start building a spaceship of to wood, rocks and other natural stuff
Such materials are utterly inadequate for going to space.
Tell the robot to commence maze-solving algorithm to get to me, then lead me out of the cellar. Forget the flag, we have a revolution to suppress.
[1] It would appear luck is hostile to the idea of you ever escaping. Going by how deep you are, anyway.
Thank Person for saving my life. Help him fight off any assassins, try not to kill anyone.
Person thanked. [3 vs. 3] Both you and the assassins effectively defend yourselves. Not much else, though.
Send Person an invitation for an alliance
Done.
Create sacrifical memes out of the corbis.
[2] You fail to catch them.
Gather all of the werewolves that are my friend in to my car fort and drive to a town that no one else playing the game is.
[3] You gather the werewolves and drive to a port city.
Secretly encourage Mexican immigrants to steal American jobs.
[4] It is done, though of questionable use.
Become fire-resistant while commanding my corgis to slaughter and kill all of the feline oppressors
[
6] You rob a fire department for their uniforms while the corgis not carrying you around rampage.
Attempt to make other kinds of were-beast, or at least the methods necessary to synthesize them
[2] You find that the scientific literature regarding magical microbiology is woefully nonexistent.
Roll a 5. Pay wertyzerty a visit with my helicopter avoiding the assassins. Join the alliance. If they accept, I offer to fly us all to Feliania.
[
5] You pick up wertyzerty.
Neigh, thereby beckoning every horse within a hundred kilometres. (And incidentally driving every mortal in this city insane.)
[5] Every human within the city collapses simultaneously as their minds are shattered. And there's a vast incoming stampede.
Overthrow the feline overlords of this city!
[1 vs. 6
+1] The corgis are pulverized by artillery and firebombs from Feliania's military. As Shadowclaw777 is being carried around by the corgis, they die. Shadowclaw777: respawn?
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Airliner
Current respawn location.
Is safely landed at an airport.
Has a fortified cockpit.
Mostly evacuated.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
Airport
Has the airliner in it.
Evacuated.
Is partially overrun by a small horde of baggage-zombies.
City
Contains the airport.
Twisted to be more eldritch and comfortable for horses.
All non-player humans are insane and incapacitated.
Has a vast number of horses approaching it.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Port City
ziizo
Near a port city.
Has a stolen high end motorcycle.
Egan_BW
Has desire strong enough to bend reality around him.
Is at a burger place.
May choose what he and/or the person whose action immediately precedes his own rolls. (This doesn't work on wishes.)
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is a radiation ghost possessing their own corpse.
Is lost inside their palace.
Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
A werewolf.
In a port city.
CrocAndBearLover
In Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
NRDL
Is in Person's helicopter.
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town.
In Person's helicopter.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Can control their own non-wish roll results.
Has a military helicopter.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like.
Has a kidnapped (and quite insane) werewolf.
Secheral
Disguised as a baggage-zombie.
Is in a flaming corgi shelter.
Shadowclaw777
Always rolls 6 (except for wishes).
Immune to other roll manipulation abilities.
Dead.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
A small and weakened horde of undead baggage.
Around the airliner.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves near a port city.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by the feline oppressors.
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