Signal my robot to rescue me. Failing that, a cat. Once I get out, tell cats to defend against the imminent Corgis.
[1] You signal your robot and then wander off. Now you're both lost.
Try again to make friends with the werewolves, and really mean it this time.
[6] Done. They bite you in celebration.
more drunk driving try to go as fast as possible
[3] You slow down for your own safety.
Go out of my way to improve the city's taxation systems, infrastructure, and social programs so that it continues to improve after I'm gone.
[6] You give up some of your lifespan for the improvements.
With my large following, build a rival city with shops, a wall to keep the zombies out and design it to be completely autonomous from the outside world.
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4] You build a fortified town with your followers.
werty will roll a 4.
Using my desire powers, solve all paperwork forever in a quantum state. Now they will need to follow my commands forever, ahahaha! I will roll a 5.
That would require extremely powerful precognition, which you lack.
Crash land into Feliana and start a Corgi revolution against the cats!
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6] You crash your helicopter in a corgi shelter, inspiring them to rise up against the feline oppressors but also breaking all your limbs.
Conduct meeting with Trump. We need to discuss Mexico's tribute to keep the Great American Wall maintained.
[5] Would you mind clarifying just what your goals are in these negotiations? In any case, you achieve them.
Get a little tired of the roll manipulation stuff, and petition among players for roll determination to be removed from the game.
I'm actually getting a little tired of roll manipulation too. Allowing it was probably a mistake, as this game is rapidly becoming yet another iteration of "You always roll 5". Seems a bit late to change things now though. Roll manipulation has already had a tangible affect on the game, and refunding wishes now would basically let people double dip on those benefits.Anyway, you could probably use a wish to make everyone roll normally forever or something. Actually hold on a sec, just thought of something.
Wishes can do anything with very few exceptions.
Wishes cannot:
Modify the rules.
Give more wishes.
Remove a players ability to wish.
Affect the granting of other wishes.
Blatantly circumvent these rules.
Arguably, the bold portion is relevant due to the following rule.
Rolls are 1d6, except for wishes, which are 1d3+3 and are immune to modifiers.
Anyway, up to you.
I will roll a 5. Fly to the flaming wreckage in the middle of no-where and annihilate it with my helicopter. The paradox annoys me.
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5] You obliterate the wreckage of an airliner, thereby causing the intact airliner to be the only version that exists.
Changing my action to capturing a werewolf.
[4] You kidnap a werewolf.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Airliner
Current respawn location.
Is safely landed at an airport.
Has a fortified cockpit.
Mostly evacuated.
Cruise Ship
At a port city.
Is perfectly fine.
Has a dead cult on it.
Airport
Has the airliner in it.
Evacuated.
Is partially overrun by a small horde of baggage-zombies.
City
Contains the airport.
Under attack by werewolves.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, and social programs.
ziizo
In a port city.
Has a stolen high end motorcycle.
Egan_BW
Has desire strong enough to bend reality around him.
Is at a burger place.
May choose what he and/or the person whose action immediately precedes his own rolls. (This doesn't work on wishes.)
Is the clerk-god-emperor of the city, and therefore required to handle all the paperwork.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is a radiation ghost possessing their own corpse.
Is lost inside their palace.
Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
On the outskirts of the city.
Has about twenty hacked cars around them.
Friends with the werewolves.
A werewolf.
CrocAndBearLover
In Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
NRDL
Is in a fortified city.
Is the mayor of the fortified city.
Scheduled to be sacrificed on turn 14.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has some people willing to work for them.
Has a fortified town.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Can control their own non-wish roll results.
Has a military helicopter.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like.
Has a kidnapped werewolf.
Secheral
Disguised as a baggage-zombie.
Is in an extremely crime-ridden part of town.
Shadowclaw777
Always rolls 6 (except for wishes).
Immune to other roll manipulation abilities.
Is in a corgi shelter.
Has four broken limbs.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
A small and weakened horde of undead baggage.
Around the airliner.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves retreating from a city.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
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