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Total Members Voted: 9

Voting closed: September 16, 2018, 11:40:20 pm

[Robot Parade Leader]

A

also PTW if that's ok.

[Iris]

A

[Maximum Spin]

You demand a new, better design more suitable for a King. The craftsdwarf-representatives who brought you the example immediately fall to squabbling amongst themselves over whose fault this is and how it should be rectified.

A) Mediate amongst them, or try.
B) I don't care about this, let them work it out for themselves.

[King Zultan]

B

[Rockeater]

B

[Imic]

A

[Kilojoule Proton]

B

[Maximum Spin]

In no mood for this nonsense, you have Gostell politely shepherd them out of the room. You can hear them yelling at each other the entire way down the hallway.

At month's end, the court astrologer requests an audience with you. It seems the diviners have encountered an ill omen, and, after discussion with the High Priest, the Astrologer has decided that it is necessary for you to perform a ritual sacrifice to avert some unknown disaster. At a modest cost, the diviners will produce a live doe and swan which you will sacrifice in a public display in the ceremonial hall before the assembled jarls of Abystok, according to a rather complicated ritual process which the Astrologer promises to coach you through. Once this is completed, the diviners will examine the entrails of the animals for further signs, and let you know if Abystok is safe again! The Astrologer stresses the importance of having such ritual performed by the King in person, for it seems no lesser substitute will do.

A) Of course I will gladly perform this service for the good of the fortress!
B) I'd rather not get my hands bloody, thanks.

[King Zultan]

A

[Baffler]

A

[Kilojoule Proton]

A

[Iris]

A

[VoidSlayer]

B How about they stick to predicting the season and counseling marital disputes while we run the damn fort instead of acting as performance artist butchers.