on: January 21, 2020, 08:22:53 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on January 21, 2020, 08:17:58 pm
Parrots, corvids, cephalopods, dolphins, and other such intelligent creatures now have a AI consisting of an exact simulated copy of a real animal's brain. Dwarves, humans, and elves remain as dumb as ever.
+1 plz add
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1298 on: January 22, 2020, 02:21:30 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on January 21, 2020, 08:17:58 pm
Parrots, corvids, cephalopods, dolphins, and other such intelligent creatures now have a AI consisting of an exact simulated copy of a real animal's brain. Dwarves, humans, and elves remain as dumb as ever.
This might just be weirdest way to start an AI rebellion anyone has ever come up with.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1299 on: January 22, 2020, 05:03:41 am »
I, for one, welcome our new AI Dolphin overlords.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1300 on: January 22, 2020, 07:50:04 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 22, 2020, 05:03:41 am
I, for one, welcome our new AI Dolphin overlords.
There are tomes I think SIs will run the world better than the current BIs (Biological Intelligence)es
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« Reply #1301 on: January 22, 2020, 07:59:22 am »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on January 22, 2020, 07:50:04 am
Quote from: King Zultan on January 22, 2020, 05:03:41 am
I, for one, welcome our new AI Dolphin overlords.
There are tomes I think SIs will run the world better than the current BIs (Biological Intelligence)es
I doubt it, they'll probably be as big a bastards as we are.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1302 on: January 23, 2020, 03:03:33 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on January 22, 2020, 07:59:22 am
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on January 22, 2020, 07:50:04 am
Quote from: King Zultan on January 22, 2020, 05:03:41 am
I, for one, welcome our new AI Dolphin overlords.
There are tomes I think SIs will run the world better than the current BIs (Biological Intelligence)es
I doubt it, they'll probably be as big a bastards as we are.
Of course they will, only they'll be more efficient at it.
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Quote from: Mech#4 on February 07, 2014, 07:54:45 am
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1303 on: January 23, 2020, 08:21:57 pm »
Have adamantine veins explode in a 40 tile radius on all axis on contact, like C4
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1304 on: January 23, 2020, 10:00:25 pm »
Adamantine can now be used as a drug. Overdosing causes dwarves to explode.
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