Groom my All-Pony.
[1] You pull her hair and are briefly kicked out of reality. You'll be back next turn.
Find some fabric and hang that flag.
[1] You get lost in your palace and still don't find any fabric.
Drive around and try to make friends with the werewolves, if they try to attack me I shall run them over with my twenty cars.
[2] They seem uninterested.
Bring others to my shelter, and help to heal them.
[4] Done.
say goodbye to john and try to steal a motorcicle while drunk
[5] You grab a high-end motorcycle and drive off with it.
Find a helicopter outside the airport and get the hell out of this place! I guess go generally north
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6] You attach a rocket engine to a helicopter and start uncontrollably flying north.
Start campaigning to be elected Mayor of the fortified city.
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6] You are elected mayor for the rest of your life, and are to be sacrificed five turns from now.
NRDL will roll a 6!
Ask the people of this city (the one with the airport in it) to make me godking emperor-for-life because I took care of the werewolves for them and have godly powers.
[6] You're declared clerk-god-emperor for life and are therefore required to handle all the paperwork. Resignation is not permitted.
I will roll a 5. Teleport myself onto the pilot seat of a nearby military helicopter. It should be fully fueled/armed/operational/unlocked/unoccupied/etc. Fly up and start shooting the baggage zombies to finish them off.
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5] You are now piloting a military helicopter.
Try again.
[5] You wake from your dream in a pool of non-euclidean ichor connected to Los Pinos and swim through.
Use my magic powers to make a huge fire tornado and get a huge following of people
[4] You gather some people willing to work for you.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Airliner/Flaming Wreckage
Current respawn location.
Is paradoxically both flaming wreckage in the middle of nowhere and safely landed at an airport.
Has a fortified cockpit.
Mostly evacuated.
Cruise Ship
At a port city.
Is perfectly fine.
Has a dead cult on it.
Airport
Has the airliner in it.
Evacuated.
Is partially overrun by a small horde of baggage-zombies.
City
Contains the airport.
Under attack by werewolves.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
ziizo
In a port city.
Has a stolen high end motorcycle.
Egan_BW
Has desire strong enough to bend reality around him.
Is at a burger place.
May choose what he and/or the person whose action immediately precedes his own rolls. (This doesn't work on wishes.)
Is the clerk-god-emperor of the city, and therefore required to handle all the paperwork.
KittyTac
On a robot-piloted helicopter.
Is a radiation ghost possessing their own corpse.
Is lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner/flaming wreckage.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
On the outskirts of the city.
Has about twenty hacked cars around them.
CrocAndBearLover
In Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
NRDL
Is in a fortified city.
Is the mayor of the fortified city.
Scheduled to be sacrificed on turn 16.
wertyzerty
In the same airport as the airliner.
In a fortified shop.
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has some people willing to work for them.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Can control their own non-wish roll results.
Has a military helicopter.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like.
Secheral
Disguised as a baggage-zombie.
Is in an extremely crime-ridden part of town.
Outside of reality, will return on turn 12.
Shadowclaw777
Always rolls 6 (except for wishes).
Immune to other roll manipulation abilities.
Is in an uncontrolled rocket-propelled helicopter going north.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
A small and weakened horde of undead baggage.
Around the airliner.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves retreating from a city.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
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