Respawn as an sapient car
Unfortunately, no one seems to be willing to answer your prayers to become a car.
Aren't all corgis supposed to be cats now, according to my action? Aaaaaanyway: Felius flies up to Shadowclaw777, interrupts his research, then kills him. Then he converts all corgis into cats.
Ignoring the "all corgis transmuted into cats" action. [3 vs. 1] Shadowclaw777 practically trips into your attacks, but you get distracted before finishing them off.
Utilize my healing skill/power to fix my leg up as best as I can.
[5] You make some improvised bandages and use them to reassemble your legs.
With my army and fire magic power, go and "convert" other humans to join the cause.
[2] You don't find any viable targets for slave raids.
Contact the President of Russia, Volodimir Butin, and demand him to retreat from Ukraine and Syria. Our words are backed with !!NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!
[4] He begrudgingly orders a retreat of Russian forces. And readies his nuclear arsenal, according to your spies.
Keep looking in the ancient Parthenon!, there has to be something here that can slay a feline god
[4] A book mentions that Yog-Neighoth possesses enough power to slay most gods. Presumably any godslaying weapons were removed long ago. And you're bleeding out.
Make as many copies of myself as I can while flying my helicopter to NRDL. Stop if it starts to make the helicopter too heavy.
[6] You fly past NRDL while dumping your spare bodies onto the ground. A few of you survive the drop.
Sing forgotten memes in tongues unknown.
[3] You chant some obscure but fairly modern memes in an eldritch manner.
Observe the world below.
[1] You look across the plasma-bathed landscapes of Earth, which seems a lot smaller than you thought.
Go around the port city and turn people in to werewolves myself, mostly focusing on the cops.
[3] Your presence sweeps across the port city, transforming a few cops into werewolves.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Everywhere
Almost all felines are replaced by corgis.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Port City
Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
Has a decimated police force.
Has a significant werewolf minority.
Orbital City
Fully self-sustaining.
Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.
Heavily armed.
ziizo
Dead.
Egan_BW
Is an AI controlling a satellite.
Has a death ray that can kill anything, including intangible things and things immune to physical damage.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is Felius, god of cats.
Is on the highest level of their palace.
Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Worshipped by Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
In Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
The god-president of the US.
NRDL
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
A few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town with a skilled military.
In Person's helicopter.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has some bodies a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
Near a spatial distortion.
Secheral
Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.
Shadowclaw777
In the Parthenon.
Is bleeding out.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves near a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.