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Author Topic: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!  (Read 3492 times)

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY!
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2017, 06:05:08 am »

Name: John Doe
Faction: The moderately Moderate party (extreme center)
Concern: Internal Stability
Absolutely this! Maybe with a name change to EL GENERICO, Presidente of the most boring banana republic possible.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY!
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2017, 09:08:29 am »

Name: John Doe
Faction: The moderately Moderate party (extreme center)
Concern: Internal Stability
Absolutely this! Maybe with a name change to EL GENERICO, Presidente of the most boring banana republic possible.
+1 For Neutrality
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY!
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2017, 03:49:03 am »

This would have been a great game.
Too bad it didn't even start  :-[
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2017, 10:44:49 am »

Naw I was just sidetracked by AiWiDR.



Voting Polls 1st Stage:

Total votes: 14 (~7.1% votes each)

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Burt West
The Anarcho Capitalist Party
Stable Economics
1 VOTE

Name: Walter Conrad
Faction: The Royalist Party/Right
Primary Concern: Internal Stability
1 VOTE

Name: Dave Mann (helmacon)
Faction: The Bull Frog Party (progressive)
Primary Concern: Internal Stability
3 VOTES


Falcon Sanderson
The Galactic Party/Left
Stable Economics
1 VOTE

Stenin
United Proletarian Party, Communist
International Reputation
2 VOTES

Name: Howlin' Lord Sutherland
Faction: The Bugaboo Bugnuts Insane Party (Far-Left Anarchists)
Platform: International Reputation
1 VOTE

Name: John Stettin
Faction: The Progressive Party (slightly left)
Platform: Stable Economics
1 VOTE

Name: John Doe (Kashyyk)
Faction: The moderately Moderate party (extreme center)
Concern: Internal Stability
3 VOTES


Name: Dr. Bomrek Stein
Faction: The Bull Frog Party
Primary concern: International Reputation
1 VOTE

Invalid registrations: Tronald Drump

"And here we go, Kathlyn; The National Polling Council has released the official results of the yesterday's vote! Much to the surprise of the politicians, the people of Falconia haven't chosen their President in the 1st stage, first time in sixty six years!"

"It means that next week the people of Falconia will be visiting the polling stations across the country once again, this time voting for 1 of the two candidates with highest percentage of votes: Dave Mann of The Bull Frog Party, and John Doe of the Moderately Moderate Party. They both gained 21% of votes from the Falconian citizens. But who will be the next President of Falconia? And who will gain the votes of the other candidates' voter bases? The race for the Mahogany Desk will be tight!"


2nd Stage of Presidential Elections begins!

You may now vote for Dave Mann of The Bull Frog Party (helmacon) or John Doe of the Moderately Moderate Party (Kashyyk).

Kashyyk and helmacon may not vote, of course, but they're free to try and convince others to vote for them :P
« Last Edit: June 14, 2017, 10:53:27 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2017, 10:54:56 am »

I vote for Dave Mann
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2017, 11:08:04 am »

Doe 2017!!!!

MAKE FALCONIA BORING AGAIN
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2017, 11:11:07 am »

Greetings Falconia!

I, John Doe, am the perfect candidate as I will offer strong and stable leadership for this nation. We understand that people must have freedom,  yet to be given complete freedom leads to debasement of traditional values. Instead, people should have the absolute right amount of freedom. The right amount of support. The right amount of respect.

Vote John Doe for the healthy, respectful amount of freedom relative to traditional values.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2017, 11:12:29 am »

Hear the frogs! +1 for Dave Mann 2017
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2017, 11:17:38 am »

DAVE MANN WILL BRING US TO THE FUTURE, DOWN WITH JOE.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2017, 11:39:01 am »

Dave man is the manliest.

Currently 4 Dave, 1 John.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2017, 11:57:50 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2017, 12:02:52 pm »

Dave mann
John doe
Dave mann


Hope I don't change it again  :D
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2017, 04:16:38 pm »

Casting my vote for Dave Mann.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2017, 04:41:23 pm »

Vote for Dave or we'll meet the grave!

+1 For Dave
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2017, 05:27:24 pm »

John Doe
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