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Author Topic: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!  (Read 24958 times)

Basil ii

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #390 on: August 29, 2018, 03:44:54 pm »

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King Zultan

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #391 on: August 30, 2018, 05:03:22 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #392 on: August 30, 2018, 08:21:38 am »

You finalise your offer and the dwarf from Pareshtan bows happily. "I'll take this to my lord, of course. In the meantime, what of our earlier offer? I would be pleased to bring a wagonload of ore home alongside your proposal — just as a temporary measure until we come to a broader agreement."

A) Sure, go see the miners and get loaded up.
B) Well, I wanna negotiate some points first...
C) No, I wouldn't want to slow your return journey with burdens.
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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #393 on: August 30, 2018, 08:28:07 am »

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Basil ii

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #394 on: August 30, 2018, 09:22:13 am »

A let’s be nice to them.
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The_Two_Eternities

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #395 on: August 30, 2018, 10:02:08 am »

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Roll to Multitask, seeking new players.
Yeah sorry, someone blew up a street in my state and took the internet down for multiple days with it.
This really happened. 2020 was wild.

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #396 on: August 30, 2018, 10:44:54 am »

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Quote from: AseaHeru (on Discord), Monday, June 20, 2022 10:41 PM
I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #397 on: August 30, 2018, 12:02:10 pm »

He gives a cheerful nod and leaves the room in a rather obsequious fashion. You follow shortly after, return to your usual position at your temporary "throne" (which is just a chair), and signal for a runner to find Nedru and let him know you're ready to see him.

Only a few minutes later, he shows up. "The caravan from Roskulet arrived today looking to trade textiles for food, as expected. Seems there's been a small miscommunication, though, so some of the food merchants asked me to ask you how you actually wanted this trade handled; most of our people expected a private exchange because that's how we've usually handled this in the past when we were all under the same kingdom, with our merchants free to meet with theirs, haggle their own individual prices, and keep the proceeds for their own use or resale — but the Roskulet dwarves thought you intended to purchase or appropriate goods for export yourself, then have an official representative negotiate for the whole fortress."

He notices your glazed expression and explains in more detail. "It's fair to say that our merchants would prefer the less restricted trade scenario where they can freely make deals individually, but, if you want more control over the process, especially if you want to be able to choose how to disburse the textiles we import in exchange, you should take a direct role. Of course, in that case you'll have to appoint someone to perform the trading, unless you want to do it yourself, I suppose..." (He doesn't look like he recommends that very much.)

"Oh, right, and, if it affects your decision, reports are that we have quite a substantial surplus of food available to trade this year. About three times our normal consumption, I hear."

A) Just let the merchants handle it privately, that's fine.
B) I want to keep a tighter hand on trade, and...
   1) I'll do the haggling myself!
   2) I'm deputising you to take care of it!
   3) I have someone else [specify!] in mind to do it!
   4) I really don't care who you pick to make the deals!
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Basil ii

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #398 on: August 30, 2018, 12:03:35 pm »

A the merchants can trade but we make the big decisions.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 07:03:56 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #399 on: August 30, 2018, 12:10:03 pm »

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Quote from: AseaHeru (on Discord), Monday, June 20, 2022 10:41 PM
I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

King Zultan

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #400 on: August 31, 2018, 06:59:46 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #401 on: August 31, 2018, 01:12:12 pm »

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Yeah sorry, someone blew up a street in my state and took the internet down for multiple days with it.
This really happened. 2020 was wild.

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #402 on: August 31, 2018, 02:00:26 pm »

You decide to let the people indulge in their "free trade" for now! Nedru leaves to pass on the decision; some time later, you are told that the Roskulet broker refused to negotiate past the previously-decided 12:10 exchange rate, but a considerable amount of food was sold nevertheless and both sides walked away reasonably happy.

In a bit under a week, you find that the head mining thegn is once again waiting for you with an urgent report! He wrings his hands, and you can already tell it's going to be bad news.

"M'lord, I'm deeply ashamed to inform you that the mining project has exceeded its budget. We suffered a string of injuries and other minor delays, and I simply didn't realise the extent of the problem until it was already too late to take effective cost-saving measures. I've made up the difference out of my own pocket, but operations are now halted for lack of further funds. I am as always your majesty's humble servant; please, what just decree will you lay down so that I may redeem my infinite shame?"

You think he's laying it on a bit thick.

A) I'm sorry, I'm afraid you'll just have to be executed. I'm sure I can get another mining thegn somewhere.
B) I'm replacing you as head miner, but you can keep your own head.
C) Here, let me give you some more money so you can continue your work.
D) You shall be imprisoned for this failure!
E) Operations will stay halted! I guess this was a bad idea from the start!
F) Don't you guys use thralls for the hard labour anyway? What are you bothering feeding them for?
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Basil ii

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Re: SpamDwarves: Low King Golian Duskbrow of Abystok!
« Reply #403 on: August 31, 2018, 02:19:25 pm »

C though I do wonder if this isn’t secretly a embezzlement scheme.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2018, 02:21:58 pm by Basil ii »
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