Turn 5: America has been hit!turn on the radio and search for music while I keep driving towards the ocean.
[4] You turn on some Pink Floyd and drive towards the ocean. You arrive in Biloxi; a town located to the north of Gulf of Mexico. Most of the people have left this town for the Vaults or just dug up a place to hide from the inevitable nuclear strike.
[6 vs 3] The Tucker rednecks almost lost the lead on you. They haven't abandoned their attempts to find you, but they becoming interested in returning their pickup less and less.
Attempt to find local police department, bunker or vault.
Also use hei-gui suit stealth mode if encounter any police or military and try to slice them with Chinese officer sword
[1] Not only you still haven't found anything like that, but the military in the city finds you pretty suspicious.
[6+1 for using stealth mode vs 6] You try to lure a patrol into a dark corner between the buildings. You kill a couple of soldiers while remaining stealthy. The soldiers are searching for you.
8 soldiers in the patrol remain.
Enter Louisiana. Find a catapult, rope and four cats.
[3] You ride on until you arrive in a rural town, called
Kentwood. You find a rope and one cat. It's hard to find a catapult in America, let alone some rural town, so you must search on.
See above and don't get my ass kicked. Express annoyance at these people resorting to threats.
You give the pass back to the owner. "I'm sorry for being so rude. I... I was really nervous when I lost the pass. Anyway, you can have a half of my money as an apology.
Sum Gai gets 150 dollars! He has 850$ right now!
Retry to evolve nanobots
[4] You evolve nanobots who supply your lungs with air.
Fix the tire! Onwards!
"WHY ARE WE STOPPING? THOSE NUKES'LL BE LANDING ANY MINUTE NOW, Y'KNOW - COULD WE GET A MOVE ON?"
WAIT UNHELPFULLY IN VAN DUE TO LACKING ANY KIND OF MECHANIC SKILL
RUMMAGE IN GLOVE COMPARTMENT WHILE I WAIT, MAYBE SEARCH REST OF VAN FOR USEFUL ITEMS IF FIXING TIRE TAKES A WHILE
[5] You've found a reserve wheel tire. You both drive to Jackson.
work on making our kingdom ready to survive the ongoing nuclear war.
[5] You've made a plan of your underground kingdom. Well, not only you've made a plan, you've also found pickaxes for your workers, allowing them to dig much faster.
Your kingdom will be located beneath the every soil's layer, in the bedrock itself. Your center of the kingdom will be one huge throne room, from which five to six averagely-sized rooms will be connected to.
It'll take a turn for your subjects to dig out the kingdom.Drive the pickup away from the houses.
[5] You drive out from the soon-to-be-burned starting location. You're located on the asphalt road. Where do you want to drive to?
Nations/Organizations/NPCs turnChina capitulates to the NATO/USA. Their army and navy have stopped fighting with Japan. The spreading radiation has destroyed China, the surface is unsuitable for life. Those who are survived will live in fallout shelters for a very long time.
China has been defeated!Meanwhile, India is interested in invading Bangladesh, Pakistan and Sri-Lanka, seeing these countries as the rightful Indian territory. India understands that invading Pakistan will result in a nuclear retaliation from Pakistani side, so it sends an expert sabotage team in order to shut down Pakistani nuclear launch systems.
[6 vs 5] The sabotage was success, but India needs to occupy the Pakistan fast enough. Otherwise, Pakistani nukes will be launched on the next turn.
[4 vs 1] The occupation was also a success. Pakistan was zerg rushed by the Indian troops and occupied.
[3 vs 1, Anti-nuke defense] NATO's anti-nuke defense destroyed several of the Russian nukes, minimizing the damage to Europe.
The Russian nukes have hit Berlin, Hamburg, Koln, and Brussel. RIP Merkel.[1]
Poorly-maintained NATO nukes dropped on Wroclaw due to the fuel leaking.NATO tries to fight off the incoming Russian forces from advancing into Poland and the Balkans. NATO brought its experimental SSPA (Supper Self-Propelled Artillery), "Purifying Light", to the battlefield.
[6 vs 2] The fire of the SSPA destroys a huge amount of Russian ground forces with its volley of highly explosive shells. NATO forces liberate Odessa and a big chunk of Western Ukraine.
Russia detects nukes and launches her nukes at the US.
[5] The new brand of nukes have been launched at America! They're very fast and hit the West Coast. Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Arizona, and especially California,
have been affected!
[4]
Poorly-maintained American nukes have hit Russian Far East! Vladivostok and Kamchatka Peninsula have been hit! The whole Russian Far East is affected. North Korea refuses to stop the war with South Korea. Kim Jong-un angrily issued a nuclear strike against South Korea.
[5]
North Korean nukes hit Seoul! South Korea would probably like to surrender.Vault-Tec asks the US government for more funds and tries to fix the logistical fuck-up.
[6] They get 500M of dollars from the US government.
[1] Vault-Tec fucks the situation up even more, making the resources spread very thinly across the states.
The guy who the pass gets the pass back and apologizes to Sum Gai.
Vault-Tec representative puts the taser away and pulls out a flat, rectangular device with a hole in the back of the device.
"The pass, please!" Says Vault-Tec man. He takes the pass and puts it in the hole of the device. Momentarily, the device made a short beep, and the Vault-Tec man gives the pass back to the owner.
[4] "The pass is valid, welcome to the future, Mr. Andrew Ferguson!"[/i] Said Vault-Tec representative.
The starting location is engulfed in fire right now.
The new players will be spawned in Jackson, MS from now on!
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