The diplomat from Pareshtan is quickly ushered in, making several polite bows along the way which are rendered more amusing than formal by the fluttering and bobbing of the ostentatious feather in his cap. "Your royal majesty, it is my great pleasure to speak with you this fine day, after my long travels. But the things I would say to you must be delayed yet further, for I come empowered by my lord the Thegn* of Pareshtan to speak frankly on matters which may prove objectionable if they should reach the ears of Low Queen Graszdat. I am sure she carries no favour with you, but nevertheless I must insist that our conversation be carried out in complete privacy and under your solemn promise that what is said will not be shared elsewhere."
A) Agree entirely.
B) Offer the solemn promise, but not the privacy.
C) Offer the privacy, but not the solemn promise.
D) Refuse outright.
E) Refuse harder, with more violent ejection of this upstart!
*Whence, you might wonder, the twin meanings of 'thegn': both a social class of intermediate rank and the title of an official who manages perhaps extensive holdings under a King? The word descends from an ancient Dwarven word meaning 'heir' or 'attendant'; the social class originated from those individuals who were directly subsidiary to jarls, often acting as personal retainers, though now most manage their own affairs without immediate oversight, while the bureaucratic official ostensibly fills the same role as the immediate representative of a King. The use of the word in the latter case is something of a local affectation; essentially the same position is called in other regions by terms such as "grief", "bisier", or "stedwerd".