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[King Zultan]

If a dwarf even thinks about Adamantine they will explode.

[delphonso]

Obscure chemical reactions:

Certain rare materials trigger odd reactions when in close contact with each other. For instance, should you swing a platinum hammer at an adamantine breastplate, both might erupt in a 2 megaton explosion.

Be careful with artifacts... Wouldn't want your dwarf accidentally brewing acidic gas by touching two materials together.

[FantasticDorf]

Angelic vaults now contain "words", which when arranged define the rules of the universe, like in the game Baba is You. If you manage to breach the vault, you can change these rules to suit you.

Related but different, Vaults contain the truths of world and myth generation and often beset the knowledge with horror causing instant game overs if your adventurer or slab-reclaimers are not mentally strong enough.

[Nordlicht]

Vaults contain the truths of our world and myths and  causing instant death if you are not mentally strong enough.

[Sanctume]

You can now embark as clowns, the wagon is the clown car, the hamlet is the circus, walls are tents, pillars are tent poles, all food are candy, mountain home is candymountain, horses are unicorns, and kobolds steal kidneys.

[Naturegirl1999]

You can now embark as clowns, the wagon is the clown car, the hamlet is the circus, walls are tents, pillars are tent poles, all food are candy, mountain home is candymountain, horses are unicorns, and kobolds steal kidneys.

Yes, don’t forget the Banana Kihg, a Banana man who will periodically;ly come to your site to demand certain plants. These demands will be yearly during the summer, and there is no way to know what he will demand, failure to comply will result in one of your citizens or squad members to be taken instead

[ChaosPotato]

Dwarves now attempt to eat any nearby adamantine because they think it's candy. And of course, they break their teeth on it.

[delphonso]

Paper cuts.

Similar to the gelding accidents, paperworkers might catch a stray page on their fingertip. The wound won't do much, but is still a wound, and undoubtedly will unravel some dwarf who can't handle bad thoughts.

Urist was shaken after recieving a severe wound.

[CABL]

Elves can now enhance their wooden sticks, potentially making some of them as sharp as a masterwork adamantine battle axe.

[Egan_BW]

Vaults contain the Secrets of our universe, and any DF player who breaches one becomes a living god.

[Sanctume]

When you become a living god, you are spammed by all your worshiper's prayers, pleas, curses, and orgasms. 

[LordBaal]

... and orgasms.

But only the fake ones.

[Urist McUristUrist]

DF geology is overhauled to make it as realistic as possible. Development on everything else halts unthil this goal is achieved. To make that easier, this subforum is renamed to "geological consultations" and posting is limited to verified geologists.

[Criperum]

So simulating the whole planet depending on the size with core, magma, drifting etc.? Awesome!
Next step is simulating the sun.

[Nordlicht]

Like the old Simearth and Simlife have done Ecosystems.