Set up a convenient way to dispose of don after helping him fire everyone and thus subverting the narrative. Do some sweet double-stand moves with 「Bad Hombres, Nasty Women」 to annihilate all opposition.
Confiscate the stand arrow.
You confiscate the stand arrow. The paparazzi glance at you, and then follow the arrow. You're going to get so many hitpieces wrote on you if you don't give that back. You begin to set up a convenient way to dispose of the Don, due for three days in the future! Use those days to take over America!
Puppyguard, GIMME YOUR FORKS!
Assemble my existing undead into ZOMBIETRON 3000, a mech composed entirely out of zombies!
Use Zombie-Laser on Egan BW, attempting to deal damage to the Don through their psychic link.
EDIT: An addition:
If Puppyguard doesn't respond to my request (on Discord), forcefully take away some of his forks and attach to ZOMBIETRON 3000.
Stab some of my zombies and myself with the Stand Arrow.
You create the ZOMBIETRON 3000, before ordering it to fire the Zombie-Laser at Egan! Egan, master of subversion, gives you a thumbs-up, and points out that his psychic link directs all damage to him! 1,000 damage!
"I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TZEENTCHIAN SORCERER, NOT A NURGLITE. BUT WHATEVER, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX DIFFERENT SOURCE MATERIALS."
Experiment with stand power.
"
Are you trying to imply that you're not a goat?"
You experiment with 「Insects」, causing a great swarm of flies to crawl along your skin, wings buzzing and beating against it. You command them to float away, before they regurgitate a thick, sticky, silk. You can get your planning skill if you stab yourself with the arrow, again! The arrow is confiscated.
"No deal. DIE INSECT!"
become Ragnaros and blast people with fireballs!
You blast the Great Goatsby / Mallos with fireballs! 10 damage!
Puppyguard, GIMME YOUR FORKS!
Assemble my existing undead into ZOMBIETRON 3000, a mech composed entirely out of zombies!
Use Zombie-Laser on Egan BW, attempting to deal damage to the Don through their psychic link.
EDIT: An addition:
If Puppyguard doesn't respond to my request (on Discord), forcefully take away some of his forks and attach to ZOMBIETRON 3000.
Stab some of my zombies and myself with the Stand Arrow.
Jeez, Sports Maxx and 「Limp Bizkit」are joining up, too? Nice.
Anyway, capitalize. Grab Renee and pull out a Karambit Knife. Hold it to Renee's throat and say:
"Not another lyric. Stop upgrading Ψ-METATRON and I'll let her live."
You threaten Rebecca, who stares at you blankly. Her eyes are like glass-beads -- as a human's, but not possessing the fundamental aspect that makes them live. You find yourself rather disturbed, looking at her.
"I'm upgrading my fellow singer?"
"
Now you are."
Ψ-METATRON begins to sing, along, before gaining 10 maximum health!
Order the forks to assist bloop bleep
"
'If you're forced, pressured, or threatened into it, it isn't consent!'"
The forks will assist bloop_bleep!
Suddenly exist. Acquire OceanSoul's powers of godmoding. Activate God Mode. Also activate a noclip cheat, just in case.
You exist, steal OceanSoul's godmoding (that he'll get back in a jiffy), and turn on GOD MODE. Ψ-METATRON looks at you and begins to shriek -- as an angel, it defers to anything with a strong claim of being a god! You have a clear shot at destroying it! You then turn on no-clip, because that's a real thing you can do using real physics!
Bring a bouquet to the godmodder. Seduce him. It is the only way.
You bring the godmodder a bouquet, and give him
those eyes. The Godmodder smirks, before nudging you out of the concert hall and go on a date to a nice, fancy pizzeria across the street. The Godmodder guides you to a nice seat, open to the streets, and a young man, sporting a fake 'stache runs over to you both!
"Oy! Cousin 'modder, I have not seen you in a long time! Is this your lover, hm?"
"
Are future murderers and lovers the same thing?" The Godmodder says, placing his elbow upon the table.
"Of course, of course! 'Tis the truest type of love, to love someone so much that you wish to stick a knife in their neck."
"
Are you still obsessed with Amelia."
"Yes, yes, cou-sin! Now, what do you want me to order?"
The Godmodder pushes down on the table, causing cultery to clatter around the table.
"
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large --"
"Yes, yes, and for your darling?"
What do you order?
Spawn as a reporter. Interview the Godmodder. Then leave and publish a biased smear article on the Godmodder in order to demoralize him. Be sure to quote his own words out of context to make his words seem worse than they really are.
The girl scout who used to be you stabs you with a pocket knife, but you interview the Godmodder! The Godmodder then slides you and the paparazzi his grand wall of smear articles on himself, and then tells you to keep writing!
(I might post some of these later in the week. We'll see.)Try to summon Godzilla to kill the godmodder.
Ψ-METATRON looks at Godzilla, and then the Godmodder, and then Spin, and then does Spin's username, particularly fast, on the spot.
Quietly learn about godmodders ancestry while making investments into businesses that were doing well in the future.
1801.You hide behind the bushes, as a young man stands in the state of Virginia, a legion of demons following behind him. He breathes in the fresh air, before looking down at his '
Veritable Array of Methods of Company Creation, With One-Hundred Percent Assured Legitimacy -- I Am Utterly Sure Of It, Sir!'. You hand the boy a hundred dollars, and then run off.
Unrelated trivia: the Godmodder is currently reading from a list titled 'How to Make a Company (yes definitely)'.
The paparazzi remain.
Maximum Spin: 10/10 HP. No-clip. Godmoder.
Greatness942: 20/25 HP. 「Thoth」.
bloop_bleep: Leader of the New World Order.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby: 15/25 HP. 「Insects」.
TalonisWolf: In the Industrial Era.
Giant Forks: 5/5 HP. (x16.)
ZOMBIETRON 3000: 70/70 HP.
Godzilla: 100/100 HP.
Donald Trump: 37/100 HP. Linked to Egan. The Mass Firing:
[10/13/17]「Bad Hombres, Nasty Women」: 9,000/10,000 HP. 「That's Life.」Kim Jong-un: 110/110 HP. Supreme Leader.
Rebecca Renee, of the Worldly
Black: 75/125 HP. Carrying
Longinus, a microphone.
Renee Swan: 20/50 HP.
Sirius Black: 50/50 HP.
Ψ-METATRON, Voice of
Godhood: 95/110 HP. Spinning in circles.
A Great Thing. Godmodder.
The Godmodder: 88/100 HP.
Egan_BW: 7,000/10,000 HP. Linked to the Don. 「Subvert Narrative」Days Left: 28.
[11/06/17]
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