Turn 4: The Bear Rises Steal the sacrifice wallet then travel to the ocean
[4] You get 50 dollars. Now you have 750 dollars total.
[6] You steal a dusty off-road pickup car in order to travel to the Mexican Gulf. The car belongs to the Tucker redneck family.
[6 vs 4] They got another car like that, but they cannot keep up with you.
Jarl
Tell the angry drivers to suck it. Ride further west while ignoring the asphalt road. Nobody tells a bearded lucky barrel man what to do.
[5] You have pissed off those puny car drivers and almost reached Louisiana. Would you like to enter the other state?
Evolve nanobots that allow me to survive without air
[2] You've failed to evolve nanobots. Would you like to try again?
Attempt to scout and figure out important locations of Jackson, like any vaults, police or state or army faculties
[2]You haven't noticed anything like that when scouting the city. Perhaps you don't look hard enough?
Go back to the house and get a car.
You have found a pickup car in the garage. Unfortunately, its engine is leaking.
[4] You have successfully repair the car and hop in the driver seat.
Convince others like myself(Street urchins, hobos, delinquents, ETC.) to join me in forming an underground kingdom with the roaches
[5] You create a loyal, borderline fanatical clique of various outcasts. They start digging and shaping your underground kingdom.
"Hmn? I'm sorry, there must be a mistake. I got this in the mail, right when the delivery said it should arrive. I was a bit confused when it had the wrong name on it...
Sir, a pass for this man, please. He should not have to suffer because of an administrative mix-up."
[3 vs 5]
"Sorry, mister, but you need to give the pass back to this fine gentleman." Says Vault-Tec representative.
"GOSH, THANKS MAN! YOU WANNA COME ALONG TO THE CITY OR WHATEVER, MAYBE FIND ONE OF THOSE VAULTS EVERYONE'S GOING ON ABOUT OR AT LEAST DIE IN SOMETHING MORE LIKE CIVILIZATION? THIS KIND GENTLEMAN IS GONNA GIVE ME A LIFT"
GRACIOUSLY ACCEPT MONIES, THEN INVITE GIVER OF SAID MONIES TO JOIN ME ON ADVENTURES
CONTINUE AWAITING A RESPONSE FROM THE MAN WITH THE VAN
[5]She agrees with you. "Very well, where we shall travel?"
You say that you don't know where you're going, but you're awaiting the response from John Smith, the drive of the nearby mini-van. It seems that he doesn't care about you enough and decided to drive away without you.
Drive to Jackson, look for vaults.
[2] You drive towards the capitol, but it seems that one of the mini-van's tires doesn't work correctly. You drove for 22 yards and then just stopped due to the tire.
Nations/Organizations/NPCsChinese Navy keeps fighting the Japanese one, while the Chinese marines keep pushing towards Hioki.
[3 vs 3, Naval battle] Japanese navy keeps holding the Chinese. For how they can hold?
[6 vs 5] After really brutal battle against the Japanese ground forces, China has occupied Hioki and moves towards Kagoshima.
[3 vs 5 reinforcement over the ocean] Chinese transports were sunk by Japanese submarines.
[4+1 for the low amount of the enemy's AA-guns vs 4-1 for the low amount of AA-guns] The Chinese marines got their supplies, mainly bullets and mortars for the upcoming assault on Kagoshima]
[4]
The poorly-maintained American nukes have hit Shanghai!
Shanghai is destroyed in the blast!(The other) American nukes have hit Guangzhou!
Guangzhou is destroyed in the blast!Most of the China, for the exception of Tibet and Qinghai, is ravaged by radiation. They'll capitulate next turn!
Around 912 millions of people in China have died. That's about 65% population of the country is dead.
South Korea isn't really that shocked by sudden North Korean attacks. The dog bites back...
[2 vs 3] South Korean army has failed to push through Demilitarized Zone. North Koreans stay near the border of South Korea right now.
Kim Jong-un threatens to launch a nuclear strike at South Korea.
Meanwhile in Europe, NATO counter-strikes Russian forces in Ukraine, which results in Russians launching nukes at EU.
[2 vs 5] Initial NATO counterattack was fierce, but Russian cyber-soldiers stopped their onslaught. Russians have occupied Ukraine. For now.
[3 vs 4] Anti-missile protection of NATO destroyed some Russian nukes, but otherwise, most of the nukes are still flying.
1 turn to impact EU[3] European NATO launches its nukes on Russia. They're poorly-maintained.
1 turn to impact Russia.((European countries will be represented by EU/NATO in this RTD. I may mention the names of nations, who received nuclear strike, though.))
The USA launches the nukes at Russia and warns North Korea that they should immediately stop attacking South Korea. Also, The Americans wait for Chinese to discuss capitulation.
[3] American nukes are also poorly maintained. They're targeting Russian Far East.
2 turns to impact with Russia.Vault-Tec tries to build more vaults in multiple states and allocate more resources to Florida.
[4] More vaults are in the process of construction in the next states:
North & South Dakota, North & South Georgia, Mississippi, and New York. [1] Due to the bureaucratic and logistic fuck-up, Vault-Tec have allocated their Floridian resources to Nebraska instead.
The man who lost his pass:
"Listen here, I'm not a violent man. But if you don't give me my pass back, I'll have to kick your butt..." Calmly says the man.
Vault-Tec representative:
"Well, the gentleman is right, so please, give him his pass back. Otherwise, I'll have to use this!" He shows a high-tech pistol with electricity symbol depicted near the trigger. Looks like the pistol is non-lethal.
[5] The fire spreads! The wrecks of the house are engulfed in the flames, while more and more trees become ignited.
Poll
8 (80%)
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