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Author Topic: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!  (Read 3429 times)

tntey

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #45 on: June 17, 2017, 12:37:21 pm »

((Can anyone explain what it means if the game is a spam game?))
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2017, 12:53:03 pm »

Frequent time skips, as a leader takes responsibility for decisions as they come up. Typically expressed as a multiple choice decision process where the most popular one proceeds the story.
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It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be left alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2017, 02:32:16 pm »

"Questionnaries for 6pm are in, Kathlyn! It seems that the three fourths of the votes are going to Dave Mann!"

"If this is the trend of today, then it seems that Dave Mann will win by landslide. Still, one hour left of the voting, John, everything may change yet, although it is hard to believe that John Doe might recover from such a big difference!"

One hour remaining.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2017, 02:49:22 pm »

John Doe seriously considers electoral fraud by registering a bunch of fake accounts just to vote,  but that would be too extreme and against moderate ideology.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2017, 03:01:52 pm »

John Doe seriously considers electoral fraud by registering a bunch of fake accounts just to vote,  but that would be too extreme and against moderate ideology.

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2017, 06:14:28 pm »

Vote John Doe

What is the first thing coming to your mind when you say stability? Not a constantly-hopping bullfrog, that's for sure! We at the moderately Moderate party are here to ensure a stable environment, free from the tyranny of extremism!
Message cut for extremist beliefs outside of accordance with party beliefs

Message cut for not being neutr-

Vote us! Or don't. Either works.


Hmm. Too late. Darn.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2017, 12:59:23 am »

2021 vote for the pleasant vanilla canidate, John Doe!
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2017, 02:03:41 am »

Hoogan J. Vochs
The Exceptional Party (right-wing libertarian)
"All the other candidates are sissies."

Because, who cares if you're a couple days late

It's typical of the statists that have hijacked our democracy to exclude the Exceptional Party from this election because we allegedly, "did not register a candidate in time".  I'm sorry, I thought this was Falconia!  There is no deadline on democracy.  Sad.  #WriteInHooganJ
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! Presidential Election 2017, 2nd Stage!
« Reply #53 on: June 21, 2017, 01:14:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!
« Reply #54 on: June 21, 2017, 02:16:25 pm »

You are Dave Mann, President of Falconia!

Now that you were inagurated, let's get away with you, you little head of state and get to the main body of goverment in Falconia: the Parliament!

The Parliament has no say in one thing, that being your policies of internal stability.

2017, Week 1

The border with the neighbouring Owlian republic has seen escalation of racial riots! The true Falconians clash with the Owlian migrants, the two cultures as usual unable to find common ground in politics, familly matters, religion and ecology. The Parliament decides to...

A) Increase security in the border lands.
B) Mark Owlians as criminals.
C) Do nothing.
D) Close the borders with Owlia.
E) Ask the Owlian government to intervene.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!
« Reply #55 on: June 21, 2017, 04:44:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!
« Reply #56 on: June 21, 2017, 05:34:06 pm »

A
let's build a wall.
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!
« Reply #57 on: June 21, 2017, 08:29:39 pm »

E, let's try not to get into conflict with our neighbors just yet?
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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!
« Reply #58 on: June 21, 2017, 09:09:02 pm »

C - Make impassioned speeches about the senseless violence and organize a committee to look into the long term issues causing these riots AKA do nothing.

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Re: SPAMDEMOCRACY! President Dave Mann of Falconia!
« Reply #59 on: June 21, 2017, 09:40:55 pm »

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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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