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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542444 times)

Bumber

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1185 on: December 19, 2019, 12:40:13 am »

Bandits demand shrubberies to let you pass.
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1186 on: December 19, 2019, 02:17:02 pm »

Bandits demand shrubberies to let you pass.
Bandits demand you hide behind shrubberies before you pass...  Sorry, I just read the earlier posts and had to let this one out.

And as a separate Terrible Suggestion, a new dwarf dance. Drunken dwarfs perform a dance that is a variant of "tavern hopping" and they will form a line and leave the tavern, singing and dancing and moving through your fort, going to some place these drunks thought would be a great place to be. They will interrupt dwarfs they meet along the way, inviting dwarfs to join them, making the dance line longer.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1187 on: December 19, 2019, 09:34:48 pm »

God that's an incredible one.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1188 on: December 19, 2019, 10:01:29 pm »

Yes. If a siege happens when the Drunk Dance happens, the singers have a chance of joining the line instead of attacking. The more singers in the line, the more likely it is thst future singers will join the line
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1189 on: December 19, 2019, 10:22:53 pm »

Dance lines can also be initiated by players in adventure mode. Cue megaprojects of dance lines sprawling across entire continents and composed of dwarves, elves, humans, goblins, kobolds, and animal people alike.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1190 on: December 19, 2019, 10:47:24 pm »

Dance lines can also be initiated by players in adventure mode. Cue megaprojects of dance lines sprawling across entire continents and composed of dwarves, elves, humans, goblins, kobolds, and animal people alike.
This is amazing
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1191 on: December 19, 2019, 10:58:40 pm »

Once the line becomes long enough, you begin to absorb larger and larger objects as well, eventually consuming the entire world.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1192 on: December 20, 2019, 05:06:48 pm »

Yes. If a siege happens when the Drunk Dance happens, the singers have a chance of joining the line instead of attacking. The more singers in the line, the more likely it is thst future singers will join the line
Do you hear the goblins sing? Singing the songs of drunken dorfs?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1193 on: December 20, 2019, 06:02:08 pm »

One in six plump helmet crop during harvest should spawn a plump helmet man that runs away looking for the fort exit.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1194 on: December 23, 2019, 04:43:11 pm »

One in six plump helmet crop during harvest should spawn a plump helmet man that runs away looking for the fort exit.
This would be a nice feature for good regions.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1195 on: December 23, 2019, 04:52:20 pm »

Make it have a 1/100 chance every time it rains for it to rain booze instead of water in normal regions, a 1/150 chance in evil regions, and a 1/30 chance in good regions.
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« Reply #1196 on: December 23, 2019, 05:00:51 pm »

Make it have a 1/100 chance every time it rains for it to rain booze instead of water in normal regions, a 1/150 chance in evil regions, and a 1/30 chance in good regions.

1/200 chance it rains alcohol in the desert, that later ignites the surface.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1197 on: December 23, 2019, 05:16:40 pm »

Naturally, there's a 1/10 chance it rains diarrhea.
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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1198 on: December 23, 2019, 05:57:42 pm »

In Evil regions, there is a 1/12 chance of it raining blood
In Good regions, there is a 1/2 chance of it raining LSD
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1199 on: December 23, 2019, 06:18:54 pm »

Add a vaporwave biome.
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