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[Bumber]

Bandits demand shrubberies to let you pass.

[anewaname]

Bandits demand shrubberies to let you pass.

Bandits demand you hide behind shrubberies before you pass...  Sorry, I just read the earlier posts and had to let this one out.

And as a separate Terrible Suggestion, a new dwarf dance. Drunken dwarfs perform a dance that is a variant of "tavern hopping" and they will form a line and leave the tavern, singing and dancing and moving through your fort, going to some place these drunks thought would be a great place to be. They will interrupt dwarfs they meet along the way, inviting dwarfs to join them, making the dance line longer.

[delphonso]

God that's an incredible one.

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes. If a siege happens when the Drunk Dance happens, the singers have a chance of joining the line instead of attacking. The more singers in the line, the more likely it is thst future singers will join the line

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dance lines can also be initiated by players in adventure mode. Cue megaprojects of dance lines sprawling across entire continents and composed of dwarves, elves, humans, goblins, kobolds, and animal people alike.

[Naturegirl1999]

Dance lines can also be initiated by players in adventure mode. Cue megaprojects of dance lines sprawling across entire continents and composed of dwarves, elves, humans, goblins, kobolds, and animal people alike.

This is amazing

[Egan_BW]

Once the line becomes long enough, you begin to absorb larger and larger objects as well, eventually consuming the entire world.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Yes. If a siege happens when the Drunk Dance happens, the singers have a chance of joining the line instead of attacking. The more singers in the line, the more likely it is thst future singers will join the line

Do you hear the goblins sing? Singing the songs of drunken dorfs?

[Sanctume]

One in six plump helmet crop during harvest should spawn a plump helmet man that runs away looking for the fort exit.

[ChaosPotato]

One in six plump helmet crop during harvest should spawn a plump helmet man that runs away looking for the fort exit.

This would be a nice feature for good regions.

[ChaosPotato]

Make it have a 1/100 chance every time it rains for it to rain booze instead of water in normal regions, a 1/150 chance in evil regions, and a 1/30 chance in good regions.

[Sanctume]

Make it have a 1/100 chance every time it rains for it to rain booze instead of water in normal regions, a 1/150 chance in evil regions, and a 1/30 chance in good regions.

1/200 chance it rains alcohol in the desert, that later ignites the surface.

[Bumber]

Naturally, there's a 1/10 chance it rains diarrhea.

[Naturegirl1999]

In Evil regions, there is a 1/12 chance of it raining blood
In Good regions, there is a 1/2 chance of it raining LSD

[Egan_BW]

Add a vaporwave biome.