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Author Topic: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!  (Read 3494 times)

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2017, 08:24:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2017, 09:32:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2017, 09:42:24 pm »

I cant decide between their competently different policies on how to build infrastructure.  One wants to finance it with loans and commercial investment, while the other wants to fund it with commercial investment and loans.

Let's go wit-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Wait, what happened.  I think I was so excited by the moderate parties I passed out.

Okay let's see what I voted on-

Ralph Nader?!?! how is that even on the ballot.

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2017, 03:04:52 am »

That is not a valid candidate. Please fix your vote or it will be not counted ;v
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2017, 04:06:18 pm »

More votes! We need more votes :V!
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2017, 04:11:57 pm »

Is it a tie? If there's a tie, just flip a coin.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2017, 05:35:52 pm »

Dave!
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2017, 05:50:47 pm »

Who is Dave Mann you ask?

Dave Mann is a Falconian statesman, author, explorer, soldier, naturalist, and reformer. A veteran of the campaign of 68' he gave his heart and soul on the battlefield for this great country. His time in command gave him the skills and resolve to lead. He seeks to end Falconian isolationism, and take the stage as a true world power.
He seeks to build robust diplomatic relationships, and strong alliances, backed up by a powerful military of our own.
Internally, he seeks to break up monopolies and keep the economy rotating and strong, full of opportunity for the up and coming. He seeks open and unrestrained trade, as outlined in his three point pact.
Mann is also a dedicated conservationist, and seeks to increase tourism and preserve the natural treasures of Falconia through a series of national parks and reserves.   

Dave Mann! The Man, the myth, the Legend! They say he Masterminded the two pronged attack in 69' that ended the war! He once survived an assassination attempt, killed his own assassin, and gave a campaign speech ten minutes later, with the bullet still in his body! He stands up to big business, and stands up for the little guy! He is unafraid of the world, and ready to lead us to our future in it. Dave Mann, for Falconia! Dave Mann for you! He needs your help now, that he may help us all in Falconia! Vote, Dave Mann today!
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2017, 04:18:55 pm »

Voting stations closing in 24 hours.

Kashyyk you gotta mobilize your followers, yo :P
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« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2017, 03:44:48 am »

Okay I got a corrected ballot and voided my old one.

Also someone was talking about how Dave Mann has no heart or soul?  Can't have a president like that.

Going with John Doe.

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2017, 05:37:21 am »

Also someone was talking about how Dave Mann has no heart or soul?  Can't have a president like that.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2017, 05:48:03 am »

Who is Dave Mann you ask?

Dave Mann is a Falconian statesman, author, explorer, soldier, naturalist, and reformer. A veteran of the campaign of 68' he gave his heart and soul on the battlefield for this great country. His time in command gave him the skills and resolve to lead. He seeks to end Falconian isolationism, and take the stage as a true world power.
He seeks to build robust diplomatic relationships, and strong alliances, backed up by a powerful military of our own.
Internally, he seeks to break up monopolies and keep the economy rotating and strong, full of opportunity for the up and coming. He seeks open and unrestrained trade, as outlined in his three point pact.
Mann is also a dedicated conservationist, and seeks to increase tourism and preserve the natural treasures of Falconia through a series of national parks and reserves.   

Dave Mann! The Man, the myth, the Legend! They say he Masterminded the two pronged attack in 69' that ended the war! He once survived an assassination attempt, killed his own assassin, and gave a campaign speech ten minutes later, with the bullet still in his body! He stands up to big business, and stands up for the little guy! He is unafraid of the world, and ready to lead us to our future in it. Dave Mann, for Falconia! Dave Mann for you! He needs your help now, that he may help us all in Falconia! Vote, Dave Mann today!
Sans the blaring foghorns of both parties, this voter paid attention to the details rather than the propaganda.

And BOTH of you are focusing too much on buffing up your candidates! :P
Do it for the people instead!

9 Dave
3 Doe

Minus Kashyy's and Helma's posts. And Ralph Nader.
Although...+1 to Dave because he actually addressed the people in that one line.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2017, 06:59:31 am »

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« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2017, 07:53:52 am »

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Because, who cares if you're a couple days late
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2017, 12:19:36 pm »

>not voting for the most generic candidate of them all

Y'all are the real boring ones, here!  >:(
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