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[King Zultan]

I wish that I was the god of werewolves and had all powers associated with being a werewolf god.

[OceanSoul]

I wish that I could curse or uncurse anyone with any curse of were-ism with a touch.

[NRDL]

I wish for the ability to heal anything.

[Person]

I wish that I could create perfect copies of myself at will that I control as a hive mind. As long as at least one is alive, I am immortal. I then fly us all to Felinia to apply for citizenship/amnesty.

[Egan_BW]

I wish that I were an AI controlling a satellite in orbit that's armed with a powerful death beam that can fire down onto the surface and kill anything, including intangible things and things that can't be damaged physically.

[Shadowclaw777]

Respawn. I wished that all feline creatures in this entire reality zone, were replaced with corgis instead.

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn. I wish that Yog-Neighoth's spirit couldn't be damaged.

[2+3] Done.

I wish I was turned into Felius, the ultimate cat physical god, who is almost completely invincible and unable to be affected by wishes and has incredible powers. I'm now the God-emperor of Feliania.

You can't wish to be immune to wishes. (It would affect the granting of other wishes.)

I wish that I will become worshiped by everyone in Mexico and USA as a God.

[2+3] Done. They begin setting up a theocracy.

I wish for a fully stafed self-sustaining space city

[3+3] You create a heavily-armed orbital city which is automatically administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.

I wish to be able to teleport

[2+3] You can now teleport anywhere at will.

I wish that I was the god of werewolves and had all powers associated with being a werewolf god.

[3+3] You are now the incorporeal collective divine spirit of werewolves.

I wish that I could curse or uncurse anyone with any curse of were-ism with a touch.

[1+3] Done. You're still dead though.

I wish for the ability to heal anything.

[1+3] You can now heal any affliction with a bit of medical care.

I wish that I could create perfect copies of myself at will that I control as a hive mind. As long as at least one is alive, I am immortal. I then fly us all to Felinia to apply for citizenship/amnesty.

[1+3] You gain the ability to create extra bodies for yourself.

I wish that I were an AI controlling a satellite in orbit that's armed with a powerful death beam that can fire down onto the surface and kill anything, including intangible things and things that can't be damaged physically.

[1+3] Done. (Though killing someone doesn't destroy their soul, especially if it cannot be damaged.)

Respawn. I wished that all feline creatures in this entire reality zone, were replaced with corgis instead.

[1+3] As you wish.

Spoiler: Player Wishes (Return T22) (click to show/hide)

Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Available.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.

Spoiler: Places (click to show/hide)

Everywhere
  All felines are replaced by corgis.

Cruise Ship
  Is perfectly fine.

City
  Is an ex-location.

Feliania
  A nation of talking ex-cat corgis.
  Ruled by KittyTac.

Ex-cellar Palace
  The personal palace of KittyTac.
  Was a cellar.

Fortified City
  Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
  Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
  Current respawn location.

Port City
  Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
  Has a decimated police force.

Orbital City
  Fully self-sustaining.
  Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.
  Heavily armed.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

ziizo
  Near a port city.
  Has a stolen high end motorcycle.

Egan_BW
  Is an AI controlling a satellite.
  Has a death ray that can kill anything, including intangible things and things immune to physical damage.

KittyTac
  Has a helicopter.
  Is a radiation ghost possessing their own corpse.
  Is on the highest level of their palace.
  Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
  The ruler of Feliania.

King Zultan
  Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
  Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
  Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
  Friends with the werewolves.
  The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
  Is incorporeal.

CrocAndBearLover
  In Los Pinos.
  The president of Mexico.
  Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
  Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.

NRDL
  Is in Person's helicopter.
  Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
  Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.

wertyzerty
  Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
  Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
  Has a large fortified town.
  In Person's helicopter.
  Can teleport anywhere at will.

Person
  Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
  Has a military helicopter.
  Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.

OceanSoul
  Dead.
  Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.

Secheral
  Dead.

Shadowclaw777
  Dead.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Cultists
  A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
  On a cruise ship.
  Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
  Had a damaged altar.

Baggage-zombies
  No longer exist.

Werewolves
  An army of werewolves near a port city.
  Decimated by the police force of said city.

Yog-Neighoth
  An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
  Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
  Created by Secheral.
  Lacks a physical body.
  Has an utterly indestructible soul.

Corgi Revolution
  Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.

[KittyTac]

I start researching a thing that transforms dogs into cats along with my robot. If that's impossible, I go out and then I kidnap a few corgis and hold them hostage. Then I find Shadowclaw777 and gang up on him with my robot, pummeling him into a bloody pulp. Then I take an AA piece and shoot down Shadowclaw777's plane. Oh, and if that's impossible, could you grant that wish with just omitting the "immune to wishes" thing?

[ziizo]

call john maybe knows a way to reach the space city

[Shadowclaw777]

Respawn?. Take an airplane to Feliana, tell the corgis that they should kill and torture KittyTac and their robots for there abuse against dog-kind. An airplane with pre-installed flares, as well.

[wertyzerty]

Grow my following of people by doing various cool magic  tricks.

[Secheral]

Respawn as a very large, very dangerous horse.

[NRDL]

Ask Person to teleport me to the nearest war torn city, so I can start a clinic of sorts there.

[Egan_BW]

Contact the space city AI.

Friend or foe? Willing to target threats to your security with pew pew lazor beams at reasonable rates. Reply ASAP please.

[Person]

Create a copy of myself, and have that copy teleport alongside NRDL to the nearest war torn city. If the copy creation fails(or if that would be too much to do in one turn), just teleport NRDL to the nearest wartorn city anyway.