Turn one of my faces towards the paparazzi and scream:
"GET FUCT NERDS. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE FIRED SOON ANYWAY."
Eat someone to restore HP. Also heal don.
Subvert the zombie-laser to become a healing laser! Do not tell bloop that I am doing this.
Subvert Narrative by revealing that Metatron is not actually Ψ-METATRON but actually 1 Metatron.
METATRON LIVES
You reveal that Ψ-METATRON is actually 1 Metatron. The game balance tilts slightly, before crashing.
(oh my god i found another ksbd fan, i totally considered this naming gimmick as a sequel)1 Metatron summoned. Also, I'm pretty sure that bloop can read your posts. Bloop, please confirm that you aren't cursed with tunnel vision that prevents you from reading anything but responses to your posts, events, and the battlefield.
Slit Renee's throat and then stab her as she falls over until she dies. Then, survey the situation. What's surrounding Rebecca at that point, and how can I use that to my advantage.
You attempt to slit Renee's throat, before she catches your hand. She attempts to force it back, cutting herself for 15 damage! You try to stab her again, but she steps back, and hits you in the head with Longinus! 10 damage! You spend your time recuperating instead of surveying the situation!
"Quickly, psi-Metatron! Your God commands you to attack Donald Trump!"
Slit Renee's throat and then stab her as she falls over until she dies.
Take advantage of this convenient human sacrifice to summon an ancient Aztec god to attack Donald Trump. Then use noclip on 「BHNW」 so it becomes intangible and cannot interfere in the battle. Finally, attack Donald Trump myself.
1 Metatron serves royalty, not divinity!
You take advantage of the minor amount of blood split to summon Mictlantecuhtli! A blood-splattered skeleton lurches across the Battlefield, before approaching the Don.
"Mr. Death, you gotta understand. There's some days that you can curl up and die a great death. Today isn't that day for me," the Don says. Mictlantecuhtli holds a slender finger up, the one in the position between his index and ring fingers, before driving it into the Don's eye. Egan's 「Subvert Narrative」 and psychic link kick in, setting his health to 0 instead!
You then use no-clip on an intangible entity. 「BHNW」 laughs at you, before hitting you with the skyscraper, and knocking you away from the Don!
"A GOAT? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NON SEQUITUR IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? OF COURSE I'M NOT A GOAT."
Reclaim the stand arrow and stab myself again. If it looks like Im going to be attacked, focus instead on using magic or my stand to defend myself.
Whilst Egan is bamboozled from having his trick reversed, you steal the stand arrow back! Your insects fatten up, before taking out miniature copies of the Art of War! They begin to plan their next move!
Try to get the stand arrow and stab Godzilla with it. If that fails try to get Godzilla to kill the godmodder.
You give Godzilla 「My Only Gun God」!
Two number eights. Compliment the godmodder on his choice of clothing.
The Godmodder gives you a thumbs up, perhaps blushes a bit, before his cousin gets to the table.
"Oy, oy, cou-sin, there is a slight interruption from your... Stand. It appears that there is a prophecy!"
"
Is it about me."
"Yes."
The Godmodder's cousin runs over to the table, before getting out a laptop, and turning on a livestream.
continue blasting everyone around me with fireballs!
You blast yourself with a fireball!
Spawn as a bear. Maul my previous two selves to death, so that they don't mess with me. Oh, and also attack the godmodder.
The Godmodder spawns as your previous two selves, and then ships you to animal control!
Attach 3 of the forks to the ZOMBIETRON 3000, to use as a Zombie Stabber.
DESTROY DONALD TRUMP!
You stab the ZOMBIETRON 3000 for 5 damage, and then give it a Zombie Stabber! It then stabs the Don for 20 damage!
A Prophecy, Livestreamed
Cosplayer's Concordance, Throne.
Wednesday, October 11th, 2017. 1500 ESTAn assembly of men, women and demons, from all walks of background and (un)life gather around a rotting tower, the stench of blood wafting across the very room. Each and every one of them carry a favourite thing of some shape and form -- a stand-arrow, a stick, a standard exercise book. A brunette in her later adolescence points the camera at herself, and at a slightly tilted angle, makes the V-sign and an approximation of a smile, before turning the camera back.UNKNOWN VOICE: There is a prophecy!
UNKNOWN VOICE: The king of favourite things has fallen from their throne, usurped by phantom world-thieves. The old king shall choose a new, and they will assign all manner of things to all manner of people, or consign them to nothingness. He will be flanked by those threatened by his whims, his coming will be marked by the likes of future murderers! He will carry authority over a petty thing, he will face those that threaten his reign, and find the world subverted! Its foundations will be bent as he comes. And, his name will be --"Ahahaha, couscous, I am not nice enough to show you everything. I will sit on my couch and rewatch this over a nice cup of coffee."
"
It's me. Anyway, Sech, should we get eating?"
The paparazzi remain.
1 Metatron: METATRON LIVES.
Maximum Spin: 10/10 HP. No-clip. Godmoder.
Greatness942: 10/25 HP. 「Thoth」.
bloop_bleep: Leader of the New World Order.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby: 15/25 HP. 「Insects Requiem」.
TalonisWolf: In the Industrial Era.
Giant Forks: 5/5 HP. (x16.)
ZOMBIETRON 3000: 70/70 HP.
Godzilla: 100/100 HP. 「My Only Gun God」
Donald Trump: 17/100 HP. Linked to Egan. The Mass Firing:
[10/13/17]「Bad Hombres, Nasty Women」: 9,000/10,000 HP. 「That's Life.」Kim Jong-un: 110/110 HP. Supreme Leader.
Rebecca Renee, of the Worldly
Black: 60/125 HP. Carrying
Longinus, a microphone.
Renee Swan: 20/50 HP.
Sirius Black: 50/50 HP.
The Godmodder: 88/100 HP.
Egan_BW: 0/10,000 HP. 「Subvert Narrative」Days Left: 26.
[11/06/17]