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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 541028 times)

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1170 on: December 09, 2019, 06:47:49 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 09, 2019, 06:28:23 am
If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!
Uh oh
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1171 on: December 09, 2019, 08:19:14 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 09, 2019, 06:28:23 am
If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!

I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1172 on: December 09, 2019, 12:48:31 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 09, 2019, 06:28:23 am
If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!
Intentionally induce diarrhea in dwarves to train pooping skill.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1173 on: December 09, 2019, 04:06:46 pm »
Quote from: LordBaal on December 09, 2019, 08:19:14 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 09, 2019, 06:28:23 am
If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!

I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.
Agreed.  Everyone go home, it's all downhill from here.
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Quote from: King Zultan on November 18, 2018, 04:24:36 am
We must prepare for the Vomitpocalypse.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1174 on: December 09, 2019, 09:25:32 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 09, 2019, 06:28:23 am
If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!

Urist feels restless after suffering the travesty of art defacement.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1175 on: December 10, 2019, 05:19:37 am »
Quote from: BigUglyWorm on December 09, 2019, 04:06:46 pm
Quote from: LordBaal on December 09, 2019, 08:19:14 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 09, 2019, 06:28:23 am
If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!
I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.
Agreed.  Everyone go home, it's all downhill from here.
I feel this is a big achievement for me, and I'm glad I posted it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1176 on: December 10, 2019, 11:11:59 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 10, 2019, 05:19:37 am
Quote from: BigUglyWorm on December 09, 2019, 04:06:46 pm
Quote from: LordBaal on December 09, 2019, 08:19:14 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 09, 2019, 06:28:23 am
If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!
I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.

Agreed.  Everyone go home, it's all downhill from here.
I feel this is a big achievement for me, and I'm glad I posted it.

tbh this was just shitty
:D
(it's a joke plz no hate)
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Quote from: MottledPetrel on May 09, 2018, 02:48:05 pm
Quote from: Lunardog15 on May 09, 2018, 05:38:45 am
everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1177 on: December 11, 2019, 05:19:52 pm »
Quote from: Lunardog15 on December 10, 2019, 11:11:59 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 10, 2019, 05:19:37 am
Quote from: BigUglyWorm on December 09, 2019, 04:06:46 pm
Quote from: LordBaal on December 09, 2019, 08:19:14 am
Quote from: King Zultan on December 09, 2019, 06:28:23 am
If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!
I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.

Agreed.  Everyone go home, it's all downhill from here.
I feel this is a big achievement for me, and I'm glad I posted it.

tbh this was just shitty
:D
(it's a joke plz no hate)
>:‍(
 yes hate
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1178 on: December 11, 2019, 06:15:39 pm »
 hate yes
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1179 on: December 12, 2019, 03:42:50 pm »
I don't give a crap either way.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1180 on: December 18, 2019, 02:45:30 am »
Every time a masterpiece turd is made a procgen suggestion is posted here.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1181 on: December 18, 2019, 05:38:42 am »
We won't notice the difference anyway.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1182 on: December 18, 2019, 11:51:20 am »
Crits are added to the game.

A crit obliterates whatever body part is targeted. Crit rate for Semimega beasts is doubled. Megabeasts are 4x, and FB are 8x.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1183 on: December 18, 2019, 01:22:09 pm »
Every now and again, adventure mode NPCs will spout a randomly-determined quote from "Monty Python & the Holy Grail". Don't pretend this one hasn't been a long time coming.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1184 on: December 18, 2019, 01:31:49 pm »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on December 18, 2019, 01:22:09 pm
Every now and again, adventure mode NPCs will spout a randomly-determined quote from "Monty Python & the Holy Grail". Don't pretend this one hasn't been a long time coming.
I actually want this
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