Turn 3: WWIIIFor those who don't get it the thing with the bomb kit: The new players have spawned in the other house, so that's why they didn't have to roll for the escaping.Sacrifice the bull to that nuke and implore it to go back to China. Ride the cow west.
[Escaping the bomb: 5 vs 3] You successfully escape the house before the bomb goes off.
[5] You kill the bull and do a ritual in order to appease the nuke with the soul of the animal.
[5] The Chinese nuke likes your sacrifice so much, that it not only changes its coordinates to the administrative center of National People's Congress in Beijing, but its engine got overcharged!
[5] The cow accepts you on her back without throwing you off. You ride to the west, ignoring the asphalt roads, which makes the hurrying drivers angry.
((Wow, you're the lucky one!))
Action: Sacrifice the nonbeliever and feed his blood to the lilies increasing their radiation absorption.
[2+1 for unexpected attack vs 1] Someguy does a sucker punch right to the underground bunker guy's forehead. He falls on the ground unconscious. His forehead is bleeding.
[auto-success for finishing off an unconscious enemy] Someguy slices the throat of an innocent man. He grabs the rapidly dying man and shakes him, so that sprinkling fountain of blood falls upon the lilies.
[1] The lilies don't react well at the blood. They fade away.
Evolve into a radiation and explosion resistant cyborg
[Escaping from the bomb: 6 vs 2] You have effortlessly escaped the house.
[5]Concentrating hard enough, you somehow managed to get cutting-edge cybernetics into your body. You're completely resistant to the radiation and explosions, and you also have cyber-limbs, giving you a boost to your punching, kicking, and jumping.
Status acquired: Super-Cyborg (Invulnerable to explosions/radiation, +1 to the punching and kicking, ability to jump up to 1.9 yards (somewhere around 1.7 meters))...identify if this vault is legit keep people safe or if this is one of those "experiment on people because we're opportunistic assholes" vaults. If the former, go in.
[6] You try to identify if this is not a vault for experiments, but that Vault-Tec man appears incredibly friendly and cheerful, so you automatically decide that it's legit. Stupid sexy Vault-Tec representative. You pick up the pass from the ground and show it to the Vault-Tec guy.
[2] The guy who lost his pass sees that you have it in your hands.
Get away from the bear and go further in to the woods.
[6] You run away so fast, that you've become tired.
[3] Looks like you're not that far away from the starting location. It also looks like you're not far away from that bear's lair.
Status Acquired: Tired (-1 to escape/chase/movement rolls) Action: Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war right? Make armor out of cockroaches
((Welcome aboard!))
[4]You find cockroaches and make an armor out of them. The normal people would definitely say "Gross, go away" to you, since everybody can see that the armor "moves".
Status Acquired: Cockroach armor (Scares off most NPCs, protects from radiation)Search for transportation and get out of town. Go west.
Salt lake city sounds nice. If I see a vaultcorp location, stop there and try to talk my way in.
[5 vs 6] You're not fast enough to get out from the house and the bomb goes off. Thankfully, all you got is just some first-degree burns on your torso.
[4] You find an abandoned mini-van.
When you enter the van, Yoink, who was nearby, asks you for a ride to Jackson. What do you answer?
FLEE THE HOUSE, IT IS CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL ME. SWEAR AT HOUSE ONCE I HAVE ESCAPED.
THEN MAKE MY WAY TOWARDS ROAD, TRY AND THUMB RIDE TOWARDS WHATEVER NEARBY TOWNS/CITIES THERE MAY BE
OR, IF I SEE A VEHICLE, TAKE THAT. IF I SEE JOHN (DOOMBLADE'S CHARACTER) SUCCESSFULLY ACQUIRE MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION, ASK TO GO ALONG WITH HIM!
[4vs1] You flee from the house effortlessly.
[2] You say, "Screw you", which isn't really swear-y.
[1] You haven't found a vehicle for yourself, so you have to ask John Smith for a passenger seat.
Pay Yoink some rent $.
[5] You go outside and give Yoink 100$ (Yoink now has 800$).
Spend turn driving to Jackson(sry have problems with copy pssting char info due to playing from phone)
[5] You have reached Jackson, the capitol of the Mississippi state. Most people are either hiding underground, or leaved the town for the Vaults, which means no serious slowdowns due to traffic. Wat do next?
Nations/Organizations/NPCs turnThe bomb kit goes BOOM, causing one of the houses to be turned into collapsed, burning wreck.
[3] One small flame jumps from the roof to a red maple. If not extinguished, it will cause a huge wildfire.
China got hit right in the administrative center of Beijing by its own nuke. China doesn't capitulates, strangely enough. China tries to invade Japan via naval transport and paratroopers. Meanwhile, Japan prepares for defending.
[5 vs 2] The Chinese marines land near Hioki with very little transport lost to the Japanese submarines.
[6 vs 6] The Chinese marines try to push into Hioki and nearby towns/cities, but the Japanese ground forces are already here to defend their homeland.
[2 vs 2] Very few Chinese paratroopers managed to land without being captured or killed in the flight in order to make some difference.
The USA sends its bombers to strike the Chinese fleet.
[5 vs 5] While the American bombers are mostly functional after the strike, the Chinese fleet was barely damaged by the Americans.
[4] Poorly-maintained American don't explode this turn.
1 turn to impact China1 turn for the other, well-maintained nukes to impact China.Meanwhile, North Korea under the guidance of its Greatest Leader, Chairman Kim Jong-un, attempts to zerg rush the South Korea.
[2+1 for the sudden strike vs 5] Once North Korean army barely crossed the border without any warning, they get bombarded by the artillery and bombers so hard, that they regroup and change the plan from "unexpected zerg rush" to "hold the line against capitalist scum".
Meanwhile, Russia, under the command of the president Volodimir Butin, launches full-blown invasion of Ukraine.
[5 vs 4] Russian and Novorossiyan forces slightly push towards Kharkov. The Ukrainian forces fight really hard to keep the Russian menace from going deeper into the Western Ukraine.
Vault-Tec's fallout shelters are almost full in the next states: Alabama, South & North Carolina, South & North Dakota, Georgia, Iowa, Mississippi, New York, and Tennessee.
[27, Florida][2] Vault-Tec tries to build more vaults in Florida, but doesn't have enough resources in the state.
A guy who lost the pass tells the Vault-Tec representative about that Sum Gai has his pass, and demands Sum Gai to hand it over to him.
Vault-Tec representative just watches silently.
((I apologize for writing this response for so long. I was eating and also was cleaning out the poop of my kitten.))
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