Crap. Signal the robot to go to the copter and suppress the corgi revolution along with Feliania's finest warriors.
[2] The robot continues to be lost.
Offer to be the All-Pony's steed as apology for pulling her hair.
[1] She is apparently offended by the offer, going by the reality-distorting squeal that sends you into a treasonous corgi shelter.
Ride out of the city towards the wilds
[4] Done.
I hypnotized Trump and offered him 300M of dollars, so that he'll demolish his Great American Wall. I've rolled 5, so the deal is success. (If GM didn't get the memo, it was all a bait and switch. I baited Trump so I can hypnotize him and make him destroy the wall.)
The wall is demolished without issue.
Get some of my werewolf friends to help me turn my pile of twenty cars in to one moving car fort thing.
[5] They weld your cars into one giant vehicle.
Research the werewolf, trying to figure out how were-ism works.
[5] Lycanthropy is caused by a magical virus transmitted exclusively via bites. Transformation is tied to the full moon. (Any moon will do assuming it's a moon of whatever celestial body they're on.) There is no mundane cure but a vaccine is in theory possible.
Have the corgis with their bodies, make a dog throne that I can lay upon and than instigate a revolution against Feliana, the doge shall defeat the cats!
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6] The corgis fashion themselves into a crude but flaming throne and march out to burn the oppressive works of the feline bourgeoisie. With you on them.
Recruit other people into my city, generally just adding more stuff.
[5] You recruit people and significantly expand your town.
Use my newfound power of parceling out my life-force to extend the lifespans of anybody who calls this city their home.
[5] You negotiate the rest of your life away for healthcare improvements. You are to be sacrificed immediately.
Fuck it, just murder anyone who wants me to do paperwork.
[4] You murder your way out of this bureaucratic hell.
Fly to NRDL's location. Before they are to be sacrificed, fly in with my helicopter and pull them inside. Naturally I'll be rolling a 5 for this. If they aren't willing, I'll just fly to wertyzerty instead and propose an alliance.
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5 vs. 2] You collect NRDL. The city council looks furious and orders assassins sent.
Twist this city (the one the airliner is in) to better reflect me.
[5] Roads and hallways twist into non-euclidean racetracks. Doors widen and can be opened with a mere push. Walls transform into a strange impossibly durable wood. And so on.
Notes will be posted after I sleep.Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Airliner
Current respawn location.
Is safely landed at an airport.
Has a fortified cockpit.
Mostly evacuated.
Cruise Ship
At a port city.
Is perfectly fine.
Has a dead cult on it.
Airport
Has the airliner in it.
Evacuated.
Is partially overrun by a small horde of baggage-zombies.
City
Contains the airport.
Twisted to be more eldritch and comfortable for horses.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
ziizo
Near a port city.
Has a stolen high end motorcycle.
Egan_BW
Has desire strong enough to bend reality around him.
Is at a burger place.
May choose what he and/or the person whose action immediately precedes his own rolls. (This doesn't work on wishes.)
Is the clerk-god-emperor of the city, and therefore required to handle all the paperwork.
Has fled his responsibilities as clerk-god-emperor.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is a radiation ghost possessing their own corpse.
Is lost inside their palace.
Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
On the outskirts of the city.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
A werewolf.
CrocAndBearLover
In Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
NRDL
Is in Person's helicopter.
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Can control their own non-wish roll results.
Has a military helicopter.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like.
Has a kidnapped werewolf.
Secheral
Disguised as a baggage-zombie.
Is in a corgi shelter.
Shadowclaw777
Always rolls 6 (except for wishes).
Immune to other roll manipulation abilities.
Is near a corgi shelter.
Has four broken limbs.
Is on a flaming throne of corgis.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
A small and weakened horde of undead baggage.
Around the airliner.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves retreating from a city.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Corgi Revolution
A shelter's worth of corgis rebelling against Feliania.
Lead by Shadowclaw777.
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